The Mysterious Mr. Enter

I'm weird and I actually kinda like the One Piece Rap. Guilty Pleasure I suppose.

Same with the Diamond and Pearl rap.

The Diamond and Pearl rap I kinda like in a "so bad it's good" way.

Since the villain in Polar Shit is basically a rip off of Chester V, does anyone know what Enter thinks of Cloudy With A Chance of Meatballs?

I imagine he likes it. Dunno tho.

I think after the movies, he should do a Top Ten Worst Brian Griffin episodes list. He hates Brian Griffin even more than he hates Patrick Star.

If he did, do you think he'd even bother putting "Not All Dogs Go To Heaven" on that list?

It's guarantee it's on the list, though maybe Brian had done worse since then.

He put Not All Dogs Go to Heaven on his list of things he would never review, on the basis that nothing can be said that hasn't already been said.

Anyway, for the "Brain is worse than Patrick Star" list, Scammer Yankee and Brian's A Bad Father.

edited 13th Jun '16 6:50:41 PM by Smasher

Sorry for the double post, but he's announced his next review. Here's his synopsis:

"To save the city from ecstasy, the Powerpuff Girls must go to Uncle Grandpa's realm to stop Panda from We Bare Bears. With twerking. Kay...."

Oh god, the damn twerking episode of Nu PPG

Thank you for that post, because here's the review!

Huh. A Mr. Enter video I actually want to watch!

I'm with Enter on hating more the background stuff then the show. While I do think that the show is worse then Go! in some ways, overall it's more mediocre to me then outright bad. I've certainly seen a lot worse stuff then Nu PPG. But the stuff going on in the background is what pisses me off. Shit like it basically being made to sell merch, slapping a botched moral of transgenderism on an episode that wasn't meant to be about that, the "attempts" at being proactive coming off as poorly thought out and halfassed, etc. The show being so soulless is what pisses me off more then the show itself. Not to mention some of the stupid shit like replacing the 3 leads without telling the original actors but getting nearly everyone else back for their roles.

My main issue is that the show just has no bite to it at all. The original show had an edge to it, the contrast between these little girls participating in this brutal (for kids' standards) violence was a good draw, the show wasn't afraid to be dark or cynical or give a Family-Unfriendly Aesop if it would make the story better or more interesting.

This show feels completely bland and neutered, with the most cookie cutter morals possible, bland new villains, and an attempt to appeal to the new age "young girls on tumblr" demographic that was completely misguided and patronizing. It's not horrible, but utterly bland and lifeless.

I'm so glad he pointed out the ecstasy thing. I keep telling everyone that, but nobody wants to listen to me when I do.

In a bizarre coincidence, an episode of PPG 2 K 16 aired and he liked it. It could be a fluke like any good Toddler Titans episode or the show is starting to shine on its own. (Referring to both Viral Spiral and Bubbles of the Opera) http://mrenter.deviantart.com/journal/Coincidence-616068995

As a side note, I think he should do the re-reviews of Stuck in the Winger/It's a Wishful life/Nobody Doesn't Like TJ/Putting Your Hoof Down before his review of Norm of the North.

edited 20th Jun '16 4:12:41 PM by Smasher

^He actually did do a re-review of Putting Your Hoof Down quite some time ago. It's just that it was a crossover review with Joshscorcher, so it's not on Mr. Enter's channel.

Here's a link to the Growing Around novel.

http://mrenter.deviantart.com/journal/Growing-Around-novel-I-ve-made-a-decision-617966609

Yes, he's still going to review Norm of the North or The Ignorance of Man. Writing this is what's keeping him sane!

Also, I found this animation. It's..... Admirable.

I love that animation.

Notebook page for Norm of the North.

"Well, other movies make me angry, this one makes me confused. I legit want to know how you fuck up like this. It's impressive."

-Mr. Enter himself.

Also, Growing Around has a Prologue now, mostly because people were asking him questions on just how the world works.

edited 3rd Jul '16 5:09:53 PM by Smasher

Two things:

1. He called the Toddler Titans / PPG 2016 crossover one of the better episodes of the former.

2. There was a trailer for his Polar Shit review, but he has taken it down. The real one is out.

edited 10th Jul '16 9:30:12 AM by Smasher

edited 27th Jul '16 9:59:18 PM by Smasher

Honestly, I'm just as baffled as Enter. This film had four writers. How is it that, during the writing, editing and drafting process, none of them suddenly realized that the whole thing made no sense? This shouldn't have even made it past the pitch. Here's how it would have gone in a sane universe:

"Hey, I've got a great idea for a kid's movie!"

"Sure, let's hear it!"

"Okay, so there's this real estate developer who wants to build a housing complex in Antarctica, and-"

"Get out of my office."

Hell, in the movie, the councilwoman even acknowledges the fact that nobody is interested in buying real estate in the arctic. But the question, "Then why is Mr. Green so adamant about his plan to build homes there?" is never answered.