Hunger Games Simulator

Looks like Ordis is taking matters into his own hands now that the operator is dead.

... you powered up to give someone a wedgie, Ordis? Great work.

Buddy, the most dangerous person in all of Olathe, is booping doggos while Isabelle, Queen of Cinnamon Rolls, is suplexing boulders.

No of course.

Hey now that's not just any doggo, it's a space doggo. And a cold-blooded murderer, you know how it is with pets when their owner is a metal killing machine.

It seems my tributes didn't make it. :/

There's actually a flash game on Newgrounds called "Make Chuck Norris Cry" in which you beat the game by tricking Chuck Norris into Roundhouse Kicking himself in the groin.

C'mon Leeroy, follow in the footsteps of your predecessor Dan Hibiki and become the most murderous tribute of this season!

Battle Music:

• Transformers Devastation - Final Boss [1]

edited 9th Dec '16 7:59:41 PM by TheGamechanger

Segata Sanshiro played something other than a Sega Saturn!?

NOOOOOOO!

I love how Leeroy Jenkins "decapitated" Marty, yet Marty survived and Leeroy died.

Update?

I just noticed that error. Hopefully that error will be fixed in the next game. For now I'll just pretend that Marty is actually Leeroy.

edited 10th Dec '16 11:30:55 AM by TheGamechanger

Alrighty, let's continue. Also, I am going to fix all these glitches in the save. And sorry Skiller. Whoever's next to host, give Skiller first dibs on reserves.

Night 2.

Gideon Graves really gets Starkiller's lightsaber charging.

Ordis continues to attack with his nonexistent hands.

Chloe Price decides to spare Mojo.

"My crew is making a documentary out of this. But shush, don't tell anyone."

K' draws Octoling in with music, then goes in for the kill.

Buddy has a crush on Q.

The bullet ant crawls onto Miss Pauling's butt, then runs away when she freaks out.

Day 3.

You sure you want to do that, Cheerleader?

What's Her Face and Isabelle steal Crona's stuff, with the ants taking the crumbs left.

That fox is an animal! Wait...

"Do you want to build a snowman? Do you want to come out and pose?"

Kubrow punishes Chloe the best way a doggo knows how.

Oh dear, who got decapitated here?

Ordis reminds Segata of what he has to live for: Becoming a meme!

Aren't his eyes made of fire?

Mojo is hoping for some presidential favors.

Night 3.

The bullet ant also tempts fate.

Chuck Norris is afraid he can't live up to the hype, but human Garfield calms him down.

Some ant keeps crawling on K'.

Everyone loves Mojo.

Tedd uses his tech skills. I think he is the only successful person so far.

There is a big barbeque.

Who plays Darth Vader?

That's messed up, even for you, Joker.

Day 4.

Garfield decides to try letting someone else get caught in a ball for a change. But he fails.

Yikes, looks like that pep talk really worked.

After getting his hopes up, Segata is sent right back into depression.

Bestiality?

Joker is not as good of a hacker as Tedd.

Starkiller's name makes Star Dream nervous.

The dead.

Anger, Octoling, Gyro Zeppeli, Kavat, Needles Kane, Cheerleader, Crona, Tedd, and Marty.

edited 10th Dec '16 5:01:02 PM by DatLonerGirl

Seems that Fargo is a bad influence for Skelly. Now Skelly is smoking too.

What exactly would Chuck Norris' true form be?

Disregard. If you saw it, the deletion probably doesn't make sense, but I have a reason.

edited 10th Dec '16 1:11:17 PM by ZeroL

Night 4.

I guess the butt touching turned her on.

Buddy and Gideon decide to truce.

Mojo reveals his hidden dark side.

Isabelle puts that super strength to work.

The Games have taken Segata's soul.

Garfield/Skelly? Starkiller ships it.

Others try to cheer up.

IN RETROSPECT, THIS WAS A BAD IDEA. How does a person do gray text? EDIT- Thanks!

Day 5.

Wow, that fire ant is strong.

No more Mr. Nice Segata. I guess he no longer cares now that he knows he has no soul.

Kubrow puts his rapping skills to work.

Hojo breaks an arm.

Joker has a school boy crush.

No man can take down Chuck Norris. Cold on the other hand...

Joestar falls for the puppy eyes.

Night 5.

Isabelle decides to show mercy.

Garfield just wanted some alone time, is that so hard?

Buddy and her doggo dip Ordis' nonexistent limbs in water.

DJ Ocavio is tired of these mother___ tributes in his mother___ camp. He is not feeling the Christmas spirit.

What's Her Face and Star Dream sing songs. Swift Fox yowls along.

Day 6.

Garfield uses Swift Fox to sniff out minerals.

DJ Octavio is still in a bad mood.

Kubrow somehow operates heavy machinery and crushes a tribute.

Skelly beats Gideon to death. That clown is no joke.

Karkat tempts fate.

An impression is so offensive the Joker can't take it.

A fire ant somehow drills into a tribute with power tools.

The dead.

Chloe Price, Gideon Gleeful, Chuck Norris, Starkiller, Johnny Joestar, Bullet Ant, Segata Sanshiro, Ordis, Gideon Graves, K'.

edited 10th Dec '16 5:05:15 PM by DatLonerGirl

Looks like Kubrow is none too happy about Ordis calling him a disgusting piece of biomass. At the same time, though, was that really necessary? That was my only other tribute, Kubrow!

Well, at least the Johnny & Gyro duo is together once more. Even if it is in death.

Chloe, Starkiller, I am disappoint.

And I'm guessing Skelly decided to make sure Mr. Graves stayed dead after the latter somehow managed to survive getting decapitated some odds turns ago. And what better way is there than the barbed wire baseball bat?

edited 10th Dec '16 4:06:52 PM by IchigoMontoya

I'm surprise that What's Her Face lasted this long.

Well... given the nature of her source show, I'd be surprised if she wins.

edited 10th Dec '16 4:13:57 PM by GrafVonTirol

Go DJ Octavio!

Battle Music:

• Calamari Inkantation [1]
• Calamari Inkantation (LIVE) [2]

Time to speed up a bit.

Night 6.

Kubrow tries to play with a fire ant, but ants are notorious mortal.

Hojo has a crush on Garfield.

Still in that bad mood, DJ Octavio? At least he spared his victim.

Buddy has a new canine friend.

Star Dream is Aang'd.

Metal Face self destructs.

The Feast.

What's Her Name backstabs Nappa.

Hard to swim with broken legs

Both of Buddy's pets are killed, one at the hand of the still murderous DJ Octavio, the other accidentally at her own. Swift Fox regrets saving her.

Hojo saw Isabelle looking at senpai the wrong way.

Day 7.

Edna Mode is shaking her head.

Hojo is tired of senpai not noticing him.

What an odd gift.

Speaking of odd gifts, I wonder what Joker and Karkat got for each other.

DJ Octavio doesn't even remember why he is so angry.

The dead.

Fire Ant, Star Dream, Metal Face, Nappa Abridged, Q, Kubrow, Swift Fox, Isabelle, Mojo.

Fuck. You. Chuck. Norris. Thanks for taking both my tributes down in one go.

Oof, I must have messed up the "There can be only one!" event and set Player 1 to kill Player 2. We'll fix it for next game.

Don't worry, I fixed it in the save.

Thanks chief.

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Also, why did my champion have to die early?

edited 10th Dec '16 5:12:24 PM by TroperNo9001