Push the button?

Suprised this wasn't on here. Will you push the button?

Like this:

You will become your favorite TV/movie actor/actress

BUT

You will forget everything about your past identity

Nope.

(You're supposed to post the next choice.)

You will become God

BUT

Your best friend will become the Devil.

Will you push the button?

No.

You will be teleported into any video game of your choosing.

BUT

Everyone's out to kill you.

Heck no!

You get a million dollars...

...but...

It comes out of Bill Gates' latest charity donation.

edited 29th May '14 5:40:47 PM by MicoolTNT

Yes - a million is nothing to Gates or one of his donations.

You become the ruler of the first ever Martian colony (with roughly the population of a small city).

...but...

...it's a one way trip to get there.

edited 29th May '14 5:49:08 PM by Bisected8

Eh, why not.

You win infinite money

BUT

Everyone you know dies.

No. (Besides, infinite money = horrible inflation.)

You become a rich, prominent person

BUT

You lose all the memories of your previous life.

Sh*t no.

Hmm... tough one, but probably not. I've done too much important work, and I have memories of an experience I can't afford to lose.

You get one wish, any wish, and it will be granted exactly as you intend it (though its consequences may not), but you die immediately afterwards. (Furthermore, your wish cannot be used to evade this consequence.)

edited 29th May '14 5:58:56 PM by MicoolTNT

No.

You gain mind-control powers

BUT

People live in either mindless worship or terrible fear of you.

Eh, nah.

After hours of begging, your best friend finally agrees to bring you to that awesome concert.

BUT

He forces you to listen to nothing but dubstep, and it's a 5-hour drive.

No. I hate concerts anyway.

You will meet your dream girl/boyfriend who enjoys all the same media you do and long walks on the beach

BUT

He/she will try and seperate you from all the friends/family you love

Yes, screw those guys.

You no longer have to pay for rent, insurance and other expenses

BUT

You must give your rights to your nextdoor neighbor to save this money.

My next door neighbors are old and weak, so sure!

You gain all the powers of Superman(Flight, Super speed, Freeze breath, strength, X-ray vision, ect.)

BUT

your costume is a Sailor scout uniform(and you're prone to panty shots)

Yes. I really, really don't give a damn what I look like.

You always think of the perfect comeback to every insult/quip/etc.

BUT

Apart from your family, everyone on Earth develops a natural hatred for you.

I become the Eric Cartman of my kin? Sweet!

Your favorite canceled Tv show gets renewed

BUT

All singing/competition shows gain more popularity than it

Nope, not worth it.

You can fire lasers from your fingers

BUT

This is extremely painful to do.

Sure. I just won't use it unless I really need it.

You get a million dollars...

...but...

...you must permanently give up your sex life.

I didn't have one to begin with, so yes!

You gain super-strength, speed and flight abilities

BUT

Everyone gains a Compelling Voice that only works on you.

Screw that, then.

You have unlimited knowledge for every situation and college-educated question

BUT

You will be incredibly unattractive to boys/girls you like

Push it. I never cared much about my looks.

You will become the world's strongest telepath

BUT

You will be confined to your bed for the rest of your life.

edited 30th May '14 3:38:09 PM by lewattoo

Nope.

You come up with the most amazing, expansive, positively massive 'verse

BUT

You cannot tell anyone about it or record it in any way.

What would be the point?

You get the chance to work at Cartoon Network as a new show creator

BUT

Every moment of your life is now pure misery and you waste your paycheck on bar runs

Pass. I'm a music major anyway.

The surviving members of the Beatles get together to record one last album

BUT

it's all Trap Music.