my current job
Fortunately, they know a competent tech help guy who can fix them.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Red Like Santa
Unfortunately, he's a mad scientist who uses the modems to take over the known galaxy.
Now known as Cyber Controller
Fortunately, given the difficulties in interstellar travel, the region referred to as the "known galaxy" is actually quite small, and 99.99% of the galaxy is unaffected by the takeover, including Earth and the Sol system, which hasn't yet achieved interstellar travel and is therefore not "known".
Red Like Santa
Unfortunately, the Mad Scientist found a Warp Drive from a broken Klingon ship!
Now known as Cyber Controller
Fortunately, it doesn't have any preprogrammed coordinates, so even though he could go anywhere in the galaxy, he still has to know where to go—and Earth isn't on any maps.
"The Complete Warrior Of Justice
Unfortunately, that means your modem still won't get fixed.
edited 10th Jan '16 3:20:39 PM by KantonKage
"'I will destroy all evil!'''
Fortunately, humanity develops neural interfaces that don't require modems to connect to the Internet via satellites.
Unfortunately, the neural interfaces are incredibly slow.
"The Complete Warrior Of Justice
Fortunately, you just downloaded the new upgrade that'll speed it up.
"'I will destroy all evil!'''
Red Like Santa
Unfortunately, the Update is an Obvious Beta.
Now known as Cyber Controller
"The Complete Warrior Of Justice
Fortunately, that was because you were the beta tester. The newer version will be updated soon.
"'I will destroy all evil!'''
One just might
Unfortunately the developer abandons the project so the software will never be updated.
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?
Fortunately, another good developer is able to obtain rights to the software.
64th Successor
Unfortunately, it's EA.
If you have a problem with Hokuto then tell it to me!
Asgore Adopts Noelle
Fortunately, they don't screw up this time.
Red Like Santa
Unfortunately, pigs start flying.
Now known as Cyber Controller
Red Like Santa
bump.
Now known as Cyber Controller
my current job
Fortunately, we don't care about flying pigs.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Unfortunately, flying pigs care about us.
Love your hair, hope you win
Fortunately, they have a great bedside manner.
edited 4th Feb '16 8:11:29 AM by FirstSnow
Joke? Why are you calling it a joke? You drew a picture of two dudes hugging and wrote "I love hugs!" on it.
Unfortunately, they're freeloaders!
Love your hair, hope you win
Fortunately, their rich father is paying off the mortgage in exchange.
Joke? Why are you calling it a joke? You drew a picture of two dudes hugging and wrote "I love hugs!" on it.
Golly, that's fucked up.
Unfortunately, it's a trap.
Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!
Red Like Santa
Fortunately, it's a really pretty trap.
edited 4th Feb '16 8:40:26 AM by hamza678
Now known as Cyber Controller
Unfortunately, the modems don't work.