We are in a Room with our Avatars

I smile and kiss Greg, "It's fine, sweetie. I had a feeling that's what was up."

"Woops, sorry for bottompaging your screams, Mike."

edited 29th Nov '15 1:10:55 PM by GhostElm

"Bottompaged."

"wut the"

I sneak a glance at the Omni-Tool, "Yeesh... did he really deserve that?"

"Oh, wow. This is even worse than last time."

edited 29th Nov '15 1:16:53 PM by AqueousBunnies

"You do know that this actually makes these, huh, sexy time scary ?"

I also peek at the Omni-Tool and start to laugh. "Oh my god. That's worse than the thing we were writing." I say with a chuckle.

*The hovertank smashes through the wall.*

JUST HOTSPOTTED MY PHONE FOR A MOMENT TO LET Y'ALL KNOW THAT I'M PROBABLY NOT GOING TO BE ON ALL THAT MUCH TODAY, UNLESS I GET VERY LUCKY. AND NO, I DON'T MEAN LUCKY AS IN BANG SOMEONE, BEFORE ANY OF YOU ASK.

*It then reverses away, making the common universal vehicle reversing beeps.*

"K." He says to Engie.

"To you, maybe." He says to Bolded. "We can always send you our fic if you want a glimpse. Remember the time where the other Mike was forced to float around in a bed because he was so exhausted? This is worse."

"Inside voices, please, Engie."

"Not helpin'"

I just sit there laughing quietly, managing to nod in acknowledgement to Engie.

All of a sudden, Mike's screams just... stop. Oh boy.

edited 29th Nov '15 1:28:25 PM by AqueousBunnies

"Not helping +2"

"Are... sexytimes occurring right now or is it actually a torture session? Because it sounds a lot like the latter..."

I slowly back away towards the bar.

"I'm going to do plot advancement stuff in a moment, once I can find the goddamned avatar."

"Is there a difference?" He says to Montoya.

I laugh and tussles Peter's hair, "On occasion, yes, dear."

"Montoya's, right, this is actually creepy."

"Uh... yeah! There is a distinct difference! Last I checked, sexytimes did not result in what sounds like someone being brutally murdered..."

edited 29th Nov '15 1:36:06 PM by IchigoMontoya

"Mike is still very much alive and conscious, don't worry."

"Well." I shrug. "To each their own. I suppose that will teach one not to cheat on significant others."

"Didn't you hear him stop screaming? Just regular old sexytimes now."

"To some, that clear-cut distinction does not exist."

"Good points Montoya but k, I respect that... even if it's still pretty unsettling."

edited 29th Nov '15 1:42:17 PM by Bolded1

I simply shrug again.