ITT: Our avatars work at an office

Loki: -turns to Engie- Please deal with that spleen.

"I appear and disappear from time to time."

The lady looks at the spleen oddly.

Engie: "Oh, right. Spleen. Which grew out of the ground. Not sure that's how biology works, but anyway."

The walls of the office extend upwards to an enormous height, one window stretches extremely wide, and a Metal Gear RAY crashes through, firing a Macross Missile Massacre load of missiles at the spleen.

Engie: "No such thing as overkill."

-as the smoke clears, the spleen plant is giant and blooming.-

The lady starts making her purple miasma surround the plant.

Joe is still unconscious...

Alderoth walks in, and notices the unconscious Joe.

"Umm, my good sir? Are you alright?"

Roxas and Xion see Alderoth and jump behind Axel, screaming (yes, even Roxas). Axel pats them on the head. "Are you... new here, or something?"

-Xio heads to storage and begins to build a door-

Taking Vacation LOL—Roxas and Axel

Xion crumples the paper. "I never get any vacation."

Loki: -notices Xio building a door and walks over to him- Why exactly are you building a door, Damascus?

edited 29th Mar '15 12:58:06 PM by IchigoMontoya

"I don't know... I just had the urge to build a door..."

Loki: ...Okay, now what do you plan on doing with that door?

Xion walks toward Loki. "Sir, how do I get vacation like Axel and Roxas?"

Engie: *Goes through the door, failing to be present on the other side* "I don't think this door works properly."

Loki: -turns to Xion- Odd. I don't remember giving those two a vacation. Unless, of course, they're skipping work. Find out if they are.

Xion hacks into the town security camera system (she happens to work in the IT department) and sees that Axel and Roxas are in an arcade. "Yes they are, sir. But don't fire them."

Loki: And why shouldn't I fire them? They're blatantly playing hooky just so they can fool around with their electronics.

"But they're my friends..." Xion looks sad for a moment, then jolts up. "What if I covered their work today? Just this once?"

Loki: Hmmm... I suppose I could let you cover their work. Of course, I'll have to deduct from their paychecks since I can't let them go unpunished, but they'll keep their jobs.

edited 29th Mar '15 1:27:29 PM by IchigoMontoya

"If you reduce their wages enough as punishment company can make good profit even if they do less work"

Xion bows before Loki. "Thank you, sir!" She runs off to try and do the boys jobs, whilst muttering something about destroying them after work.

-Xio begins mass producing doors, one somehow made of LIVERS!-

LIVERS

Xion stops in her tracks. She looks unusually angry. "I. Am tired. Of the flipping livers."

Engie: *Opens the liver door, brandishing a Nitrogen gun and extremely mad* "LIVERS! AGAIN!"