I have chortles!
Wait, I was married!?
"BY THE POWER OF SPARKLES AND MAGIC YOU SHALL NOW HAVE BABIES" - Starclan 5/21/17 "What is it, land on Luigi day?" - Luigi
This marriage was full of FURY!
The League of Heroes
May I divorce?
I like pineapple on my pizza.
Well then. I'll be in my room.
I have chortles!
Thegeniusyoshi.exe has stopped responding...
"BY THE POWER OF SPARKLES AND MAGIC YOU SHALL NOW HAVE BABIES" - Starclan 5/21/17 "What is it, land on Luigi day?" - Luigi
Not Sherlock Holmes
This is the marriage.... Of my DOOM!
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
Having a marriage with something who lampshades everything I do wasn't exactly fun.
The League of Heroes
Not happy. I'll also probably get killed off for extra villainous motivation.
AKA Nixer
Not happy. I mean, it's a damned rat.
bork
Purrloin Jani by shrubBird
Oh boy...I'm imagining a certain Family Guy gag where Quagmire took the big V. (don't want to get auto-detected as spam saying it) Needless to say, it didn't end well for his one night stand.
Current WHABP alts: Jani (Sarah) the Purrloin, Hudson the Togetic. Tilly/Lilly (Digletts) are being Put on a Bus.
WHAT. I'd try my best to be a good wife, at least until we could figure out an annulment because this is wrong on quite a few levels, but there would be no consummation.
Get heckin crabbed
She's sweet, but I don't swing that way. We divorce amicably.
edited 26th Jun '17 11:05:19 AM by DatLonerGirl
Writer, or something. And... a button? 🖲️
It was a good marriage though we split off after a year. Don't swing that way.
The League of Heroes
Not Sherlock Holmes
Nope.
(signs a divorce contract)
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
Blitzy....
So, am I Alphys now?
Just made a server on discord.Come join me.
Nope, I'm not a lolicon.
Purrloin Jani by shrubBird
On one hand, I'm not a furry. On the other, he has a warp-capable vessel. So conflicted.
Current WHABP alts: Jani (Sarah) the Purrloin, Hudson the Togetic. Tilly/Lilly (Digletts) are being Put on a Bus.
Not Sherlock Holmes
Married to a Pokémon?
This is not what I asked for when I wanted a bride!
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
Well, I'm not sure if I like this or think we'd be better as pals.
Not complaining though, it's Undyne!
-cue a montage of Undyne doing things like getting groceries, driving, and more in an over the top fashion-
why u hurt Stockcar-chan?
I must've been very drunk.
I'm feeling nice, so here's a nice, not meme related, rendition of The Final Countdown
Get heckin crabbed
He looks nice enough. I think it could work.
Writer, or something. And... a button? 🖲️
Not Sherlock Holmes
But I'm a guy.
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
why u hurt Stockcar-chan?
I don't want to. Stranger Danger! Eldritch Abomination Danger!
I'm feeling nice, so here's a nice, not meme related, rendition of The Final Countdown
Not too bad. A nice Diglett, even if he is a Diglett, I think it works out.
Huzzah