Fortunately, Unfortunately

Fortunately, Rian Johnson starts a new, Star Wars-inspired sci-fi series that replaces Star Wars in popularity.

Unfortunately, Rian Johnson's haters show up in the new fandom and start harassing the fans and the showrunners.

Edited by Snicka on Sep 5th 2020 at 12:19:23 PM

Fortunately, it doesn’t bring down the success of the show.

Unfortunately, the success brings in a highly toxic fanbase.

Fortunately, moderators ban most of them.

Unfortunately, they just ban evade.

Fortunately, the mods have enacted a War on Ban Evasion.

Purple Eyed Guma, you call tropers to the page like this (Tropers/{{audgetrouble}}). Just thought you should know.

Edited by TheWhistleTropes on Sep 5th 2020 at 8:00:51 AM

Unfortunately, the ban evaders have enlisted the actual US Army to fight for them.

’S fine.

Edited by PurpleEyedGuma on Sep 5th 2020 at 10:44:12 AM

alright, alright, I made a simple mistake. my apologies. there's no need to be rude, though.

Fortunately, much of the army's budget is moved to healthcare to help those with corona, leaving them with less weapons and armor.

Unfortunately, while the army is distracted, Canada takes over both sides of Niagara Falls.

Fortunately, they use it as a source of non-oil-related fuel.

Unfortunately, the hydro-plant Canada set up is targeted by terrorists, who intend to take it over and use the power produced for some evil plan.

Fortunately they are stopped by the authorities right in the nick of time.

Unfortunately, they were stopped by the authorities and kicked them out.

Fortunately, the authority-authorities were found by the regular authorities to be in an illegal position, and were legally demoted.

Unfortunately, the authority-authority-authorities overturned the ruling.

fortunately, the authority-authority-authorities were ousted in a military coup and replaced with much more benevolent authority-authority-authorities

Unfortunately, the original authority-authority authorities had a secret plan to take power back.

Fortunately, the authorities took control back so their plans have been rendered moot.

Unfortunately, all the authority infighting has caused massive chaos, leadding to a breakdown in society.

Fortunately, a new societal order has risen up, setting out to fix the problems of the previous society.

unfortunately, the people in charge of the new society were killed

Fortunately, those people kinda sucked and the new leaders are better.

Unfortunately, they are booted out by the ultimate authority-authority-authority-authority-authority of the universe: God Himself, who basically turns the world into a totalitarian dictatorship.

Fortunately, a new universe was created.

Edited by OwenL257 on Sep 6th 2020 at 12:35:01 PM