Hunger Games Simulator

Looks like Mikey is shaping up to be a Handicapped Badass. And I find it funny to imagine Flowey carrying that large backpack with him.

He rides a Super Wheelchair that he probably designed and programmed himself.

edited 29th Jun '16 8:06:30 PM by TroperNo9001

What I wanna know is how Mikey's able to keep up with someone as agile as Legolas.

So, I think there's a new BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD cult in town. Currently it consists of Rorschach, Katara, Celestia, and Asgore.

Don't forget Nariko, she was among the first members.

Night 1 (Divided into three smaller images: 1◊, 2◊, and 3◊)

• Jesse Cox feels the need to fend a girl, a guy, and a talking flower away from his fire.
• A rap battle and a rap war are had. How does Giygas even rap, anyway?
• Lots of people fade to black.
• Two ghosts do what ghosts are supposed to do: Scare people.
• The Cult of Khorne gains a member and loses one at the same time.
• Everyone else either rests or doesn't rest.
• Deaths in order: Asgore Dreemurr

Poor Lord Fluffybuns has his hopes and dreams crushed again.

And Goodra and company... let's just say that there were copius amounts of fluids after that.

Been a while since I last saw my tributes killing each other. Bah.

On the upside, we've just seen some of this game crack-iest ships being...consummated.

Or at least, I believe that's how Psyche intended for the 'fade to black' thing to be.

edited 30th Jun '16 8:27:20 AM by DarkDestruction

I guess I can kinda see Dante partaking in the epic rap war, but Legolas? Not so much. Still, it's amusing all the same.

edited 30th Jun '16 8:52:13 AM by IchigoMontoya

Day 2 (Divided into three smaller images: 1◊, 2◊, and 3◊)

• Another hunting party is formed.
• Katara thinks that trying to escape is a good idea. It isn't.
• Two new dance crazes are started.
• Some scaring happens.
• Dragonite kills Cure Lovely while her guard is down.
• Goodra, despite being able to know many water-type moves, dies of thirst.
• Deaths in order: Katara, Cure Lovely, Goodra

This round drags on for 11 days, by the way.

-eye rolls- I can understand and sympathise with trying to escape, but how does a creature who can very easily create - or at least gather - water die of thirst?!

I'm guessing no arena events happen this season, then. Those usually slaughter people in droves.

edited 30th Jun '16 10:19:20 AM by DarkDestruction

First he took part in an epic rap war, then he helped start a new dance craze... Not sure if all this is entirely in-character for Dante or not.

Yep, it's a Crendor thing to do a rap battle then return doing non-content.

Night 2 (Divided into 2 smaller images: 1◊ and 2◊)

• IT'S TIME TO D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DUEL!
• I realize too late that I misspelled Celestia's name when adding her to the simulator. Oh well. She's dead, so it doesn't really matter anymore.
• A rock band is formed and makes its debut single.
• What is DR. BEES up to, I wonder?
• Giygas raps some more. I still wonder how.
• Deaths in order: Celestia Ludenberg

They playing Yu-Gi-Oh! or Hearthstone?

I can imagine what the menage a trois is like: "What's this? A romance underpopulated by bees? A large influx of BEES outta put a stop to that!"

And then Dante makes quick work of the bees and the Doctor throws himself in I guess.

edited 30th Jun '16 3:06:57 PM by GrafVonTirol

Yu-Gi-Oh! was the card game I was making a reference to.

Although I realize that certain participants (Flowey) might have a hard time holding their cards.

I can't help but wonder just how Dante got roped into this particular threesome.

And what do you know, Legolas just saved the brother of the kid who chased him earlier. Wonder if he's aware of that fact.

Meanwhile, Nariko continues to not do anything particularly interesting.

edited 30th Jun '16 3:15:40 PM by IchigoMontoya

I hope you guys won't go through the entire game and begin the nomination period without me, right?

Now both of the Ramon Brothers are part of the cult...

Day 3 (Split into 3 smaller images: 1◊, 2◊, and 3◊)

• Giygas somehow camouflages himself.
• Khorne proves that Chaos Gods always die, and a Russian guy and a faceless man are killed alongside him.
• Oops, I forgot to fix the misspelling of the word "hungry" that described the bear that mauled Rorschach to death. Oh well, it doesn't really matter that much.
• Insert joke about flowers getting pollinated here.
• Deaths in order: The Question, Khorne, Borodach, Rorschach

@Night 2:Why Mitsuru would want anything to do with with either of those fellows is absolutely beyond me. That's just how HGS works, I guess...

edited 30th Jun '16 4:51:06 PM by Inceptiond

Well, it's about time Nariko stepped up her game and did something of significance.

Be Careful What You Wish For, Ichigo....

I bet Carlos was impressed by Legolas's feat last night that he decided to take lessons from him.

edited 30th Jun '16 5:10:26 PM by TroperNo9001

Nooooo, Celes...

Night 3 (Divided into 2 smaller images: 1◊ and 2◊)

• Dragonite thinks huddling a flower will keep him warm.
• Another new dance craze is started.
• Papyrus defends his fire like he would if he was in the Royal Guard.
• Crendor may or may not be on the verge of an axe-murdering spree.
• Another card duel is had.
• Deaths in order: None