300. Dr. Bright is not allowed to capture any celebrities claiming they are SCPs. Just because he turned out to be right with Christopher Walken does not give him free reign to do so again.
Former Human
301 (Hey, Look! It's youtubes magic number!):DR.Bright is not allowed to use SCP-1250 to record porn. 301.1: not even SCP 1004.
“How long has it been? 23 days?”
Former Human
302:Dr.Bright is never to organize Bring your kid to work day unless it is approved by the O5 Council.
“How long has it been? 23 days?”
303. Dr. Bright must never cook and serve any tainted food
to anyone. Not even to D-class personnel.
Former Human
304:Dr.Bright is not allowed to reenact The Blair Witch Project with any SCP as the monster.
“How long has it been? 23 days?”
Former Human
305: Dr.Bright is not allowed to give tours of SCP-700.
“How long has it been? 23 days?”
306. Dr. Bright is not allowed to refer to D-class personnel as "servants" or "slaves", use them for menial labor outside of experiments, or discipline them with flogging.
307. Dr. Bright is prohibited from assuming a female host for the purpose of testing SCP-297.
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308. Dr. Bright is not allowed to put himself in SCP-914 on the Very Fine setting.
309. Dr. Bright is not allowed to use SCP-294 to order juice, coffee, liquor any beverage made from sweat, blood, urine any bodily fluids, and then give it to D-class any unsuspecting personnel.
310. Dr. Bright is not allowed to order a "cup of explodium" and a "cup of dear god no" from SCP-294, mix them together with SCP-666½-J, put it into SCP-914 on the "Very Fine" setting, and then give it to any D-class personnel.
I have chortles!
311. Dr. Bright may not put SCP-2558-Js into SCP-914 on the "Coarse" setting.
"BY THE POWER OF SPARKLES AND MAGIC YOU SHALL NOW HAVE BABIES" - Starclan 5/21/17 "What is it, land on Luigi day?" - Luigi
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312. Dr. Bright must not try to counter-prank SCP-2030-1.
313. Dr. Bright is forbidden from attempting to appear in Professor Abnormal's Science Lab ANY television series; anomalous, normal, or otherwise.
, Laugh is Fun, Bobble the Clown, The Jerry Springer Show
314. Dr. Bright is forbidden from sending e-mails containing memetic mind control agents in order to ask for a pay raise, request a promotion, make romantic or sexual advances, [REDACTED], [DATA EXPUNGED] force his superiors anyone to do special favors for him.
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315. Dr. Bright cannot call himself "King Louie". And he can only sing "I Wanna Be Like You" with the combined permissions of the O5 Council and the Walt Disney Company.
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316. Dr Bright is not allowed to create a haunted house, ghost train, or any sort of horror attraction using SCPs.
317. There is no such thing as the Council of Brights. Any versions of Bright from alternate dimensions are to be immediately returned to their home dimension, or terminated as necessary.
318. Dr. Bright is not allowed to tell new recruits that they need to fight SCP-682 as a Rite of Passage.
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319. Dr. Bright is not allowed to loan his car keys to Dr. Gerald.
320. Dr. Bright cannot replace any data removal in documents with the phrases "[REDACTION REDACTED]", "[REDACTION EXPUNGED]", "[REDACTION REDACTED UNDER O5 REQUEST], or [REDACTION REDACTED UNDER BRIGHT REQUEST]".
321. Dr. Bright is not allowed to be called "Austin Powers", "Dr. Evil", "Fat Bastard", or "Goldmember", nor is he allowed to try re-enacting scenes from the Austin Powers trilogy without the express approval of Mike Myers.
321a. Dr. Bright isn't allowed to send emails to Mike Myers requesting for permission to try re-enacting scenes from Austin Powers.
321b. Dr. Bright is not allowed to use SCP-963 on Mike Myers again in order to try getting permission to re-enact scenes from Austin Powers for the sake of "authenticity".
321c. Dr. Bright isn't allowed to make requests for SCP-662, 507, 2000 or any reality-warping SCP to try getting Mike Myers in this or any dimension.
321d. As of this moment, Dr. Bright isn't allowed to do ANYTHING involving the Austin Powers Trilogy in any capacity whatsoever without the express approval of the 05-Council: this includes playing the "Dr. Evil Theme" on the loudspeakers for new personnel assigned to whatever facility you are currently staying at, Jack.
Edited by Ohvist on Jun 10th 2020 at 4:58:37 AM
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322. Dr. Bright is no longer allowed to blame Minecraft modders when he is surrounded by Jewelpets and vice versa.
Unofficial additions to The Things Dr Bright Is Not Allowed To Do At The Foundation
, which is now closed to any further changes. But that can't stop us from trying to add more rules! I'll now start this game with my own lame attempt at this:
298. Dr. Bright is not allowed to use SCP-420-J
for any purpose (recreational, medicinal, experimental, etc.) whatsoever.