Do you really want Jersey that bad?
Causing freakouts over sourcing since 2018
Yeah, well, have some Nighthawks
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My tour group was signing the anthem today. In Italy. Out on the Roman street.
Professional Moldy Fig/Curmudgeon
Before anybody else does:
"Just as planned."
Allow me to invade.
edited 4th Jul '15 11:47:28 AM by RatherRandomRachel
"Did you expect somebody else?"
This is a pretty good theme song for this country.
Professional Moldy Fig/Curmudgeon
More old-timey patriotism, as written by one of the most American composers of musical theater, George M. Cohan:
Our Favorite Cowgirl, er, Mare
Bunker Hill was fought on Breed's Hill. July 4th, is the dated the Declaration was ratified, not approved. The Washington crossing the Delaware picture is not accurate.
Now that those smug trivia fanatic questions are out of the way, here's some music!
Our Favorite Cowgirl, er, Mare
It's a bit too late to change that now. 
Having a good time!
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I wish they would. I'd rather not see a Founding Father's junk.
You can't have Independence Day without this classic quote:
Our Favorite Cowgirl, er, Mare
Part-Time Omen of Death
Alas, I have not (yet) gotten to explode anything today.
I made Sloppy Joes for dinner so that's something I guess, and later I'll see if there are any fireworks visible from my apartment.
Stupid doomed timeline...
Staring At My Own Grave
All those fools... They set off fireworks for this "4th of July" thing, when truly, three days later is the birthday of their benevolent dictator - ME!
You see, everyone in this country just celebrating my birthday en masse.
Okay, time to shut up and eat my hot dog.
In which I attempt to be a writer.
The ultimate irony of a Briton creating this thread.
https://m.soundcloud.com/airhorn-orchestra/star-spangled-memes
We'll come back to get what's rightfully ours.