Red Like Santa
Cougar, since I can easily intimidate it. I mean, they aren't really that aggressive if you fight back.
Would you rather live in Halo or Mass Effect?
Now known as Cyber Controller
The Silence That Speaks Volumes
Halo. It's more promising, and I'd have a far greater chance of doing something significant.
Would you rather have a Humongous Mecha or Powered Armor?
The truth can oft be more misleading... I'm driven by greed, guilt, rage, and despair, but I'll never try to justify haughtiness.
The Absolute Madman
Red Like Santa
Gintama, as I've actually watched it.
Would you rather live in Marvel
or
Now known as Cyber Controller
The Absolute Madman
Asgore Adopts Noelle
Disney world. That's where the money is.
Run a Dungeons And Dragons game, or a Warcraft server?
straight up just a bear
D&D. Sounds more fun to me.
Would you rather be famous but mediocre, or talented but obscure?
edited 10th Jun '16 1:27:23 PM by Sedmikrasky
The Exia is my waifu
Talented but obscure. Fame is scary as hell to me, and being mediocre on top on that means that I'll be flagellated every day on the internet.
Would you rather smooch a ghost or a humanoid robot?
Seen in the profile picture: the Gundam Flauros Rebake Full City, piloted by McGillis Itsuka, captain of the Turbines
Boisterous woman
Humanoid robot.
Would you rather fight for a noble cause but die, or a evil cause but live?
edited 10th Jun '16 1:47:34 PM by Superjohn
"Tatsumi... No matter how you spin it, we commit murder."
The Absolute Madman
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Mmmm, ghost. Because Uncanny Valley is still in effect here.
Nobel and die.
Work for Micro Soft or for Apple?
edited 10th Jun '16 1:46:36 PM by NegaKingKix
"We be we baby!"
Red Like Santa
Microsoft, so I can make Xbox games.
Would you rather be a vampire or a werewolf?
Now known as Cyber Controller
Shadow of Legends
Vampire. I'd rather keep more of my sanity at all times, plus they're more known for immortality than werewolves.
Would you rather have sex with a blow-up doll, or your hand?
edited 14th Jun '16 9:26:12 AM by MicoolTNT
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."
Boisterous woman
Hand, unless you mean something different then what I was thinking off.
Would you wake up and find your house surrounded by zombies or surrounded by dragons?
"Tatsumi... No matter how you spin it, we commit murder."
The Absolute Madman
Zombies since there is a smaller chance of them BURNING DOWN MY HOUSE.
Would you rather Go back in time and accidentally have sex with your mom or your grandma?
"We be we baby!"
Red Like Santa
Grandmother. At least I don't have to see her that often, and besides, I can see more of the past.
Would you rather eat shit or human flesh?
Now known as Cyber Controller
straight up just a bear
Human flesh. I may have a lot of fetishes but scat isn't one of them. Also, less likely to get sick.
Would you rather kill your mother or your father?
The Absolute Madman
Biological father after he's done my mom, so I can still live, but he's a dick.
Become Antenatal or an Atheist?
"We be we baby!"
Interfector
I'm already a Militiant Atheist.
Be a sex slave or an eunuch?
Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!
The Camp Crystal Lake Slasher
Eunuch, because I would at least have some freedoms then.
Would you rather have long hair forever or be bald forever?
Jason has come back to kill for Mommy.
Red Like Santa
Musician.
Would you rather swim in hot sauce or gravy?
It's one thing to make a spectacle. It's another to make a difference.
Red Like Santa
straight up just a bear
Deaf. Sight is more important than hearing, and besides, with all the loud music and concerts I'm basically already going deaf.
Would you rather be a Magical Girl or a mech pilot?
Don't Try It
Mech Pilot.
Trapped on an island with Mao Zedong, or with Donald Trump?
It's Over Anakin, I have the high ground!
Whiskey, since petrol will kill me.
Would you rather fight a Honey Badger, or a pissed of cougar?
"Tatsumi... No matter how you spin it, we commit murder."