YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE HOW THIS TROPER DISRESPECTED THE DEAD
I have a headache.
PERSON SURVIVES CRIPPLING HEAD INJURY? HERE'S THEIR STORY!
Gen 1 had about as much dumb Pokemon as the newer ones.
Lovely Legilimens
THE SHOCKING TRUTH ABOUT GENERATION 1 THAT GAME FREAK DOESN'T WANT YOU TO KNOW!!!
I'm on vacation!
"I just want what everyone else has, that's all."
TOP 10 PLACES YOU NEED TO VISIT BEFORE YOU DIE
I have a pulse.
"I treasure every day with you, darling." "No need to be so sappy, love." "You know that's how she is, Nia." - AU!Pyra, Nia, Mythra
He'll take the case!
INTERESTING MEDICAL FACTS YOU NEVER KNEW!
I'm kinda sleepy.
Word's second most famous attorney with a bird-related name.
The Absolute Madman
10 TOP SECRET SLEEPING TECHNIQUES! #1 MAY SHOCK YOU!
I'm very tempted to buy some new Joy-cons from Amazon.
"We be we baby!"
VIDEO GAMES ARE ADDICTIVE AND WILL RUIN YOUR LIFE! CLICK FOR PROOF!
I think Youtube Poop is funny.
edited 2nd May '18 7:50:29 AM by Jaxfirebus
He'll take the case!
CONTROVERSIAL OPINION ABOUT YOUTUBE! YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT THEY HAVE TO SAY!
I went to a museum.
Word's second most famous attorney with a bird-related name.
MAN DISCOVERS ANCIENT SECRETS!
I feel like creating the opposite of this thread.
Former Human
INSANE PERSON ALLOWED ACCESS TO THE INTERNET! SEE WHAT HE POSTS FIRST!
I got a black eye during a fight.
“How long has it been? 23 days?”
Unreasonably Quirky
BRUTAL STREET BRAWL - PHOTOS INSIDE (WARNING: GRAPHIC)
I just binge-watched Stranger Things. Not too bad.
I love to learn, I love to yearn, and most of all... I love to make money."STRANGER THINGS IS THE BEST THING SINCE SLICED BREAD" SAYS FORUM POSTER! THE REASONS MAY SURPRISE YOU!
Colby-Jack is my favorite kind of cheese.
"I treasure every day with you, darling." "No need to be so sappy, love." "You know that's how she is, Nia." - AU!Pyra, Nia, Mythra
MAN CONSTIPATED AFTER EATING NOTHING BUT CHEESE! WILL HE LIVE?
I still enjoy Pokemon.
edited 5th May '18 11:49:43 AM by Jaxfirebus
Your local Princess!
"POKEMON PORN FROM WHEN I WAS A KID??" (STORY TIME)
I met someone.
I'm back, I guess.
I DATED AND MARRIED A BOY AT THE SAME TIME!
I can't think of a good signature.
LOCAL MAN WRITES CREEPY FANFICTION WIRH POKEMANS AND A DINOSAUR? A SHOCKING TALE THAT WILL MAKE YOU LOSE FAITH IN HUMANITY!
I subscribe to a sub-reddit about making edits to webcomics.
I joined a cult? (Storytime)
My neighbors wave at me while I walk past their house.
Edited by Routeferret on Apr 30th 2020 at 9:10:53 AM
i think i’m in love (probably just hungry)
Mighty demon dog-thing
STORYTIME: I was sexually harassed by the people I trust the most
The milk I was gonna drink went bad
The thing that was gonna be powerful, then not, then powerful again
I NEARLY DIED FROM BAD MILK? THE STORY THAT BIG MILK REFUSES TO LET YOU HEAR! VERY SHOCKING! POLICE CALLED! LIFE IN DANGER! Story time!
I forgot to write the action that you are going to clickbait.
Edited by Playing_with_boy on Jul 2nd 2019 at 3:37:04 AM
Oh Captain!~
I TRIED PLAYING A FORUM GAME! (GONE WRONG) (GONE SEXUAL)
I went to Costco.
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
A Kitsune Balancing Act
GOING TO COSTO TO BUY FOOD! (GONE WRONG)
I play Fire Emblem Heroes.
Edited by WhiteCheddaPikachu on Jul 4th 2019 at 1:28:32 PM
Sturgeon's Law is too YMMV for page examples, so WHY is it not a YMMV trope!?
PERSON PLAYS MOBILE GAME, IS SHOCKED BY THE MATURE CONTENT! PERSON CLAIMS HE'S ADDICTED! PERSON CLAIMS HE CAN FIGHT FIRES! COPS CALLED!
I eat food.
Your local Princess!
I HAVE AN EATING DISORDER? (STORY TIME!!) (EMOTIONAL)
I went overseas
PEOPLE IN OTHER COUNTRIES DO THINGS DIFFERENTLY FROM IN THIS COUNTRY!?!?! [CRAZY] [TRUE STORY!]
Semolina Pilchard is climbing up the Eiffel Tower.
ARE PINEAPPLES REALLY THAT BAD ON PIZZA?! HAWAIIAN PIZZA UNBOXING!!!
I just necro'd a thread.
"I just want what everyone else has, that's all."