Ram into the nearest person head-first! Make em bleed!
...If they woke up and found out their bank account has infinite money?
Edited by ThatAsianInTheCorner on Feb 5th 2024 at 2:08:11 AM
"As president of KaibaCorp, I declare your argument as invalid!!!"
the look of someone who just had suspension
Pay off my country's national debt (anonymously), for starters.
...had to work at Black Mesa as an intern for the summer?
Edited by Cordite-455 on Feb 5th 2024 at 9:44:24 PM
i did a bad thing / i regret the thing i did / and you're wondering what it is / tell you what i did / i did a bad thing
Cynthia at the Beach
I'd probably panic because I wouldn't really have any idea on what I would be supposed to be doing as an intern.
...got sick with some sort of supervirus? "What do you guys think about the ocean?" - Cynthia
Part-Time Omen of Death
I'd be having the weirdest fever dreams imaginable, and my cat would be very worried about my well being. Hopefully I pull through!
—
Gets to choose their very own starter Pokemon?
Stupid doomed timeline...
A Reluctant Lion
POPPLIO. Give me the sea doggo! 💙🦭
TNP wakes up one morning to find that they have become the protagonist of the last movie/game/show they watched/played/etc., and now they have to go through the same events that the protagonist does. "Pardon me, you dropped your handkerchief!"
the look of someone who just had suspension
A Reluctant Lion
After getting over the initial shock and panic, I'll tell my family in case they don't already know. I just hope it doesn't turn into a Cassandra Truth thing. I might make jokes about it, but it will still cause an existential crisis that will haunt me for a long time.
TNP suddenly finds themself in a Sugar Bowl world. "Pardon me, you dropped your handkerchief!"
totally non-filler title
i would be very ecstatic! …then i would find ways to start violence
…somehow finds themselves in the body of their avatar?
i can't believe nor even fathom that he visited his friend! the audacity!
Cynthia at the Beach
I would be a bit startled, but I wouldn't mind.
...found themselves repeating the lyrics of a song uncontrollably for some unexplained reason? "What do you guys think about the ocean?" - Cynthia
LCdr. SPARTAN-D421
That's pretty much an everyday occurrence for me.
Walked in on their parents in the midst of some... delicate... matters.
Heroes are remembered, but Spartans never die.
Bitter hatred
Well my dad is dead, but if we pretend that's he's alive and back with my mom, my response is MY EYEEEEEEES!
TNP wakes up as their favorite villain.
The world is afraid of you...and it should be. You will never be whole, Arthur Curry. Never. I have come to end the fear."
A Reluctant Lion
I'm Joka!
So... am I in the fictional world, or the real world? If I'm in Klonoa's world, I will make an effort to be a redeemed version of Joka. I will try to find a way to bring Grandpa Back from the Dead and apologize sincerely to Klonoa for killing him. (Am I really to blame for killing Grandpa if I just suddenly took the form of the person who did?)
If I'm the real world... IDK. Since I look like a creepy clown thing, people will probably freak out and try to kill me, or maybe the government will capture me and take me to Area 51 to study me. 
TNP gets trapped in cyberspace, and Bo Burnham is singing "Welcome to the Internet" to you. "Pardon me, you dropped your handkerchief!"
LCdr. SPARTAN-D421
While the music would tick me off for sure, I would definitely take advantage of my situation and do a little... vigilante work.
Anonymous? Not anymore. Predatory individuals? Prey for the watchdog. Hackers? Payback time. Scientology? Rickrolled and fax-spammed to hell and back.
And maybe I'll cause a few gremlins just for laughs. Hee-hee!
TNP wakes up to find that their computer programs have come to life as cute anime-style characters.
Heroes are remembered, but Spartans never die.
Getting better at learning (He/Him)
I'd find it cute at first, but actually using said computer would be very difficult.
...had their computer stolen? Currently Reading: N/A
I'd park it to the nearest available spot because I don't have a driver's license.
…woke up with antlers on their head? "You gotta get better, you're all that I've got / Don't take forever, you're not here for long" - AJR, "2085"