Sorry, son, I don't understand French. You'll want to ask that question to Spy.
How do you stop some big mean mother-hubbard from tearing you a structurally superfluous new behind?
The Silence That Speaks Volumes
Ever killed a god before?
The truth can oft be more misleading... I'm driven by greed, guilt, rage, and despair, but I'll never try to justify haughtiness.
How sweet it is
We both could take out a certain one with our friends. His name's Anankos, by the way.
What games do you like to play, TNA? Are they fun?
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You want to know what I do for fun? I prank people. But thanks to that stupid Grim Reaper, I can only do it one night a year!
What would you do if you had the Grim Reaper's scythe? I know what I would do...
He may be a giant, nightmarish brute, but like all villains in this series,he sure can sing.
That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth
Qu'est-ce que c'est un Grim Reaper?
Vous aimez les ananas?
off the shits
Mario's not the only Wonder here.
Oui, J'aime les ananas. 
What path do you walk on in your life?
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.
Shane Neumann, the Master of Failures
"… Even I don't know anymore. I guess you could say I just go where my heart leads me to. Though, if I end up becoming a Heartless… who knows?"
"Same question as… miss Icy over here, since I don't feel that my answer is adequate?"
Dragon Riders is canceled and Team Dragon Rise is disbanded. I'm a failure as an administrator of two forums.
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"Path? ...Mm, that's kinda hard to answer, yeah? Sorry, but I don't have a good answer for that."
"Let's change the subject! What's your favorite ice cream flavor?"
Pick up your weapon, even if you hesitate, you cannot give up. Hold on to your ideals, even if you struggle, you cannot waver.I'll take whatever food I can get my paws on!
Do you have any advice for leading a band of thieves like my gang?
He may be a giant, nightmarish brute, but like all villains in this series,he sure can sing.
The Best Worst Psychonaut
"Yeah. First, don't dress up like a clown. Second, try to use actual stealth. Third, try setting your sights higher than cakes. Fourth, ignore all my previous points, give up, go work at Snarlbucks instead. And fifth, stay out of my way."
"What's the best range for disposing of volatile chemicals with an anti-materiel rifle?"
edited 12th Jun '16 7:57:06 PM by PresidentStalkeyes
"If you think like a child, you will do a child's work."
Mario's not the only Wonder here.
That's not proper disposal procedure, but I do appreciate your concern for doing so with safety in mind. As for a safe distance, that depends on how volatile these chemicals are; but you must have adequate protection regardless.
Whom do you turn to for strength when you need it most?
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.
The Silence That Speaks Volumes
My dad, of course.
Mind telling one of your more interesting experiences while I fill out these dead guys' papers?
The truth can oft be more misleading... I'm driven by greed, guilt, rage, and despair, but I'll never try to justify haughtiness.
Calamity is a housewife
There was a time...when all stimulation had dried out for me...food was ash on my tongue, love was like torturous writhing, even a breath of fresh air felt like nothing spectacular.
I was without recourse. I was desperate...so very desperate for any kind of feeling, any sort of stimulation.
One day, in my sightless, joyless reverie, I bumped into a boulder in my path. As I yelped and reeled back, I realized it...the last thing I could feel.
Pain.
And so I dug my claws into the boulder, scratching out my fingernails, breaking my bones. I was there for perhaps...weeks. It was then that my efforts rewarded me, my chipping away at the boulder earned me a little cuboid of shattered rock. Another few weeks of chipping and hacking away, I had fashioned myself a neat, beautiful little spike. And desperate once more for that stimulation, I brought it up to my forehead.
It has had its home in my skull ever since.
(brings up a finger and flicks said spike, which protrudes out both ends of his head)
Enough about my tales of depravity. Tell me, what is your dream?
"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
Lovely Legilimens
To see the world full of smiles and friends!
Have you gone restaurant-hopping lately? Rarity and I were called to Canterlot to solve a friendship problem there.
"I just want what everyone else has, that's all."
Shane Neumann, the Master of Failures
"Never been to a restaurant before, so no."
"What is the one thing you truly detest about the darkness?"
Dragon Riders is canceled and Team Dragon Rise is disbanded. I'm a failure as an administrator of two forums.
People keep using it for evil despite it not being inherently so!
What do you use your powers/skills for?
...eheh
Mostly just for my amusement. ♥
What about you?
see you, space cowboy.
Mainly to escape school. Somehow, I've never been caught.
Anyone know the story behind the egg?
Long live the New Bev.
Shadow of Legends
I'm sure that whatever you linked is doubtless so shit that I'm not even gonna bother to follow the link.
So what about that Trump guy, eh? Don't you just want to kiss him and [REDACTED]?
edited 14th Jun '16 7:29:36 AM by MicoolTNT
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."
That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth
Who's Trump? He sounds like a mushroom salesman.
Can you tell me who that Trump guy is?
off the shits
Le Lézarde
I have not met him, but I feel that he is someone I would not trust with my powers.
Should I leave my cave to find someone who I can fully trust?
"Pardon me, that extremely loud and extremely deep voice you may have just heard. It was me. Oh, it is such a long story..."Absolutely! You should come and visit our carnival! We'd love to meet you, and you'll have so much fun that you'll never want to leave!
Why does everyone think I'm annoying?
He may be a giant, nightmarish brute, but like all villains in this series,he sure can sing.
I don't know. ♥ It's a mystery we'll take to our graves, I suppose. ♥
Why do you suppose everyone runs away from me?
42$ one meter tall plush goth battleship
"Maybe it's because the way you speak? I dunno, but that fluttery tone of yours kinda creeps me out."
"Hey, hey, mind giving me suggestions for dinner?"
Pick up your weapon, even if you hesitate, you cannot give up. Hold on to your ideals, even if you struggle, you cannot waver.
Des fils qui visitent ma décharge!
Les ananas saute en parachute. Oui, ou non?
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