The Absolute Madman
Not going to date a masculine gorilla.
"We be we baby!"
No. Even if we weren't both heterosexual, I'd be unworthy.
It's a bird.
Nah, Cora isn't into humans. And she's already supposed to be my familiar/daemon/animal sidekick, so it'd be weird.
Still a great "screw depression" song even after seven years.
Red Like Santa
No.
Now known as Cyber Controller
Nope, not into guys. That, and his definitions of things are different.
And his future self wants to kill off or conquer everything in the multiverse, simply to spite his sister.
I'll take this cupcake... AND EAT IT!
(Current avatar: Diamond Mint, from My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic.)
As I am, no. I'm not into interspecies dating. Our relationship would be platonic at most.
However, if I were to become an MLP:Fi M-style pony stallion myself, and if I knew I wasn't going to change away from that, she is among the many mares I would consider...
How — and when — do you tell a philosophy it's adopted? What do you do when it wants to meet its birth adherents?
Red Like Santa
Too young.
Now known as Cyber Controller
Red Like Santa
If she wasn't evil, yes.
Now known as Cyber Controller
Jer gets all the girls
(Current Avatar: Earl Dopler from Clockstoppers)
No. I don't date, and anyway he's far too busy trying not to die to be interested in that. And I wouldn't date him even if his life wasn't in danger, because he's....kind of a jerk? A bit.
edited 17th Oct '16 3:38:42 AM by Murataku
Sure the show's stupid but it's bright, fun, and you see grown men get punched in the face multiple times an episode. What's not to like?
At the heart of the world...
No, I'm good.
(Current avatar: Shatterstar from X-Factor)
Not dating, but won't say no to a one-night stand threesome with his boyfriend.
the cake is an alternative fact
if he was a bit older
she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster
straight up just a bear
Absolutely!
Maybe Marceline, but not the others. Apart from the fact that I'm a straight male, Schroeder is only 7 or 8, Rowlf is a dog (and a puppet), and human-Time Lord relationships never end well. As for Max Rebo...no, just no.
edited 18th Oct '16 3:08:57 PM by TropesForever
Red Like Santa
Not into triangles.
Now known as Cyber Controller
Red Like Santa
Yes.
Now known as Cyber Controller
Red Like Santa
The only robot from QC I'm dating is May.
Now known as Cyber Controller
Currently inactive
For Hitler, maybe. I may sound weird, but he's adorably crazy before he became a dictator, and he could teach me how to watercolour. Or maybe not. I'm not an Aryan.
For Stalin, well... I'd probably date 23-year-old Stalin. I mean, look at him. Look at that handsome motherfucker.
Red Like Santa
Yes.
Now known as Cyber Controller
Firstly, I'm not into guys.
Secondly, Lord English, while buff and powerful enough to hunt Eldritch Abominations because he thinks it's fun, has the mind of a child in an unreasonably buff body. A child as immature as Porky or Flowey, willing to attempt to erase the multiverse out of spite towards his own sister, with a temper similar to Bowser's, a fixation on women similar to Maou, and has a fixation on games similar to Jigsaw.
In a word, no.
Mila
I mean he could really use some cheering up, but I doubt a date would do the trick. Also I'm not into men/beings of questionable age.
I need to update these things more often
Red Like Santa
Sure.
Now known as Cyber Controller
Yes, either of em.
Now known as Cyber Controller