Random begins to scream, as he looks for the nearest weapon in the house.
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"Miss"
see you, space cowboy.
Miss, do I have to open the window and push you off this two-story building?
Long live the New Bev.
"GTFO! There's a wasp nest in this window!" (I'd neglect to tell her that the wasps have since been exterminated)
Fly Air Madeline
Maybe I'll throw him a piece of steak to get him to leave...
How did he get up here, anyway?
edited 23rd Apr '17 12:05:17 PM by lewattoo
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"
[PASIO]
Shuts blinds.
"Go away! Come back later! We're not open!"
Locks the gate.
Locks front door.
Bring pitt bull into bedroom.
Locks bedroom door.
Hides under covers with gun and cat.
edited 23rd Apr '17 9:59:21 PM by Rbade
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Ahhh! A headcrab!
*Calls the exterminator and sleeps in the couch until the exterminator arrives*
The League of Heroes
see you, space cowboy.
Mila
Run! That window isn't going to stop him if he's out for blood.
Oh, and definitely alert the authorities that a gorilla has escaped.
edited 26th Apr '17 4:53:19 PM by Cabe_Bedlam
I need to update these things more often
Are you lost?
The Traveling Hat Merchant
Whoa, what are you and how did you even get up here?
Want a hat? Here ya go! Throws entire arsenal of hats which is a billion hats
I didn't know my home was in a rainforest... must be still sleeping... goodnight.
The League of Heroes
Blitzy....
I run!
Just made a server on discord.Come join me.
Bitter hatred
So.... how are you doing?
The world is afraid of you...and it should be. You will never be whole, Arthur Curry. Never. I have come to end the fear."
Professional Professionalist
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
"Don't cry because it's over, cry because it happened."
What- Hello, 911.
Screams in shock and runs out of the room to safety
The League of Heroes
watermelon
I probably won't even notice for ages. When I do though, it'll be a pretty big shock, to say the least.
current jam | avi
Get out of here before I call the cops on you for indecent exposure and stalking
Want a hat? Here ya go! Throws entire arsenal of hats which is a billion hats