The Absolute Madman
Raj would pass a law making sure every home has an emergency can of aloe vera.
"We be we baby!"
i'm THAT guy
everyone knows how to tie thier shoes
'''keep your friends rich and your your enemies rich and then find out which is which."'
May the Fourth, yeah yeah.
Video Games is now a Olympic Sport.
It's over Anakin! I have the high ground!
Well, on the bright side, Obamacare is now gone. On the other hand, so is every form of healthcare, and any regulation about medical ethics...
Red Like Santa
All predators are now killed off, resulting in ecological collapse.
Now known as Cyber Controller
Fly Air Madeline
Bill makes crackpot conspiracy theories real just to screw with the American public.
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"
Either humanity begins to coexist peacefully with the supernatural or the United States forms the beginnings of a global Anti-Magical Faction.
We are so screwed.
Fastest-ever impeachment due to incompetence.
I think I'm funny but really I'm not
I don't think that's even legal
Who's the genius that decided to elect Putin, of all people, for our next U.S. president?
Someone more corrupt than Congress. Whoda thunk?
The Absolute Madman
He will personally tell ISIS to fuck off. And then pass a law making it legal for Digimon to walk around the real world.
"We be we baby!"
Red Like Santa
Apes now have the right to vote. He collects taxes in bananas, also.
Now known as Cyber Controller
PINNACLE OF MAN
Mandatory fighting classes and introduction to new technology. Naturally, Vladimir Putin takes interest, and some of our politicians (and Yang's opponents) note why a young girl is being president.
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
The US is screwed. We're all going to be killed or enslaved.
edited 9th Sep '16 7:07:00 AM by DrNoPuma
I haven't played the particular game that Tango is from, but still... robo kitty. :D
The entire country is altered into some sort of nightmarish landscape.
May the Fourth, yeah yeah.
Caboose has very abstract laws, well, compared to Bush and Obama, and to Clinton or Trump, it's all for the better.
It's over Anakin! I have the high ground!
The Absolute Madman
He'll put ISIS on ice.
(Yeah, I brought it back, because I figured it would be therapeutic at this time.]]
edited 16th Nov '16 5:07:18 AM by NegaKingKix
"We be we baby!"
PINNACLE OF MAN
All women (and men) are required to wear Shy Guy and Shy Girl suits.
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
The Absolute Madman
He BOMBS at being president.
or...
Condoms and Planned Parenthood are replaced with sex bombs to help slow down child birth.
"We be we baby!"
*Vague plotting intensifies*
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh sure
'''keep your friends rich and your your enemies rich and then find out which is which."'