A cloaked figure entered the room.
Maid of Time
The figure introduced itself as the Random Number God.
The Random Number God demanded that the man roll for initiative.
i think i mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart
The man refused, and killed the Random Number God because he's Chuck Norris.
nibs-san has returned
Chuck Norris kicked the door open with a look of determination on his face.
He was going to fuck things up.
SHAMWOW IS NOT OXYCLEAN. A DOG IS NOT A BROTHER
Maid of Time
However, Abraham Lincoln was standing outside the doorway.
He challenged Chuck Norris to a rap battle.
i think i mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart
nibs-san has returned
Chuck Norris, being the gentleman he is, accepted without hesitation.
Lincoln took his hat off, threw it aside, and opened his waistcoat to reveal enough bling to satisfy a rap star. He turned around, and when he faced Norris again he was wearing a gold ring on every finger and at least 3 dollar sign necklaces.
Chuck Norris wasn't intimidated.
SHAMWOW IS NOT OXYCLEAN. A DOG IS NOT A BROTHER
Classic
Then Mr. Rogers entered and challenged Chuck Norris to a one on one brawl to see who was the bigger memetic badass.
"Never let anyone tell you that something is impossible." - Monty Oum, 1981-2015
nibs-san has returned
Chuck Norris rapped and memed his way through the both of them, shaking his head and letting out a sigh as he lit a cigar.
"That was too easy."
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Maid of Time
It was then that a great light shone down upon Chuck Norris, a chorus of heavenly angels chanting in ominous Latin.
God Himself flew down from the heavens to challenge Chuck Norris.
It was time for him to prove his true worth.
edited 21st Sep '14 1:55:22 PM by bRaHiAn1
i think i mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart
Suddenly Chuck Norris exploded.
so i made a new avatar
It was then evident that it was Demoman's doing.
To pity someone is to tell them "I feel bad about being better than you."
Asgore Adopts Noelle
But that was okay, for he was soon sniped by the Sniper.
The Sniper was then back stabbed by the Spy.
Who was then filled with bullets by the Heavy.
Who was being healed by the Medic.
insert commentary here
Then they fell into a trapdoor.
Resident Bollywood Nerd
Behind them, an unusually discreet Pyro stood, axe in hand, sans mask and smiling. It was............ .......... Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way!
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Jolly Saint Nick
Enoby started yelling at them for being preps, and told them to "fuk of" or she'll "murdr dem nd stuff"!
Suddenly, a totally-not-goffic man with no nose flew into the room on his broomstick. It was........Voldemort!
edited 24th Sep '14 7:53:50 PM by Sibuna
Happy Holidays to everyone! Have a great end of the year, and an even better 2015- you all deserve it!
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He crashed into a giant pillar
Shadow of Legends
"Tiro Finale!"
A giant blast of golden magic shot from a golden BFG kills Lord Voldemort, while Enoby spots the gayest, preppiest Magical Girl...
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."
insert commentary here
Meanwhile, Kyubey watches and eats popcorn
Shadow of Legends
Which a dozen photographers took pictures of.
Crazy Awesome Personified
Which somehow summoned Freddy Fazbear...
Party time!
Shadow of Legends
Who eats both of them, but shits out Mami's undamaged Soul Gem the next day.
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."
insert commentary here
Mami decided to go and have cake with G La DOS.
It can be any kind. Good, bad, somewhere in between...it can also be any genre. Romance, adventure, horror, fanfiction...let's start!
The man woke up in a room. The only furnishing was a bare lightbulb hanging from the ceiling. How fancy, he thought.
SHAMWOW IS NOT OXYCLEAN. A DOG IS NOT A BROTHER