Do you have any advice for the above Avatar? Should they stop smoking? Buy more sensible shoes? Stop it with the mass murder? for starters:
Adserver, get a job!
Le Lézarde
Have you ever thought about putting your portals where they won't get busted, Green Dorito Girl Peridot?
edited 22nd Jul '15 10:19:33 AM by kablammin45
"Pardon me, that extremely loud and extremely deep voice you may have just heard. It was me. Oh, it is such a long story..."
Jer gets all the girls
Watch out for humans holding metal balls. They want to catch you!
Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.
Go to therapy?
My AO3. Results may vary
Might wanna get outside a bit. You need some sun.
Joyful angel
Look less evil.
"How can I bring joy when I now know we are bringing misery to thousands of innocent people?"
The Absolute Madman
Get serious about your job. Also, you'll meet A Saiyan and his crew. Just surrender to them.
"We be we baby!"
The Camp Crystal Lake Slasher
Don't be a douche to your former lover or the dude she's going out with. It won't end well.
Jason has come back to kill for Mommy.
You gotta work on your people skills, BUCKO!
The Absolute Madman
Cartoons will thrive, man. And they will make millions in the future, especially in Japan. Also, take a step to your left. There will definitely be NO DIP THERE.
"We be we baby!"
Asgore Adopts Noelle
When lights shine on you, freeze perfectly still. Only move in the Dark.
You need a washdown. NOW!
Jer gets all the girls
Use your truck abilities for good, man. The guys you're with are psychos
Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.
A little advice....the best away of getting rid of bodies is throwing them in acid so they dissolve into nothingness
If that eye does what I think it does, avoid looking at the beings that you happen to love.
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
Joyful angel
Be Careful of your partners.
"How can I bring joy when I now know we are bringing misery to thousands of innocent people?"
The Camp Crystal Lake Slasher
Get cybernetic implants then die and resurrect so you can fulfill your destiny.
Jason has come back to kill for Mommy.
Jer gets all the girls
You're going after the wrong people
Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.
Get some food so you don't go hungry....
The Camp Crystal Lake Slasher
Eat some birdseed.
Jason has come back to kill for Mommy.
Next time the door gets closed in your face, just hide under the camera and wait a minute.
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
Stop trying to bang everyone.
edited 27th Jul '15 6:05:32 PM by IchigoMontoya
Asgore Adopts Noelle
Avoid arrows. You'll thank me later.
The Camp Crystal Lake Slasher
I'd just bum-rush the kid, flashlight or not.
Jason has come back to kill for Mommy.
The Absolute Madman
There's a guy in the security office. Go say hi.
"We be we baby!"
Get that thirst in check, girl