"Hmm. This must be one of those creeper things from Minecraft. Kinda thought it would be another seiyuu, given the size of the box..."
[kid from offscreen] "MOM! RUN! IT'S GONNA EXPLODE!"
[runs, escapes, installs a pond in the crater that once was her front yard]
TNP gets a box full of koi fish, which is actually a thing that can happen.
He'll take the case!
"Mmm... Looks like I'm having seafood tonight."
TNP gets a box with a large cheese wheel inside of it.
Word's second most famous attorney with a bird-related name.
I wholeheartedly accept. XD
TNP gets a bunch of $100 Steam cards in a box.
He may be a giant, nightmarish brute, but like all villains in this series,he sure can sing.
Woohoo! I’m buying everything.
TNP gets a box of ice cold water
(drinks it)
TNP receives Eri Kitamura in a box.
my current job
Uhh, come in!
(Phones Mink)
Hello, Mrs. Mink? Yes, the Japanese lady delivery service made a stop to my house too. Can ya help?
(Throws the next poster at the next poster.)
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Ouch!
Wait... a clone of me?!
TNP receives the Infinity Gauntlet in a box, with all the Infinity Gems on the gauntlet.
notices that they somehow work. . . . I'm going to enjoy this.
TNP receives a death note in a box.
Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.
my current job
Well, let me write my name on the top so everyone knows this is mine.
TNP gets a lifetime's supply of Goldfish Crackers, plus preserving materials required to keep them fresh, in a box.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Must be the wrong address - I'm allergic. I'm sure I know someone else who would like these, though...
TNP receives a game that hasn't been released yet in a box.
I give it to my little brother.
TNP gets a creeper (MINECRAFT) in a box.