If you were in a zombie apocalypse....

Notes to self on zombie outbreak:

• Read this:

http://www.cracked.com/article_18683_7-scientific-reasons-zombie-outbreak-would-fail-quickly.html

• Do not under any circumstances read any of the horrible, lurching, incompetently written, factually inaccurate and just plain fucking

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_War_Z - as I would consider becoming a zombie just to make the bad thing stop.

• and relax.

What the hell, might as well try my hand at growing a bunch of weird plants. I'm fucked anyway.

I'd sit in fetal position and cry until I got eaten by the zombies. :3333333

I'd die horribly. Sadly, while I'm quite fast and my physical strength is somewhat decent, I don't have much stamina, so I get exhausted rather quickly.

I hate to derail this thread, but the whole concept of the Tachanka is just so badass. I mean, just look at this here statue.◊ It's like something straight out of a wild west flick, but it's also so undeniably Russian. Wait, what were we talking about?

....we we're talking about what you would do if you get bitten by a zombie, but instead of becoming a zombie, you start to mutate into something that looks completely inhuman, but still retain their humanity...except for need to devour and digest matter infected by the zombie virus

Would dressing up as Dr. Frankenstein and reenacting your favorite scenes from a familiar novel count?

If I was killed or bitten in the first wave I would try to protect family and friends.

Now if I became a zombie with some amount of awareness I would probably go out of my way to kill asshat bandits or crazy survivors by sneaking up on them like a Hunter from Left 4 Dead. Would probably wear a mask too just to freak them out once they realized I was a zombie.

edited 16th Sep '14 10:13:43 PM by Bleddyn

i'd dress up as a zombie and, with my superior intellect, become their leader

I will run and make all the zombie wear roller blades. Then they will be too busy slipping that they can't chase anyone.

Or I could just create a bunch of roller blade riding zombies. Would be worth it.

I would probably end up getting bitten. But as a zombie, my life won't be any different. I'd still just be wasting away time with electronic devices at home.