Part-Time Omen of Death
I got one once that said "What is the distance between the eyes and the soul?" Actually saved that one because I thought it was odd.
One time ages ago my mom got a blank paper in her fortune cookie.
Stupid doomed timeline...
Life is good.
Eat Kungpaou chicken.
This fortune cookie haunts me for the rest of my days, as I sometimes ponder what the significance of the chicken was. Worse, had I not ordered it, would it have ruined my days?
Another one told me an old flame watched from afar, and it turned out to be true.
course, it didn't say that i'd be carted into becoming a glorified servant for that person until I broke up and lost a crapton of stuff.
fortune cookie why-
Do a barrel roll!
I still wish I got a fortune cookie that said "Your store is being robbed, Apu." XD
Flora is the most beautiful member of the Winx Club. :)
my current job
One that I've gotten at the local China Buffet was "Your eyes have wooed a secret admirer" or something to that effect.
I personally find it incredulous, since I don't feel I have the best of eyes.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
"Sitting towards the East may bring you good fortune."
Now I can't watch TV...
Cape Malleum Majorem
I got one that said: "You will receive a fortune... cookie." So I ate another one.
Still waiting to find one that says: "Help! I'm being held prisoner in a Chinese fortune cookie factory!"
This Space Intentionally Left Blank.
Part-Time Omen of Death
I've got some more I saved in a baggie somewhere, will have to go through them for particularly strange ones. ![[lol]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/lol2v12_4863.png "[lol]"){kind=small}
I dunno, I just eated the cookie and accidentally I forgot about the "message-that-actually-means-nothing-to-your-real-life-but-people-read-it-anyway". I took off from my mouth an unintelligible paper all munched. I guess the ink had something weird in it or maybe I just got the "unlucky food of one in a million", because I felt slighty sick in the afternoon after eating the cookie, abeit nothing who left me disfunctional by the rest of the day.
The local wholesale foods place sold big bags of fortune cookies, the size of a pillow. There were some... inspired fortunes in that one.
"Cookie Error; Fortune Unavailable" and "relationships" are some of the weirder ones. And, yes, "Help! I'm trapped in a fortune cookie factory!" does exist.
Prepare to joust, buzzard bait.
How sweet it is
Still kept a fortune that said the following:
"Every action has a counter action. Just if you can see it or not."
Okay then...
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"The good times start when I count to 3: 1... 2... 3."
*Beat*
Still waiting...
"May the rainbow always touch your shoulder."
3 microphones forever
For some reason I still remember getting "Don't go off half-cocked, it could be bad for your health".
Earth is the only planet inhabitable by Nicolas Cage.
Sometimes, a fortune cookie gives you a nifty piece of advice. Other times they come off as odd. (Still waiting for that Misfortune Cookie). So, here's a place where we can post the wierd fortunes we get.
Here are two I got today:
"Nothing happines unless first a dream."
"Practice random kindness and senseless acts of of beauty."
edited 30th May '16 7:08:47 PM by WillDeRegio