The Traveling Hat Merchant
I run out of the room and into my bathroom.
Want a hat? Here ya go! Throws entire arsenal of hats which is a billion hats
She/Her | inactive for now
-raises eyebrow, goes back to sleep-
Schrodinger's Human
"Sir, do you have some business with me?"
edited 7th Jun '17 11:10:59 PM by kaalban
Everything that lives is designed to end.
...
Okay then.
-goes back to sleep, after lowering blinds-
Closes blinds and goes back to bed.
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Purrloin Jani by shrubBird
I acknowledge the near omnipotent being, fully aware that my fate is already in his hands.
Current WHABP alts: Jani (Sarah) the Purrloin, Hudson the Togetic. Tilly/Lilly (Digletts) are being Put on a Bus.
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
Come on in.
Huzzah
Jer gets all the girls
I don't really react, since they're kinda too small too see unless I look really hard. Oh well.
Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.
Schrodinger's Human
Sir, you were alive?
Everything that lives is designed to end.
Come on in. 
watermelon
Oh, there's five of you this time. Well, I guess you can come in, but you'll have to excuse the small space...
current jam | avi
Why yes, I'm more than willing to share my bed with you
-The sound of an alarm is heard shortly after, along with the sounds of doors being bolted shut.-
One just might
Hei, the Crystal Gems are on Pluto.
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?
Blitzy....
Hey! Can I have your autograph, Star-Prince..I mean lord.
Just made a server on discord.Come join me.
Since you're both psychics, I guess I can't hide anything from you, huh? Might as well let you in...
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To the basement!
This won't help me due to my lack of a bomb shelter that could survive the destruction of my planet, BUT I WOULD FEEL SAFER
Well time to call 911 and barricade the windows.
Why the heck is Iron Man peeping in other people's windows!?
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Jer gets all the girls
Crap! -picks up baseball bat (Yes, I do have one in there)- AWAY WITH YOU, SINISTER CHICKEN MAN!
Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.
OHGOD—wait, it's just a cardboard cutout. Who put that there?
You're cute, but you better not steal my food!
"Humans and robots living together in harmony and equality. That was my ultimate wish."
Why hello there! *Opens window and lets him inside*
edited 5th Jul '17 1:21:16 PM by TheGamechanger
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I have chortles!
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
"BY THE POWER OF SPARKLES AND MAGIC YOU SHALL NOW HAVE BABIES" - Starclan 5/21/17 "What is it, land on Luigi day?" - Luigi
I'll just stay in bed and rest. I doubt a button will do much.
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