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Wario's a funny character, but I don't want him as my step-dad.
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why u hurt Stockcar-chan?
wait, what, why? You don't even care about video games in general, let alone Pokémon.
I'm feeling nice, so here's a nice, not meme related, rendition of The Final Countdown
A ghost marrying a dinosaur. Welp. Time to recalibrate the Weirdness Censor.
Blitzy....
She seems nice, at least. Dad, you've got good taste.
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How sweet it is
So my new stepmom is Shantae. I feel I can get along with her quickly.
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My new stepdad is Kirby? First I'm going to hug him, then ask my mother why marry someone so young.
The League of Heroes
I thought that would be horrifying, but it turns out he's actually a really nice guy when you get to know him.
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
Good for you... pretty sure that breaks a law or two though.
Huzzah
Blitzy....
What the hell, mom.
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Not Sherlock Holmes
![[up]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_up.png "[up]"){kind=icon}
This relationship makes no sense in scale.
I'm pretty sure this is illegal.
edited 3rd Jul '17 4:43:48 PM by TalesofUnder
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
I have chortles!
...
"BY THE POWER OF SPARKLES AND MAGIC YOU SHALL NOW HAVE BABIES" - Starclan 5/21/17 "What is it, land on Luigi day?" - Luigi
Red Spade, Black Heart
I HAVE... questions, actually.
x 12: "I'm Jim fucking Sterling... (beat) ...son."
edited 3rd Jul '17 9:14:24 PM by ThriceCharming
Is that a Wocket in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
hey
ew what no
hey
Blitzy....
What the fuck...
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I have chortles!
Ummm...
"BY THE POWER OF SPARKLES AND MAGIC YOU SHALL NOW HAVE BABIES" - Starclan 5/21/17 "What is it, land on Luigi day?" - Luigi
hey
I need new parents.
hey
I have chortles!
Red Spade, Black Heart
It might be fun, having a villain for a dad. I do like Despicable Me. 
Dad, no.
No no noooo.
No.
Blitzy....
Are you drunk....?
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Red Lagoon
I don't particularly mind, but should I call you dad or mum?
She looks a bit young for you. Aren't you already dating, too?
hey
Little bit too young there, dad.
hey
...and the above avatar said something like, "Hey, kiddo! You can call me 'dad/mom' from now on. C'mon, let's go out for some ice cream!"
How do you react?
Is that a Wocket in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?