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Ghostninja109 from there, not here. Since: Aug, 2011
#151: Apr 1st 2017 at 1:18:32 AM

You look like you already know.

Mhazard Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
#152: Apr 1st 2017 at 3:10:33 AM

It's like beating down someone, except you use a BFG between your legs- (Killed Mid-Sentence)

arcada188 PINNACLE OF MAN from Bad Soldierdom Since: Apr, 2015
PINNACLE OF MAN
#153: Apr 1st 2017 at 3:12:36 AM

I'm not sure if you even have anything required between your legs.

Yes, I fully accept my death.

I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
NegaKingKix The Absolute Madman from That one place we don't talk about anymore Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: Buried in snow, waiting for spring
The Absolute Madman
#154: Apr 1st 2017 at 6:17:39 AM

I'm afraid to tell you because you might kill me if I do.

Also, Over 150 posts? I feel so proud of myself! :)

"We be we baby!"
vjoi from The South. Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: Mu
#155: Apr 1st 2017 at 6:20:21 AM

its the common term for how a male and female human reproduce

Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.
CyberController Blitzy.... from Pride Ring Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: I don't mind being locked in this eternal maze!
Blitzy....
#156: Apr 1st 2017 at 7:39:21 AM

It's how we humans reproduce. I don't think your kind needs to do it, though

[down] Man genie?

edited 3rd Apr '17 8:22:02 AM by CyberController

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arimothereindeer Professional Professionalist from here to eternity, that's where she takes me Since: Dec, 2016 Relationship Status: Staying up all night to get lucky
Professional Professionalist
#157: Apr 3rd 2017 at 6:43:11 AM

It's...when a man genie fills a girl genie's magic lamp.

"Don't cry because it's over, cry because it happened."
NegaKingKix The Absolute Madman from That one place we don't talk about anymore Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: Buried in snow, waiting for spring
The Absolute Madman
#158: Apr 3rd 2017 at 6:54:04 AM

When a fat boy loves a thicc girl very much...

"We be we baby!"
fdiaperhead Currently inactive from somewhere else Since: Aug, 2013 Relationship Status: Sinking with my ship
Currently inactive
#159: Apr 3rd 2017 at 7:16:04 PM

Umm, how should I put it? It's the reason you have lots of siblings.

↳ Redirecting to Mvfl G.
Mhazard Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
#160: Apr 3rd 2017 at 9:58:41 PM

It's like... you stuck your pencil into a pencil sharpener, except you use the one between your legs- (Killed Mid-Sentence)

edited 3rd Apr '17 9:58:46 PM by Mhazard

Ghostninja109 from there, not here. Since: Aug, 2011
#161: Apr 4th 2017 at 1:48:17 AM

I don't know how your species mates.

CyberController Blitzy.... from Pride Ring Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: I don't mind being locked in this eternal maze!
Blitzy....
#162: Apr 12th 2017 at 9:18:23 AM

I don't know how you do it, but we put penises in vaginas. Or foreign objects in vaginas. Or penises in anuses. Or.... you get the point, right?

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kouta Everything's gonna happy! from the details Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Tsundere'ing
Everything's gonna happy!
#163: Apr 12th 2017 at 9:21:53 AM

You need some instruction.

I am a proper young lady who does not bite her father at the dinner table. My relaxing music playlist.
DingoWalley1 Asgore Adopts Noelle Since: Feb, 2014 Relationship Status: Can't buy me love
Asgore Adopts Noelle
#164: Apr 12th 2017 at 9:22:52 AM

Considering your line of work, you should know...

arimothereindeer Professional Professionalist from here to eternity, that's where she takes me Since: Dec, 2016 Relationship Status: Staying up all night to get lucky
Professional Professionalist
#165: Apr 12th 2017 at 9:48:50 AM

Well, it's better I tell you this before you get traumatized by fanworks of your series.....(proceeds to give the talk normally)

edited 12th Apr '17 9:49:03 AM by arimothereindeer

"Don't cry because it's over, cry because it happened."
NegaKingKix The Absolute Madman from That one place we don't talk about anymore Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: Buried in snow, waiting for spring
The Absolute Madman
#166: Apr 14th 2017 at 6:17:09 AM

Aren't you a father? Don't you know?

"We be we baby!"
kouta Everything's gonna happy! from the details Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Tsundere'ing
Everything's gonna happy!
#167: Apr 14th 2017 at 8:00:39 AM

The people about my age who went to the Catholic schools I went to during the late-1980s and early-1990s got really good sex-ed classes because HIV was practically a death sentence back then and a lot of other STDs weren't all that treatable.

This is how it works (hands you a book), and only do it with your spouse.

edited 14th Apr '17 8:03:26 AM by kouta

I am a proper young lady who does not bite her father at the dinner table. My relaxing music playlist.
Penroses hey from hey Since: Apr, 2017 Relationship Status: Don't hug me; I'm scared
hey
#168: Apr 14th 2017 at 5:25:25 PM

If your title matches your life, you should already know...

hey
vjoi from The South. Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: Mu
#169: Apr 14th 2017 at 5:34:29 PM

It's how pokemon are created.

edited 14th Apr '17 5:34:39 PM by vjoi

Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.
arimothereindeer Professional Professionalist from here to eternity, that's where she takes me Since: Dec, 2016 Relationship Status: Staying up all night to get lucky
Professional Professionalist
#170: Apr 14th 2017 at 6:02:47 PM

When two Pokémon in the same egg group get dropped off at the day care....

"Don't cry because it's over, cry because it happened."
Penroses hey from hey Since: Apr, 2017 Relationship Status: Don't hug me; I'm scared
hey
#171: Apr 14th 2017 at 6:05:32 PM

When a mop goes into a bucket and sloshes around...

[down]William Afton did.

edited 14th Apr '17 6:34:16 PM by Penroses

hey
DingoWalley1 Asgore Adopts Noelle Since: Feb, 2014 Relationship Status: Can't buy me love
Asgore Adopts Noelle
#172: Apr 14th 2017 at 6:32:15 PM

... Who programmed a Robot to ask this question?

Murataku Jer gets all the girls from Straya Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Jer gets all the girls
#173: Apr 17th 2017 at 5:29:45 AM

Umm...look, for your people. I honestly have no idea. Could be anything.

Er, sorry.

Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.
NegaKingKix The Absolute Madman from That one place we don't talk about anymore Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: Buried in snow, waiting for spring
The Absolute Madman
#174: Apr 17th 2017 at 5:39:27 AM

You're older than me. You should already know.

"We be we baby!"
RandomWriter413 Since: Feb, 2016
#175: Apr 17th 2017 at 5:42:40 AM

Uh.

Wait, just ask Twilight. She probably has many books on the subject. tongue

If not her, ask the princesses.

Be sure to ask them REALLY LOUDLY!


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