*Vague plotting intensifies*
Tales Of Under: Is crushed under a dinosaur's literal tail.
My new plan is so secret that even I cannot understand its full scope!
Zero L: somehow transported to Mario's world and subsequently roasted alive by Bowser.
Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.
vjoi: In the middle of an epic battle, is simultaneously run through with a sword and struck by lightning. The Worthy Opponent is killed too.
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
Raspy Mink dies protecting the ones she loves, in a Heroic Sacrifice, stopping an authoritative government from entering her home while her family escapes.
Huzzah
Taco Badger chokes on a piece of gum they accidentally swallowed due to a baseball hitting them in the head.
edited 31st Aug '17 9:01:00 AM by dutchguy1986
Hydraloonie
dutchguy1986: A shark will come out of the toilet which become a ghost shark (A shark that can go anywhere)and eat him.
edited 31st Aug '17 9:56:56 AM by Hydraloonie
Progress has it's stepping stones.
Hydraloonie: Tries to backflip for the first time and breaks their neck by landing on their head.
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
Jaxfirebus: Dies trying to prove that you can impale you heart with a spear and live.
Huzzah
Taco Badger: Force-fed tacos to the point of being too stuffed to run away from an angry honey badger, which mauls you to death.
Not Sherlock Holmes
AHI: Ripped to shreds by an angry gorilla.
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
Tales of Under: Falls off a cliff. Survives. Gets trauma surgery from a first-year med student. Survives. Accidental painkiller overdose. Survives. Gets in a wreck on the way home from the hospital. Survives.
Finally, The Grim Reaper shows up at the house and drags Tales of Under out by the collar, with the Death Note in the other hand, muttering something about "incompetence" and "overtime" and "bastard-ass Rasputin wannabe."
Raspy Mink: Assassinated by a car bomb, which was planted by a hitman, who was hired by some other crazy mom who lives in your neighborhood. note
edited 19th Oct '17 2:13:59 PM by AHI-3000
AHI-3000: Death by sitting in front of my computer for 72 hours straight with no food, water, or sleep, still awaiting for someone to post a reply to this game thread.
Boisterous woman
AHI-3000: Gets killed by futuristic ape while trying to find Gorilla City.
"Tatsumi... No matter how you spin it, we commit murder."
Superjohn: Killed by his land so he could go to bed.
TropesForever: Contracted deadly food poisoning from expired macaroni.
Hydraloonie
AHI-3000: Eaten by Homer Simpson, who goes insane and starts thinking everything is a donut.
Progress has it's stepping stones.
AKA Nixer
Hydraloonie: Eviscerated by a murderer wielding a teddy bear.
bork
Enirboreh: Killed by poisoned Halloween candy.
AHI-3000:Killed by a Pyromanaic AI.
edited 31st Oct '17 3:19:41 PM by vjoi
Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.
Boisterous woman
vjoi
Death by jumpscare induced heart attack.
edited 31st Oct '17 3:35:05 PM by Superjohn
"Tatsumi... No matter how you spin it, we commit murder."
why u hurt Stockcar-chan?
Superjohn: stabbed by his wife because she didn't recognize him.
I'm feeling nice, so here's a nice, not meme related, rendition of The Final Countdown
NASCARLOVER 427: Run over by a drunken NASCAR driver (for further irony, (s)he's your favorite one).
AHI-3000: I write down my own name in the Death Note.
Hydraloonie: Stuffed with Homer Simpson donuts until his stomach explodes.
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”