You are overacting.
I haven't played the particular game that Tango is from, but still... robo kitty. :D
Tell me something happy
You're waiting in line at the DMV.
I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.
The Best Worst Psychonaut
You've come back home from fighting in a war, only to find that you've become a Stranger in a Familiar Land.
"If you think like a child, you will do a child's work."
Cuteness overload.
drinking out of desperation
Someone just told a very racist joke that for some reason you found amusing and you are trying not to laugh.
Everyone call me elf monster
Purrloin Jani by shrubBird
You learn that every conspiracy theory with more than 50k believers concocted in the last 10 years was 100% correct.
Current WHABP alts: Jani (Sarah) the Purrloin, Hudson the Togetic. Tilly/Lilly (Digletts) are being Put on a Bus.
You really don't want to get out of bed today.
I haven't played the particular game that Tango is from, but still... robo kitty. :D
Braids From S286 Not Included
You're pulling a prank on your rival.
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
Don't step on the flowers.
You lost on the ultra-hard Final boss of a video game by missing a very-accurate attack.
"YOU SHALL FEEL THE FLOWER'S WRATH"
The Traveling Hat Merchant
Into 
You get matched into a horrible team.
Want a hat? Here ya go! Throws entire arsenal of hats which is a billion hats
Cuteness overload.
The trashy men would be the team mates
Your computer just gave you a blue screen of death and now all the progress you made on your paper is lost.
Everyone call me elf monster
You're trying to say something, but nobody is listening to you.
I haven't played the particular game that Tango is from, but still... robo kitty. :D
Fly Air Madeline
![[up]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_up.png "[up]"){kind=icon}
They're probably going to have enough determination to rewrite the whole thing.
The Wattoos' leader would probably be able to cut through the noise.
You are trying to concentrate on a very important school paper.
edited 30th May '17 11:07:27 AM by lewattoo
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"
Purrloin Jani by shrubBird
(close enough, I lack options ATM)
You learn Star Trek: Discovery will have a one-episode interdimensional crossover with the Kelvin Star Trek cast.
Current WHABP alts: Jani (Sarah) the Purrloin, Hudson the Togetic. Tilly/Lilly (Digletts) are being Put on a Bus.
Don't step on the flowers.
One episode? Boring!
You are annoyed with everyone around you.
"YOU SHALL FEEL THE FLOWER'S WRATH"
You are gambling.
I haven't played the particular game that Tango is from, but still... robo kitty. :D
The Traveling Hat Merchant
Mah poker face
You are going to bed.
Want a hat? Here ya go! Throws entire arsenal of hats which is a billion hats
The Traveling Hat Merchant
bump
Want a hat? Here ya go! Throws entire arsenal of hats which is a billion hats
Cuteness overload.
Sleepy face.
You managed to park your car in a very narrow space.
Everyone call me elf monster
Currently inactive
see you, space cowboy.
You're about to go One-Winged Angel.
I haven't played the particular game that Tango is from, but still... robo kitty. :D
You're lost.
edited 2nd Jun '17 7:30:55 AM by RandomWriter413
You're wondering how the hell you even got to wherever you are.
edited 2nd Jun '17 7:34:26 AM by InfinityRyujin
Currently inactive
You are playing in a laggy computer.
Want a hat? Here ya go! Throws entire arsenal of hats which is a billion hats