I think I'm funny but really I'm not
Bro are u a clown or whut?
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yes I am saver of humens and IF YOU TRY TO KILL I WILL FIGHT U
edited 5th Dec '16 10:40:48 AM by HowInKraidable
see you, space cowboy.
IS IT TRUE THAT YOU ARE THE "SAVER OF HUMENS?" IF SO, I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, WILL DEFEAT YOU IN THE NAME OF THE ROYAL GUARD!
Faunus? I don't know what that is. WAIT, WHAT DO YOU MEAN DID IT?! Did I do something bad?!
edited 5th Dec '16 10:53:43 AM by BaconZorp
Long live the New Bev.
Blitzy....
Are you some kind of Faunus? And how come you did it with the whole town?
Evil plan? We'll make you regret it!
edited 5th Dec '16 11:01:01 AM by CyberController
Just made a server on discord.Come join me.
Hey, you two aren't going to get in the way of our evil plans, are you? Because you know I'm gonna get really mad if you do!
I am. I have fashioned my clothes and disguises all by myself.
edited 6th Dec '16 5:54:06 AM by DrNoPuma
No "Bowser's Fury" questions please. I haven't played it yet.
see you, space cowboy.
I really like your cape! Who's your tailor?
Hmm... Well there's a bird! But he's kind of a di-I mean! Uh... Not... Nice... Person!
edited 6th Dec '16 5:19:21 AM by BaconZorp
Long live the New Bev.
Braids From S286 Not Included
 | <<Are there any residents in your town who look like me?>> | |
Next avatar, ask <—.
<<My trainer's helping me grow out of that! She even taught me how to even break through Rock- and Steel-types! Hiiii-yaaaahhhh!!! (Uses High Horsepower on the nearest Graveler and Alolan Dugtrio)>>
edited 8th Dec '16 5:23:46 PM by TroperNo9001
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
The Best Worst Psychonaut
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You clearly possess a vast amount of power, yet you seem more interested in eating and sleeping. Have you ever wondered what feats you could accomplish if you fully committed yourself to the battle? I suspect that even I would be no match for you...
I appreciate the offer, but I already have a trainer. Besides, I live to fight. I can't imagine challengers would be in steady supply on the peaceful pasture, unless you have a particularly heated rivalry with the nearby agri-business.
edited 8th Dec '16 12:12:51 PM by PresidentStalkeyes
"If you think like a child, you will do a child's work."
Can I take you home with me on the farm?
Why, I shouldn't be here sir? I'm older than you think.
edited 8th Dec '16 12:12:54 PM by TheFarmboy
What the hell are you doing here you stupid little girl?
No, everyone here looks like this. :D
edited 8th Dec '16 12:13:53 PM by DrNoPuma
No "Bowser's Fury" questions please. I haven't played it yet.
Are all things here so painful to look at, or are you in some special kind of torment?
No. Why don't you come down here instead? (Pheromosa uses Silver Wind!)
edited 8th Dec '16 7:24:26 PM by TheGreatUnknown
Speaking of cleanliness, why don't you step into this nice bathtub?
Thanks, but no thanks. We're happy where we are. Why don't you come here?
edited 8th Dec '16 7:26:58 PM by DrNoPuma
No "Bowser's Fury" questions please. I haven't played it yet.
see you, space cowboy.
Are you ever going to calm down? We may have available housing if you do!
Well, it's more of a volunteering system. You say you want the job and you got it! I know that sounds bad, but I promise I only messed up big time once!
edited 9th Dec '16 4:03:48 AM by BaconZorp
Long live the New Bev.
The Best Worst Psychonaut
Do they have stricter regulation on who can or can't become an assistant mayor where you're from? I'd like to think I can trust you, but you know what they say about venomous fish and baskets.
I 'belong' to the Zootopia Police Department, so I suppose that makes my 'owner' Chief Bogo. As far as I'm aware, he's not into quilting. But I've heard persistent allegations that he's Gazelle's biggest fan, so anything is almost fair game. When you kick up dirt for no reason, don't be surprised if you find an old coin or two... one that strikes you in the eye from kicking it too hard.
edited 9th Dec '16 2:49:00 PM by PresidentStalkeyes
"If you think like a child, you will do a child's work."Where's your owner, horse? Do you, by any chance, belong to someone who likes quilting?
Silence! This land belongs to the Snowmads now! You are slaves to the great Lord Fredrik!
edited 12th Dec '16 10:25:37 AM by DrNoPuma
No "Bowser's Fury" questions please. I haven't played it yet.
Jer gets all the girls
No! No swinging hammers! Why do you have to swing that here? Go somewhere else!
Get some peace and quiet, little dog person. And I can get some sleep! No children running around. No annoying little girl singing and dancing. No Sportaflippetyflop dashing about helping people ugh. Just laziness and peace and quiet. Forever.
edited 12th Dec '16 4:43:25 AM by Murataku
Sure the show's stupid but it's bright, fun, and you see grown men get punched in the face multiple times an episode. What's not to like?
see you, space cowboy.
Mr. Rotten? What are you going to do once you make Lazy Town lazy?
Well I guess Leif's birthday is coming up soon. You can help! I want it to be a happy day! Get it? Because he... says happy... okay, they can't all be good.
edited 12th Dec '16 10:28:51 AM by BaconZorp
Long live the New Bev.What are you doing, little dog? Are you planning a birthday party? I would love to help!
I was built with this hat! But if I lose it, I have a function to create another one!
edited 12th Dec '16 12:38:09 PM by DrNoPuma
No "Bowser's Fury" questions please. I haven't played it yet.
Professional Professionalist
Mister, where does one get such a snazzy hat? It would look so good with my hachimaki wrapped around it 'noda!
What're those fancy words you're usin'? I'm just your average Papa. Learned some stuff from Bakada. Raised a couple o' kids. ''Tis all.
edited 12th Dec '16 2:23:25 PM by arimothereindeer
"Don't cry because it's over, cry because it happened."
Mila
Are you familiar with Zojja? You seem to be an Asura, though with the mists you can never be quite sure.
Oh, dear. My name is Caithe, I am a firstborn Sylvari of the night. I wish I could help, but I was never good with animals, that was Eir's strong suit, before her ... death.
edited 13th Dec '16 12:05:34 AM by Cabe_Bedlam
I need to update these things more oftenWho are you and what do you want? Y-You better stay away!
Oh, don't worry about me. I'm always nervous, heh. It's not your fault.
I'm sensing shipping material...
edited 12th Dec '16 6:06:42 PM by DrNoPuma
No "Bowser's Fury" questions please. I haven't played it yet.
see you, space cowboy.
Hey, are you okay? Need something?
Shit this works.
No, we don't have any of... whatever you are, sorry. Wait... what do you mean by "leaf impression?"
edited 12th Dec '16 6:12:14 PM by BaconZorp
Long live the New Bev.
The Best Worst Psychonaut
You seen any others of my kind around your neck of the jungle? ...Preferably female? I'd love to show them my world-class leaf impression! ;)
I mean a literal leaf impression. I can mimic a real shiny, glistening leaf naturally! A good one always gets 'em going.
Pfff. They're just jealous of how beautiful I am, and how much attention to detail I have with regards to housekeeping out here in the 'savage wilds'. They couldn't keep house half as well even if they tried to!
edited 12th Dec '16 6:24:54 PM by PresidentStalkeyes
"If you think like a child, you will do a child's work."
How do you like it when people call you vain?
Wasn't my choice. One of my... comrades put it on me and refuses to let me take it off. Don't know why they did it in the first place. Probably their idea of a "joke."
edited 13th Dec '16 1:50:02 PM by InfinityRyujin
see you, space cowboy.
I feel like you're trying to intimidate, but that hat kinda ruins it. Why are you wearing it?
Sure! I wonder if Mr. Mayor would allow me to listen while I work.
edited 13th Dec '16 5:18:32 AM by BaconZorp
Long live the New Bev.
Isn't the darkness lovely?
edited 5th Dec '16 10:51:46 AM by DrNoPuma
No "Bowser's Fury" questions please. I haven't played it yet.