Let's write a story:

The Medic spent a good half hour scratching his chin, and then announced:

"It seems that your leg is gone."

"Oh, yeah," said Booky. "I hadn't noticed."

Bob was bored so he peed again, on The Medic this time  

The Medic sighed, cutting his own leg off.

"I guess that makes two of us."

Suddenly, ducks.

Specifically, the King Duck and his Army of 100 Ducks.

Then suddenly AHI-3000 walked into the room, wondering what the hell was happening in this world of randomness.

Booky and Bob decided they had to escape this randomness apocalypse, even with just one leg.

But then, one of the ducks stole the drill key, and gave it to AHI-3000!

But then HAL-5000 said "I'm sorry AHI, I'm afraid I can't let you do that." and killed him, allowing Booky and Bob (and possibly the Medic?) to escape.

The King Duck and his 3 most loyal subjects decided to come along as well.

edited 27th Sep '14 11:55:38 AM by Sibuna

The name of these three ducks was Donald, Daffy, and Squidward.

Squidward proclaimed, "But I'm not a duck!"

Meanwhile I somehow come back from the dead (I'm a robot), so I plan revenge against HAL-5000.

The team ignore's Squidward's protests and call themselves the Awesome Squad.

Booky leads the Awesome Squad to go and get that drill!

But before they can get to that drill, they have to defeat this dragon that has 5000 heads!

It's a hydra, so beheading it results in 10,000 heads!

edited 27th Sep '14 1:35:36 PM by AHI-3000

Booky decides to sacrifice his one still existing leg to turn it into a weapon to fight the Hydra with, because he still has no weapons after fighting the dogs off.

Bob tells Booky that there may be another way out. He asks which head is the leader.

And of course, the 10000 heads begin to quarrel with each other to see who's the leader, so the awesome squad gets some time to slip past it.

edited 27th Sep '14 1:40:16 PM by ironcommando

Booky makes Squidward become his new left leg.

edited 27th Sep '14 1:41:08 PM by Sibuna

Squidward states angrily that he prefers Spongebob over Booky!

edited 27th Sep '14 3:03:24 PM by AHI-3000

Squidward also says "If I wanted to kill myself I would climb to the top of a famous youtuber's ego and jump down to their IQ."

Everybody around lets out a loud "OHHHHH" while a few yell "BURN!"

We all forgot what the hell we were doing in the first place. AHI-3000 suggests that we should go to...

The newest discovered planet, called Tropetan.

Naturally, it was named after Tropetan, the planet's queen.

But then Chuck Norris randomly appeared and punched everyone into orbit. "You know, I didn't die from the explosion."