The Insane Troll Logic game

Based on a post in "Bad ideas for forum games" by Emperor_Ing that I thought might actually work as a game, this is a game where you have to prove the above statement by using Insane Troll Logic. Then, of course, add something new for the next poster!

Let's start: Cats can fly

Edited by Zanreo on Dec 6th 2018 at 1:11:26 PM

Cats can sit on chairs, Thus making them not touch the ground for extended periods of time effortlessly.

When you die your body dissolves.

When the Wicked Witch of the West got wet, she said she was melting, but in actuality since the water caused this she was dissolving like sugar does. Logically, if this is the case for her, it's also the case for those of us who are "normal" colors, as Wicked showed us that skin color doesn't matter. Therefore, we dissolve too!

Bellatrix Lestrange is a good person.

Well, I've got nothing...

But if I have nothing for her, and nothing against her, and she hasn't done anything wrong to me, then I have to say she's a good person!

Cats are angels in disguise.

Why else do you think they have 9 lives? The other 8 were given to them by God/Yahweh/Allah/whoever. It's also why they love sleeping in the sun; best way to access heaven is through the Direct Line To God!

The whole world, and everything in it, is upside down.

Edited by WilliamRadarStorm on Dec 6th 2018 at 1:20:14 PM

You know how when you hold your food on a plate upside down and the food falls off? Well that’s because the world is upside down and the food is getting sucked up to the mouth at the roof of the universe, that’s why when you die your soul descends to the heavens because the universe is eating your soul.

The moon is Satan.

Yours is better then mine.

Edited by shackwave on Dec 6th 2018 at 11:12:24 AM

They say that since the universe is infinite everything has to exist somewhere in it including unicorns, Leprechauns, and Eskimos. If everything exists somewhere, then it stands to reason that somewhere there is a world that is like ours except upside down. But the upside down and downside up are completely arbitrary and based on our own perspective. It is all relative after all. So from the perspective of the people on this upside down our world is the upside down one! Checkmate theists and deists!

God exists.

Edited by TheBlueHour on Dec 6th 2018 at 3:07:39 AM

Hey, if God doesn't exist, who is Masahiro Sakurai?

Only 5 people exist.

Think rationally. If god existed then that would obviously mean that the moon could not be Satan because God would stop that. But we have already proved that God doesn't exist therefore the moon must be Satan.

So first off, we all know that 1=0. Since 1=0, that means that 1+1=0+1 so 2=1. But using the same logic 2+1=1+1=0+1 so 3=2=1. If we continued this for a ridiculously long amount of time, eventually we could show that any number equals any other number since 1=0. Thus no matter how many people there are the number is five because 5=1= any number.

God doesn't exist.

Dogs certainly exist. The inversion of dog is god. However, that inversion also transforms their canine matter-ness into antimatter, incompatible with our physical plane, hence god cannot exist as we know it.

The Solar System contains ten planets, and one of them is made out of rubber.

At one point, Astronomers considered Earth’s moon to be a planet because it bounces in and out of orbit with the sun. And because it bounced all over the place, they concuded that planet was made of rubber. This was confirmed when they ate cheese and it tasted of rubber and asphalt.

Dinosaurs are just ancient people.

Dinosaur. The first syllable sounds like "dine." The last syllable sounds like "sore." Dine soar. That means Eat bad. Eat bad. Michael Jackson made a song called Bad. Weird Al made a parody of that song called Fat. He also did a song called "Eat It." Those last three sentences had the names of people in them. Michael Jackson is dead. Dinosaurs are dead. Therefore, dinosaurs are just ancient people!

Two plus two plus two plus two minus five is eleven.

Edited by Playing_with_boy on Dec 15th 2018 at 5:23:11 AM

2+2+2+2 is 8, then subtract 5 and you get 3... BUT WAIT! Just cut it in the middle, and straighten out the shapes... and you get 2 1s, or 11!

Wearing a hat makes you stronger

"Hat" spelled backwards is "Tah". "Tah" sounds like "tau" Tau is pi times two. "Pi" sounds like "pie". Humans eat pie. Humans also eat protein bars. Protein bars give you strength. Therefore, hats give you strength.

Narwhals do not exist.

Narwhals have horns just like unicorns. If they share that trait they must have more in common, since there aren't any other physical similarities between them that must meant that like unicorns narwhals don't exist.

Spiderman is Superman in disguise.

Edited by dutchguy1986 on Dec 18th 2018 at 2:34:35 PM

Both are superheroes, They both have red and blue costumes, And they both fight crime in big cities. Perfect Match!

Mod note: regardless of intent, let's not.

Edited by nombretomado on Dec 22nd 2018 at 7:56:14 AM

That’s a v e r y sensitive subject, so i’ll change it.

Cheese is yogurt.

Yogurt and cheese are basically old milk. FUN FACT: Old meat and blended old meat with blueberries are the same thing. Therefore, yogurt is cheese.

's mod note was the Insane Troll Logic prompt.

(bump)

It was in the prompt space.

A comes after V in the alphabet.

You see, most letters that are adjacent to each other in the alphabet are such because one symbol gave birth to the other. U, V, and W all used to be the same letter, for instance. And it's much easier to confuse letters that look similar at a glance, like "p" and "q" or "m" and "n". Now, "V" and "A" don't look that similar at a glance, I'll grant you that one. But you're not thinking about historical context; the two straight lines at a sharp angle came about because it's easier to write long straight lines into stone. And while nobody would mix the letters up when looking at them on a wall, the same cannot be said if you're looking at them on the floor or the ceiling. In fact, initially, "A" didn't have the horizontal lines, which added to the confusion. So for the longest time in the Old Englishe era, a lot of people mixed up the "V" and the "A" because they didn't have spatial reference to clear things up. And thus, because V and A tangentially gave birth to each other, A comes after V in the alphabet.

Opinions don't exist.

Opinions are different from facts - in fact we often hear stuff like "difference between facts and opinions", implying they're sort of opposites. And if facts are something that is true, they must be real... meaning that opinions are something that's not real, and therefore don't exist.

Mario is Bowser

Bowser contains two syllables. Bow-ser. Mario contains three. Mar-i-o. 3-2=1. Or, if you remove Mario from Bowser, you get one. What has one syllable? Mix. Therefore,

MIX + MARIO = BOWSER.

Three minus two equals fifty tropes.

Three plus two equals five. Add a zero. 50. 50 states in the US. Zero centaurs in the US. Confirmed.

Azula and Killer Frost are the same person.

4 year long bump

There are many obvious proofs that Azula and Killer Frost are the same person:

Azula is a Firebender in Fire Nation. Fire is hot, the Sun is also hot. The Sun is actually a giant plasma ball, but to ancient people, young children and anyone who doesn't know this will think that it is a giant ball of fire. The Sun is a star. That is why Caitlin works at S.T.A.R labs- and Killer Frost is the metahuman of Caitlin.

Furthermore fire melt snow, so in a sense, they kill snow. Or Snow Killer. Snow is cold-> frost. Frost Killer, or Killer Frost (order doesn't matter)

Finally both Arrowverse and Avatar:the last Airbender. starts with A, has letter "v" and has at least one "r".

All the culprits in Detective Conan are actually Pokémon, and all the victims are Wizards from Harry Potter.