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Asagi: ...Woah.

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Mercuria: Hmmmm. Simple. I can appreciate simple after my general vocation.

-She takes some of the red stuff and adds it to the green stuff Carl has-

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Azzie: ...Well, that was pretty weird.

I figure we ought to gather everyone up and head up to the erotica... I mean,.. finish our mission. Got a little distracted by all the stuff here. >.>

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-After a while, they manage to make some Christmastium-

Lisa: Alright, I think we did it! I also scanned some of the toys so that Santa can figure out what to do with them.

Carl: Can somebody other than me please hold this?

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-Oliver pushes past the hole without fear-

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."

-Oliver explodes-

-actually, he doesn't. The coast seems to be clear, for now-

-but you'll have to tune in next time when the plot resumes-

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Lisa: nods and holds on to the magic Christmas formula-

Mercuria: I suppose all that's left is transportation.

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Asagi: ...You like it here in cyberspace, don't you Azzie? >.>

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Lisa: Right. Let's go, then.

-And so they go to Santacorps medical bay, where they see Santa looking after Mother Christmas-

Santa: Oh, hello. What brings you all here?

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Azzie: Maybe a little bit.

Roy: @Azzie "Ooooooh, anythin' you like in here?"

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Asagi: ...Me too. >.>

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Mercuria: We created something to alleviate Mother Christmas's symptoms for the time being, considering her immediate health is still an issue is it not?

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Azzie: I'll tell you when you're older, Roy.

@Asagi: Hehe, great minds think alike.

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Santa: Oh, well thank you very much. We've been able to keep her stabilized, but any help would certainly be appreciated.

Roy: "I'm a big boy!" *Pouts*

Suzu: Roy, if you were old enough, you would have figured it out. >.<

Roy: "I do, I just....erm..."

"...it's alot of "data", I dunno where to start." >.>

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Asagi: ...No comment.

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Mercuria: Of course. I do not guarantee it will completely cure her, but it should help while the rest of us track down the true source and stop it.

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Santa: I see... well, you have been a great help so far, so I don't see why not. Please, go ahead.

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Azzie: ...Double no comment.

-By the way, as all of you wait for the others to come join you for the final confrontation, you notice a piece of news fly by cyberspace-

-As if Santacorp wasn't in enough trouble-

-Apparently the President's daughter is among one of the people who went missing during this whole Christmas mess-

-when asked for a comment, she simply said "You will regret this, Father Frost", glared into the camera, and the temperature of the room decreased by about 30 degrees, said the report-

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Oliver: ...uh-oh.

Uh... is that a statement of guilt, or a finger pointed at the guilty party?

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."

Asagi: ...Can we assume both until proven wrong?

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-Mercuria nods and goes to where Miss Merry Christmas is-

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Roy: "I have no clue but I'm not likin' it so far."

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-Carl follows Mercuria-

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Oliver: Well... either way, it's a direction to look in, right?

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."

-Before you all go and pull a Lupo on Santa Claus-

-Do remember that the only people who have clear evidence that there is an eldritch Grinch figure behind this are you guys-

-So Santa is going to take the heat until you bring this Grinch to justice-

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-Mother Christmas drinks, and starts to look a little more lively-

Christmas: Thank... you.

Oliver: ...wait a minute, Father Frost is Santa, isn't he?

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."

Asagi: Looks that way. Seems the guy we're looking for is just that pissed that even his old spam mail is leaving a trail.

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Mercuria: Of course. You do seem to have a bit more color in your cheery complexion, so it seems this works well.

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Roy: "Alrighty then, let's hit the road!" *Continue onwards.*

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Oliver: Then let's find this Grinch and kick his ass into next week!

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."

-You continue forwards to the Grinches spoopy lair-

-It looks kind of like a demented version of Santa's workshop, actually-

-You can tell from the sounds inside that something is being constructed in there - weapons, evil toys, Nintendo Labos - you won't be able to tell until you go inside-

-but before you do, roll Perception-

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-Christmas nods-

Santa: I cannot thank you all enough. So many things have just been going wrong lately, and its put me in a very tough spot.

Roy: *17 -4 ....no joke, I actually rolled a real d20 for shits and giggles. >.> *

-*...The Labos are distracting him tho.*

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