Dave
Was that the day we decided not to use plurals of any words? Or the day we killed that super sea beast?
"You can't swallow what I'm thinking!!"
The super sea beast... was that the night I got drunk on melted-down playing cards?
Dave
Drunk is your word for tripping balls. Weren't those cards made of the horn of the last unicorn.
"You can't swallow what I'm thinking!!"
I remember collecting that horn, we had to forge a special spear to kill that beast did we not?
edited 21st May '15 6:58:35 PM by Laithelryn
Dave
Yeah, out of Unobtanium. We had to hitchhike with someone right?
"You can't swallow what I'm thinking!!"
my current job
Yeah. Last time I stick my thumb out at anyone.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
at least you still /have/ thumbs.
Got a degree in Emotional trauma via fictional characters aka creative writing. hosting S'mores party in Hell for fellow (evil) writers
Yeah, some of us have branching tentacles in place of arms because of that incident.
Wicked Flight
I honestly hope that the talking grapefruit doesn't put us through that again.
Sword goes in, gold comes out! Sword goes in, gold comes out! IN THIS PLACE, MEN BLEED GOLD! CUT THE JUGULAR! REAP THE SHINY HARVEST!
Something something smithy
Why did you take my grapefruit liver in the first place? And why was it used in summoning the Macho Man?
Something something Arena.
The World's Least Powerful Man
Well, at least the talking microwave forgave us for messing up his basement...
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
My son is a dumbass
What basement? You mean the one filled with sludge or the one overrun by tapeworm?
my current job
It was before either of those things: it was the one overrun with babies.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
I don't remember that. It must have been when I was on that diplomatic mission to Atlantis.
Is that the same mission where you met that girl with the two heads?
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
About that... I may have spun the temporal lockbox the wrong way last time. Which means that I'm going to the need the chopsticks again.
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
my current job
Damn. I haven't had to use it since the elephant jokes.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
But I need to use those chopsticks to fix my freeze ray!
edited 28th Jul '15 5:20:43 PM by Ghostninja109
My son is a dumbass
Why did you have to make the thing addicted to Ramen and then take away its chopsticks, anyway?
Do you have a better idea on how to deal with an army of jumbo shrimp?
my current job
With a spoon. It worked for Mike, way back when.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Don't remind me. I still have nightmares about that parade float.
Not stupid or expendable.
No thanks, I don't want to play seven-minutes-in-heaven! I don't wanna be reminded of how I played it with not just Two, But with Three as well. We nearly suffocated because Three was in the closet. We didn't even do a single thing that night!
"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
Did you feel it necessary to remind me of that "Groundhog Day" Loop we got into, with the vampiric mechs?
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
I think I rented a few DVD at the place you got those from.
edited 21st May '15 9:30:48 AM by Blackie