-throws a popsicle at TNP-
He may be a giant, nightmarish brute, but like all villains in this series,he sure can sing.
Lovely Legilimens
(Eats it) Delicious!
(Throws a snowball at TNP)
"I just want what everyone else has, that's all."
Kill or kill, you know?
(Bump)
I’m your best friend! LOVE: 26, HP: 120/120
Lovely Legilimens
(Gets bumped by the snow cone)
(throws a bootleg game at TNP)
"I just want what everyone else has, that's all."
Neptunia Ichiban
*catches* Ooh, nice! This would look great in my collection... gotta try this out! :D
[throws a bunch of paint at TNP]
edited 12th Feb '18 12:30:57 AM by Zanreo
shouldn't his favorite genre be RPG and not point and click though
keeps it off me with an umbrella. Nice try.
throws a small book containing everyone's internet history and secrets (except mine) at TNP.
edited 12th Feb '18 2:02:05 AM by vjoi
Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.
Lovely Legilimens
(tries reading it) What is this, a book for ants? They just had to cram every last secret in that tiny book, didn't they?
(throws a 1,000-piece jigsaw puzzle at TNP)
"I just want what everyone else has, that's all."
Part-Time Omen of Death
*eats banana* *throws the peel at TNP*
Stupid doomed timeline...
Kill or kill, you know?
.*trips*
.*throws a hypercube at the next poster*
I’m your best friend! LOVE: 26, HP: 120/120
[examines hypercube, attempts to make sense of it]
[gets a headache]
[makes coffee and throws a closed thermos of it to TNP]
Joyful angel
I open and chug it down and burn my tongue.
Throws a flamethrower at TNP.
"How can I bring joy when I now know we are bringing misery to thousands of innocent people?"
Scorpio LAT “Leiurus-V”
Drinks the fuel, then spits it out while yelling "NO SUGAR!"
Throws a large rock in the shape of a hand flipping the bird at TNP.
"I swear, Colonel, I did not shoot at you because you called my sister slow. I would not miss if I did."
[dodges while dropping a Cluster F-Bomb]
[takes the rock to the backyard to display in the garden because it's Actually Pretty Funny]
[throws a tennis ball at TNP]
Lovely Legilimens
(hits it with a tennis racket) Been a long time since I last played tennis, though.
(throws a lightbulb at TNP)
"I just want what everyone else has, that's all."
Part-Time Omen of Death
*catches it* Hey, just had one of these burn out this morning, thanks! *replaces bulb*
*throws a kitten plushie at TNP*
Stupid doomed timeline...
Awww, cute!!
[gives it to the kid, who is a sucker for cute things]
[throws a pokeball at the next poster, and there's a pokemon inside!]
Lovely Legilimens
I wonder what Pokemon this is! Whatever it is, I'll take good care of it! 
(throws fish food at TNP)
"I just want what everyone else has, that's all."
Kill or kill, you know?
.*turns into a fish that can breathe out of water and eats it*
.*throws a pez dispenser at tnp*
I’m your best friend! LOVE: 26, HP: 120/120
I wasn't watching, it hit me in the head.
I throw this 
at the next player
chaos catby with a flannel shirt addiction
It lands in my mouth and I spit it out.
I throw some slime at TNP
I used to plug my deviantart here but turns out the link was too long.
i use my umbrella to block the slime.
I toss an umbrella to TNP.
edited 21st Feb '18 7:55:05 AM by vjoi
Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.
chaos catby with a flannel shirt addiction
I catch it.
I throw fake money at TNP.
I used to plug my deviantart here but turns out the link was too long.
Is stabbed*
-Throws a giant fireball at TNP-
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