Inspired by Jacksfilms’s Yesterday I Asked You series, or YIAY for short. I’m going to ask a Jacksfilms-style question, and other posters must give humorous answers. Tomorrow, I will repeat the question and give my favorite answers. I will then let another poster ask a new question, and the cycle repeats (at least) every day.
If the original poster isn’t available to give their favorite answers, another poster is free to step in and give theirs (barring their own).
I have a question for you. Describe TV Tropes in just 4 words.
Edited by PurpleEyedGuma on Aug 11th 2022 at 10:10:39 AM
The King Without a Kingdom
The freezing point of water is 32 degrees Fahrenheit.
It's been 3000 years…
Stark Holmes
That there actually are people in my head!
Discombobulate.
Am I a weirdo?
Fred Zamboni (inventor of the Zamboni, in case it wasn't obvious) didn't even like hockey. Or figure skating. Or speed skating.
Bigotry will NEVER be welcome on TV Tropes.
The They who said it
If I told you, I wouldn't necessarily have to kill you, but there's a decent chance it would happen anyway on account of the involvement of spiders.
Mercenary Anarchist Ace
So I asked you:
What’s the coolest thing you’ve learned?
And some responses of note:
- "Polar bears are fucking badasses. (Get it? Cool?)"-FernandoLemon
- "Fred Zamboni (inventor of the Zamboni, in case it wasn't obvious) didn't even like hockey. Or figure skating. Or speed skating."-CompletelyNormalGuy
- "If I told you, I wouldn't necessarily have to kill you, but there's a decent chance it would happen anyway on account of the involvement of spiders."-Florien
Anyone else?
Yo buddies, still tropin’?
What's the most hilariously improbable death you can think of?
Trimming the hedges, one trope at a time.
The They who said it
Heart Disease.
I mean after all, with a setup like that, you'd never expect it.
Hi There!
If you were to be in Happy Tree Friends only to die of old age.
I've got spurs, that jingle-jangle-jingle!
Am I a weirdo?
One time, when I was practicing my perfectly safe hobby of juggling live grenades in a pit of poisonous snakes, a skydiving moose's parachute failed to deploy and it landed on my head and I died. I got better though, so it's all fine.
Bigotry will NEVER be welcome on TV Tropes.
Master of the Multiverse (He/Him/His)
Inhaling volcanic smoke while playing a real-life version of Content Warning.
Edited by YourEternalTroper on Apr 18th 2024 at 6:46:16 PM
Everything that lives is designed to end...
Struck by 1337 lightning bolts in a row.
I'd like to apologize for all this.
inkonveniently inkonsistent
ooo, funny story. one time i was walking a tightrope 300 feet in the air over a minefield filled to the brim with venomous snakes and spiders, and then i was shot 17 times. in the arm, because i was due for tons of vaccines. then they held a gun against my head and pulled the trigger. fun!
from here on out, it's all bee puns and 16th century humor without historical context
totally non-filler title
slipping on a banana peel and then having your head cracked open
i can't believe nor even fathom that he visited his friend! the audacity!Two days ago, I asked you: What's the most hilariously improbable death you can think of? Here are my favorite answers:
- Heart Disease.
I mean after all, with a setup like that, you'd never expect it. - Florien - If you were to be in Happy Tree Friends only to die of old age. - The Farmboy
- One time, when I was practicing my perfectly safe hobby of juggling live grenades in a pit of poisonous snakes, a skydiving moose's parachute failed to deploy and it landed on my head and I died. I got better though, so it's all fine. - Completely Normal Guy (That last sentence may be the most improbable of it all.)
- Struck by 1337 lightning bolts in a row. - FernandoLemon (Neat. Leet, even.)
- ooo, funny story. one time i was walking a tightrope 300 feet in the air over a minefield filled to the brim with venomous snakes and spiders, and then i was shot 17 times. in the arm, because i was due for tons of vaccines. then they held a gun against my head and pulled the trigger. fun! - inkuiry (Ah, I love a good Bait-and-Switch.)
Hi There!
Dumbest Ways to end up in the Emergency Room
I've got spurs, that jingle-jangle-jingle!
Stark Holmes
So the other day I was gonna see Dune: Part Two, and I wanted some popcorn
…
Edited by CanuckMcDuck1 on Apr 19th 2024 at 3:23:50 AM
Discombobulate.
The King Without a Kingdom
Doing the splits and in the process breaking your scrotum.
It's been 3000 years…
[ignore]
Edited by skan123 on Apr 19th 2024 at 3:04:38 AM
A high-dive from a skyscraper. 'Cause why not?
Extreme math nerd
Looking for the toilet and going through the wrong door.
"What I don‘t like about measure theory is that you have to say 'almost everywhere' almost everywhere." - Attributed to Kurt Friedrichs
Am I a weirdo?
The cactus looked like it needed a hug.
Bigotry will NEVER be welcome on TV Tropes.
Bitter hatred
I tried playing pattycake with a baby bear, their mom was not receptive.
The world is afraid of you...and it should be. You will never be whole, Arthur Curry. Never. I have come to end the fear."Hey, if that lion didn't want to be pet, why did it grin at me!? Dumbass, not my fault.
I'd like to apologize for all this.
Mercenary Anarchist Ace
You know, trying an Ass Shove on myself wasn’t such a good idea…
Yo buddies, still tropin’?
Polar bears are fucking badasses.
(Get it? Cool?)
I'd like to apologize for all this.