Fly Air Madeline
-lifts train, throws it at Mt. Everest-
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
Bah, pathetic! Let me show you how to be MANLY!
-wrestles a Star Golem with his bare hands while he performs a successful heart surgery, before going on to catch a megladon barehanded-
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
Shadow of Legends
I proceed to KICK REASON TO THE CURB and not just steal, but UTTERLY DOMINATE the first inevitable TTGL reference, holding it HIGH above my head in a DEATH GRIP with BOTH HANDS, ROARING with BESTIAL VIGOUR.
edited 17th Jun '14 8:11:00 AM by MicoolTNT
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."
Judging you
This is NOTHING, the sheer power on my BICEPS is enough to warp FUCKING space-time
Haw Haw Haw
hiya, the name's scout.
You think THAT'S something? My pinky-toe can cause several paradoxes at a time, in ANY universe it wishes!
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Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM?!
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
YOU KNOW WHAT THIS THREAD NEEDS MORE OF: EXPLOSIONS!!!!!!
-fires a Torgue gun at a flock of badassified deathmoose-
I now go by Graf von Tirol.
Judging you
YEAH, EXPLOSIONS ARE GRRAT
AND TITTIES
I WANT MEGAN FOX AND THAT CHICK FROM Two Broke Girls ALL RUNNING AND BOUNCING THEIR TITTIES FROM THE DAMN IT EXPLOSION
edited 17th Jun '14 2:13:43 PM by MrsRatched
Haw Haw Haw
Shadow of Legends
YOU CALL THAT AN EXPLOSION?!
-snaps fingers, creating a nuclear-level blast before proceeding to walk Out of the Inferno-
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."
\*Drinks a gallon of testosterone before collapsing*
HAH, JUST KIDDING.
edited 17th Jun '14 3:44:35 PM by BaconManiac5000
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
Judging you
I CAN RESIST A NUCLEAR DETONATION. SHIRTLESS
Haw Haw Haw
Fly Air Madeline
OH YEAH? WELL I CAN FIGHT THE MILLENIUM FALCON IN SPACE! WITH NO OXYGEN!
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"
WOULD YOU SMOOCH A GHOST?
PLEASE.
I MAKE SAXTON HALE LOOK LIKE JUSTIN BIEBER.
Welcome to my special hell.
Judging you
I AM STORM SAXON
Haw Haw Haw
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
THAT'S ALL YOU'VE GOT?
MY LITTLE TOE GOT CUT OFF THIS ONE TIME. IT TURNED INTO WILLIAM WALLACE BEFORE I GREW IT BACK.
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
Where we are all MANLY masculine man.
You BUCK!, show me how STRONG you are
Haw Haw Haw