We've invested an awful lot of cash on our REVOLVING DOORS, please don't mind the bloodstains, those are from people who have gotten hands, arms and legs wedged in there and couldn't get them out, and the fact that we didn't have enough money to pay for a janitor. And if you're wondering, no, we will not pay for any injuries caused by the Revolving Doors, because fuck you.
Edited by ThatAsianInTheCorner on Sep 22nd 2021 at 9:42:28 PM
"As president of KaibaCorp, I declare your argument as invalid!!!"
Rainbow Six: Siege (2015)
PS: Workers must supply their own personal protection equipment. Crud and Sludge Works are not liable for any workplace-related injuries, including (but not limited to): contusions, concussions, smoke inhalation, acid exposure, loss of limbs, loss of consciousness, broken bones, organ removal, spontaneous combustion, death, transfiguration, exsanguination, cancer, total body liquefaction, and stubbed toes.
For further inquires, please contact our HR department whenever we bother to set one up.
Lovepilled and Hopemaxxing
Take a look at our glorious smokestacks! Hundreds of tons of noxious smog exits these smokestacks every day! Environmentalists fear us! Hope you don't mind wearing a gas mask for the rest of your life!
Edited by DrNoPuma on Sep 23rd 2021 at 9:20:14 AM
I haven't played the particular game that Tango is from, but still... robo kitty. :D
Unhinged Menace
we also have extremely efficent assembly lines! They assemble, disassemble, and package anything within seconds! Don't mind the human meat cubes in the corner, those were just unlucky folks who got caught in the machines. We don't provide life insurance, nor do we notify families and friends of any untimely deaths that happen in our facilities. It's better that no one knows what happened to them...
"Know your place, fool."
Just a Mettaur
Make sure to stop by our break room, which provides employees and visitors with free cookies made from our factory's own industrial waste.
Edited by Bluethorn on Oct 9th 2021 at 7:33:28 AM
A great Mascot Mook.
A successor to Let's Create an Awful Amusement Park
! Come up with bad ideas for factory machines and other dangerous things at an industrial works facility.
Welcome to Crud and Sludge Works! We have dozens of factory buildings here. What do we make, you ask? A little bit of everything. We're not above any opportunity to squeeze every last cent out of the masses! We have all kinds of machines for our different products. But be careful, our facility is a little hazardous. Now get to work, ya bums!
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Edited by DrNoPuma on Sep 22nd 2021 at 10:19:29 AM
I haven't played the particular game that Tango is from, but still... robo kitty. :D