Welcome to Weenie Hut Jr's.

We don't need a bridge! Crossing bridges can intimidate some customers!

I trip on flat surfaces, underwater, and I can't stop-

Falls, and begins to cry.

Come on in. We have a ramp entry way!

I'm The Woobie of a group of other woobies, and they beat be with their crutches.

Come on in.

I shit myself whenever I hear a squirrel.

We assure you this is a squirrel-free zone. Just in case, we got moist towelettes in the bathrooms.

When going to the beach, I wear a hazmat suit. So I won't get sunburned or burn my feet on the hot sand, or get too cold in the water.

Rest assured, this is a water-less facility.

I can't go to the bathroom without a parent to hold my hand and pull my diapers down.

Ugh... just come in, come in, and for god's sake just do that in the restroom.

In all honesty, I'm one of the toughest guys around, it's just that I love weenies. I'd like a few please, no ketchup.

I'm sorry. No toughies allowed.

I can't even play softball with a cotton ball.

Come on in. Don't bring in any Cotton Balls.

(Has an Oxygen Tank) I can't breath non-purified air. I'm deathly allergic to dust, pollen, and other particles in non-purified air.

Sure. Be sure to keep that on, though.

My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic is too adult for me.

Peppa Pig is way more mature and violent to me. Week's pass.

I get bullied and mugged by Monarch butterflies.

Oh really? I get bullied by rocks daily.

I cried over a scratch.

Yeah? I stepped on a blade of grass, and was hospitalized for a year. Go back to the Spitoon, manly person.

I was knocked out by a ball of dust.

Woah, tough guy. The Salty Spittoon is over there.

I'm not allowed to urinate, or else I will bleed to death.

I broke my fingers typing this!

You still have fingers? No pass for you.

I have to take small breaths to prevent my lungs from collapsing.

edited 28th Nov '16 9:41:11 AM by Skiller2

Not even a respiratory machine? Manly. Get out.

I just had a bowl of Lucky Charms

with extra milk

I've lost to a Sunkern in a PokéMon battle

You had it and didn't die of diabetes? Go to to the Salty Spittoon

Come in.

I played You Have to Burn the Rope and lost. Somehow.

edited 28th Nov '16 11:37:19 AM by hamza678

Playing with fire? Get out you manly man!

I have to sleep in a plastic bubble because a bed is too hard.

Losing a game like that takes effort. More effort than Weenie Hut Jr's can allow.

Welcome. We'll just take care to deliver a weenie through a 3' x 3' plastic bubble.

I need medical attention! I slipped on an ice cube in the Salty Spittoon!

edited 28th Nov '16 11:45:18 AM by GrafVonTirol

No, go to Weenie Hut Generals. It's over there.

I burnt myself making cereal.

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You burnt yourself making cereal? I got hospitalized once because I tried to make a glass of water. Go back to the Spitoon.

I can't go outside (or inside, or anywhere for that matter) without having to wear my special flesh suit to help me walk and protect me from stuff.

Whoa, you wear a flesh suit? You're too bold for this place.

One time, a ladybug landed on my arm, and I had a panic attack.

The Ladybug didn't kill you? Man, you're too tough for this place.

I've come for the bi-annual Pencil Collection Convention. I think my Pencil Collection is a shoe in for the Quality Award this year.