Your avatar roasts the above avatar

Inspired by the You Roast The Above Avatar thread. Make sure it follows the forum rules and don't go too overboard.

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[You are aware that your cassettes mean absolutely nothing to me, right? Not that I imagine that they would be worth listening to in the first place.]

Edited by JankyKong on Mar 24th 2022 at 11:54:43 AM

   "You shall be remembered as the human with the most pathetic face I have ever witnessed."   

You look like one of those video game bosses that speedrunners try really hard to glitch past.

"You look like a discount Himiko Toga. And she has way more personality than you, let's be honest."

"If you want me to roast you, you're going to have to be interesting enough to hate. Maybe work on the costume some more.*wink*"

...You're the tiniest organic I've ever seen. That little leaf isn't gonna help you if someone happens to step on you.

Edited by Palindromee on Mar 24th 2022 at 2:15:27 PM

... ... ...

(Cannot identify either of the humans in picture. No identified information. Therefore, both humans: Irrelevant.)

(Identified as Autobot Tailgate. Alternate version of Tailgate: killed by Decepticon Airachnid. Fate to this Tailgate: will occur soon.)

Edited by Wafer on Mar 24th 2022 at 10:00:04 AM

Hey big boy, why you hard to see underneath the shadows? Are you scared?

I bet you'd dream to make tunes like me!

Edited by MkayRose on Mar 24th 2022 at 4:11:23 AM

Fennekin: [sticks tongue out] (Pokemon is much more interesting than Tamagotchi! Besides, not even the insanest trainers would catch something as weak-looking as you two.)

Edited by CosmosAndChaos on Mar 24th 2022 at 7:45:08 AM

"Your not better then a lighter with legs! You waste of maggots!"

Edited by This on Mar 24th 2022 at 10:15:13 AM

I always wondered what human meat tasted like.

Pork, veal, suffering and chicken, I guess.

Maybe we could take the stupidest humans and domesticate them, so they’re non-sapient and fatter. Somewhat like the humans did with pigs.

pfft, look at those birds. thinking theyre sooooo cool.

how fast can those wings go? you might need to learn soon!

That dressing style is... Less than good.

You two won't intimidate even a butterfly.

"So many Kirby characters. And you guys are the most overrated out of them. And also, that's saying something given that the most underrated characters there are still overrated."

"Hey your horns here to open my beers because I need a cold one after seeing you"

Edited by This on Mar 25th 2022 at 11:25:53 AM

"Is ruining people's fun business or pleasure for you?"

"That yellow hair is so overused. Maybe add an orange tan while you're at it to become the ultimate Dumb Blonde Brainless Beauty."

"what? no, im not gonna play pokemon with you. your stupid animals are the most ugly thing ive ever seen."

"and what about that hat? you look like a french artist in the middle ages."

"Your clothing is inappropriate for this context. Clearly this means you have poor skills in choosing outfits."

Sigh, another generic human girl. Haven't I seen this before enough times from that form of media?

Sorry but you look so plain, you should try to be toonifed.

"Was Fauna drunk when she decided to give you guys life? If she was, man it must have been a heavy night."

Primarina: Prima! (You're music talent is just playing a trumpet! I could sing beautifully and do it with other Primarina's of my species!)

Ehm... uhh... You're like that manatee puppet my brother once fell in love with. (Is it enough?)

Tina runs away ashamed, and trips along the way

I'M FINE!

"You don't seem to pay attention to where you're going. You should control your emotions better next time."