"Just as planned."
An axe.
I'll be good for a while.
"Did you expect somebody else?"
Back after a long hiatus
...Another person. More specifically, an eighth-grade girl I've never spoken to in my life. (I'm in class as I post this.)
I guess we can survive together? Iunno.
“Not a promise, not an oath, or a malediction or a curse. Inevitable." - Taylor Hebert
Lizard Metabolism
A desk lamp.
...I guess I can self-defend myself with this for... an hour? Tops?
Welp. Too bad.
How do lizards fly?
Everyday's great at your Junes
A half empty can of Pringles and half a bottle of lemonade.
At least I'll have a snack before the inevitable.
Old habits die hard, especially when no one else lets them die either.
Apparently Not Dead
My tablet. Which will do me so much good when there will inevitably be no wi-fi hotspots.
-insert appropriate signature here-
Hot-blooded Catholic Space Nazi
Some plastic to throw up into. It's useful if I have to vomit.
"In the grim darkness of the future, there is only war."
Back after a long hiatus
A bookcase full of books.
I can shove it up against the door, I guess. And I can use one of the hardbacks for a bludgeon.
“Not a promise, not an oath, or a malediction or a curse. Inevitable." - Taylor Hebert
Asgore Adopts Noelle
A Wii U Tablet and a Keyboard...
I could maybe use the Keyboard as a Weapon, but otherwise they aren't really helpful.
The Absolute Madman
Electric Pencil Sharpener
I could use it as a whip I guess, and work my way up if I find anything new.
"We be we baby!"
Star of hope
pillow
I guess it's a pillow fight to the death
wisdom, hope, courage, love, peace, willpower
My bed.
Well, moving the whole thing's gonna be difficult, so the most I can do with it is barricade my room with it. Worst case scenario, at least I get to die while lying down in a warm, cosy bed...
...whose sheets will most likely get soaked with my blood anyway.
Dost thou question the power of thys pimp hand?
I got this hear metallic chair.
Pretty sure if I can cut some legs off I can have a pretty tough bludgeoning tool. Not with very long reach though.
"Do you think that has anything to do with you downloading over 700 gigs of pornography on here?"
The Absolute Madman
Gaming chair
I could carry it out and use it like an escape sled, other than that, I'm fucked.
"We be we baby!"
Back after a long hiatus
My backpack, which contains my yearbook (hardback with sharp corners), a few pens, my wallet, a Yugioh deck, and a Magic deck.
Use my yearbook and/or a pen as a weapon, wallet contains a credit card, so that's useful, and use my backpack to store loot. The decks aren't very useful except as trade goods, I suppose.
“Not a promise, not an oath, or a malediction or a curse. Inevitable." - Taylor Hebert
The Absolute Madman
A pillow.
PILLOW FIGHTERS WITH ZOMBIE ATTACK!
"We be we baby!"
Definitely Not A Swarm Of Bees
Something tells me a stuffed horse is not going to be particularly useful during the robot uprising.
If you are not very careful, your possessions will posses you
A paper bag full of fliers ? I'm pretty much fucked. Unless the zombies are interested in engineering schools.
Worldbuilding is fun, writing is a chore
The Absolute Madman
A remote control. If engineered just right, i could make a lazer beam/sword to protect me.
"We be we baby!"
Back after a long hiatus
Well, there's a hat, two pillows, and a rather heavy duffel bag, all stacked up next to me. Pretty decent, I guess, as long as I don't actually run into any zombies.
“Not a promise, not an oath, or a malediction or a curse. Inevitable." - Taylor Hebert
My 3DS and a half empty bag of chips.
...Oh well. At least I'll have something to do while waiting for Death...
edited 10th Jun '15 11:27:58 AM by DevilPsyco
In the year 202X, all is devastation... Soon, any last shred of hope had by the saintliest optimist shall die and decay.
Shane Neumann, the Master of Failures
Nothing. I'm not going to survive this, am I? Oh well.
I'm assuming "that's within reach". To my left... well, nothing's within reach. =P
Dragon Riders is canceled and Team Dragon Rise is disbanded. I'm a failure as an administrator of two forums.
Back after a long hiatus
A small pile of laundry, a nightstand, some bits of paper, and my glasses. At least I can go to my doom with a fresh pair of underwear and a snazzy shirt.
“Not a promise, not an oath, or a malediction or a curse. Inevitable." - Taylor Hebert
so i heard you liek dead memes
A Nintendo 2DS.
Well, I won't be bored in the few minutes I have left.
In loving memory of that plot arc that we spent nearly a year on. Now our sun may never set.
The Absolute Madman
An empty bag of Cheetoes.
.....
"We be we baby!"
A pillow.
At least I'll be able to slumber comfortably. And if I'm lucky, I'll probably smother an unsuspecting enemy with it.
The Artifact. Is currently Lazy Hazy.