NEEDLE RIGHTS ACTIVISIM CAUSES RIOTS! INCREDIBLY VIOLENT! MUST SEE!
I listen to Justin Bieber Ironically.
“How long has it been? 23 days?”YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT THIS PERSON THINKS AVOUT JUSTIN BIEBER!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!1!!111
i am watching a new show
YOU CAN'T OUTRUN YOUR DESTINY!!MAN WATCHES TEEN TITANS GO AND GOES ON RAMPAGE!
Ah crap, you're gonna twist my words aren't you?
MAN KNOWS TOO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (DOCTORS HATE THIS MAN (LINK)
I woke up at 11 today.
I'm feeling nice, so here's a nice, not meme related, rendition of The Final CountdownA HEALTHY NEW WAY TO SLEEP AND WAKE UP BETTER! CLICK HERE!!!
I just can't stop cuddling my pillows!
"We be we baby!"TRAUMATIZED MAN RAPES HIS PILLOW IN PUBLIC?!
I think, therefore i am.
NEW Thought To Live By!!! Philosophers are SHOOK!!! (OUR LIFE IS A LIE!!!)
Mmm, oranges.
The Superstar of the Supernatural World! (debatable)DOCTORS MAKE A BREAKTHROUGH DISCOVERY ABOUT THE ORANGE!!! FIND OUT WHAT IT CAN CURE NOW!!
A beige wall.
We're up all night to get luckyA NEW KINKY SEX DUNGEON IN YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD! CHECK IT OUT!
I need new rings.
"We be we baby!"THIS RING KILLED AN INNOCENT MAN! FIND OUT MORE!
It was food poisoning from donuts. And it was not even lethal.
Everything that lives is designed to end.DONUT CUSTOMER HOSPITALIZED. WHAT HAPPENS TO THE DONUT SHOP MANAGER? FIND OUT HERE!
I use public transportation.
she/her | TRS needs your help! | Contributor of Trope ReportMILLENIALS ARE KILLING THE AUTOMOBILE INDUSTRY! AND THEY DON'T CARE!
I wish I didn't need sleep.
AREA MAN HATES SLEEP!1!!!! CLICK HERETO FIND OUT MORE
i am on tvtropes right now
YOU CAN'T OUTRUN YOUR DESTINY!!TVTROPES WILL RUIN YOUR LIFE!!! HERE'S HOW!
Time to take a nap...
she/her | TRS needs your help! | Contributor of Trope Reportnew medicine CURES INSOMNIA!!!!!!!?????? HERES HOW
i like fireflies by owl city unionically
YOU CAN'T OUTRUN YOUR DESTINY!!YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE YOUR EYES!!! (GONE SEXUAL!) CLICK TO FIND OUT!
Mmmm, cola...
MAN HAS CRAZY OBSESSION WITH COLA(YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHY)
The Spanish Inquisition
The Prodigal Son returns.NO ONE EXPECTS THESE PEOPLE!!! (SHOTS FIRED) (POLICE CALLED) (FEAR AND SURPRISE USED) (COMFY CHAIR USED)
I just want to introduce myself.
I'm feeling nice, so here's a nice, not meme related, rendition of The Final CountdownMEET THIS CRAZY AND COOL YOUNG MAN LOOKING FOR LOVE FROM NASCAR GIRLS!
My mom threw my noodles in the trash. :(
"We be we baby!"CRAZY ABUSIVE MOM STARVES CHILD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Disco
The Prodigal Son returns.THE DEAD ARE MAKING A COMEBACK?! (GONE SEXUAL)
Cats
THESE FURRY CREATURES ARE LOVED ALL OVER! HERE'S WHY.
I make a YKTTW, but it turns out to be People Sit On Chairs.
edited 12th Aug '17 2:02:48 PM by bradleya1234
This specific situation is actually WAY MORE NORMAL THAN YOU THINK??? FIND OUT WHY HERE!
I'm drawing the next page of my comic
edited 17th Apr '18 5:20:51 AM by Zanreo
"Leftover items still have value!"WOW! YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT THIS EXCITING UPCOMING INDIE COMIC IS ALL ABOUT! CLICK HERE TO FIND OUT MORE!
I ordered pizza last night.
Word's second most famous attorney with a bird-related name.
SENTIENT TERRORIST NEEDLES TAKE OVER MAN'S HOUSE, KILLING HIS WIFE AND CHILDREN
I am a sentient non-terrorist needle.
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