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Weirdguy149 The King Without a Kingdom from Lumiose City under development Since: Jul, 2014 Relationship Status: I'd jump in front of a train for ya!
The King Without a Kingdom
#576: Nov 29th 2016 at 3:40:42 PM

Sorry, bruh.

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Soble Since: Dec, 2013
#577: Nov 30th 2016 at 7:38:01 PM

Stevie Wonder vs Wonder Woman... wha...

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Ghilz Perpetually Confused from Yeeted at Relativistic Velocities Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Barbecuing
Perpetually Confused
#578: Nov 30th 2016 at 7:54:42 PM

[up] It's no more random than Napoleon Dynamite Vs Napoleon Bonaparte really :-P

GethKnight from St Charles, Missouri Since: Apr, 2010 Relationship Status: Mu
#579: Dec 12th 2016 at 10:34:02 AM

And now a Rap Battle that makes a little more sense: Tony Hawk vs Wayne Gretzky

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AdricDePsycho Rock on, Gold Dust Woman from Never Going Back Again Since: Oct, 2014 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Rock on, Gold Dust Woman
#580: Dec 12th 2016 at 10:37:56 AM

God damn it, I can't decide who won this one.

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Weirdguy149 The King Without a Kingdom from Lumiose City under development Since: Jul, 2014 Relationship Status: I'd jump in front of a train for ya!
The King Without a Kingdom
#581: Dec 12th 2016 at 11:29:13 AM

I wasn't sure until Gretzky's last verse. He killed it.

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DrDougsh Since: Jan, 2001
#582: Dec 12th 2016 at 3:23:39 PM

... I have no idea who these people are.

IniuriaTalis Since: Oct, 2014
#583: Dec 12th 2016 at 3:41:42 PM

Really? I can understand Gretzky if you're not American or don't care about sports, but I figured everyone would know Hawk from his video games at the very least.

edited 12th Dec '16 3:41:55 PM by IniuriaTalis

AdricDePsycho Rock on, Gold Dust Woman from Never Going Back Again Since: Oct, 2014 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Rock on, Gold Dust Woman
#584: Dec 12th 2016 at 4:10:15 PM

I know Tony Hawk, but mostly because of the video games, the local skaters in my area, and that one time he appeared on Rocket Power.

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Ninety Absolutely no relation to NLK from Land of Quakes and Hills Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: In Spades with myself
Absolutely no relation to NLK
#585: Dec 12th 2016 at 4:33:25 PM

I know Tony Hawk. Literally all I knew about Gretsky was from a Lonely Island song.

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AdricDePsycho Rock on, Gold Dust Woman from Never Going Back Again Since: Oct, 2014 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Rock on, Gold Dust Woman
#586: Dec 12th 2016 at 4:36:19 PM

I didn't become aware of Gretzky until I watched Everybody Hates Chris. There was a character who was a big Wayne Gretzky fan.

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Beatman1 Since: Feb, 2014 Relationship Status: Gone fishin'
phantom1 Since: Dec, 2009 Relationship Status: Chocolate!
#588: Dec 12th 2016 at 7:01:17 PM

I have plenty of Pop Culture Osmosis on both of them though I don't pay attention to sports. Granted I am Canadian, and Western Canadian no less.

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I'm sorry Tien, but I must go all out.
#589: Dec 12th 2016 at 8:17:59 PM

I'm from Arizona, and I know both of these guys. I mean, my cousin is a famous skateboarder, so that explains one of them, I guess...

Balmung Since: Oct, 2011
#590: Dec 12th 2016 at 8:39:34 PM

I only knew of Wayne because his name is part of the trope Gretzky Has the Ball

randomdude4 Since: May, 2011
#591: Dec 13th 2016 at 10:46:42 PM

I'm a little saddened that so few people know who Wayne Gretzky is...

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Soble Since: Dec, 2013
#592: Dec 21st 2016 at 5:45:28 PM

Jay Gatsby vs Gordan Gekko.

Come ooooooonnnnnn this is a perfect match-up and they both have plenty of flaws to lay into each other with.

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PushoverMediaCritic I'm sorry Tien, but I must go all out. from the Italy of America (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
I'm sorry Tien, but I must go all out.
#593: Dec 21st 2016 at 10:26:06 PM

I still want 'Weird Al' Yankovich vs Mel Brooks.

TParadox Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: The captain of her heart
#594: Dec 22nd 2016 at 7:08:50 AM

Surprise interception by Spike Jones of the City Slickers!

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MarkVonLewis Since: Jun, 2010
#595: Dec 24th 2016 at 8:26:23 PM

How in the fuck do so few people know of Gretzky?

edited 24th Dec '16 8:26:35 PM by MarkVonLewis

Unsung it's a living from a tenement of clay Since: Jun, 2016
it's a living
#596: Dec 24th 2016 at 8:41:50 PM

He retired in 1999, for one. Hockey isn't as popular in the US now as it was then, and I suspect the people who are active on these forums, who are familiar with ERB, who are old enough to remember Gretzky playing, and who are fans of professional hockey/sports in general isn't a huge overlap.

edited 24th Dec '16 8:42:01 PM by Unsung

PushoverMediaCritic I'm sorry Tien, but I must go all out. from the Italy of America (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
I'm sorry Tien, but I must go all out.
#597: Dec 24th 2016 at 9:01:22 PM

I was taught him in school. He was spoken of as one of the best hockey players in the same way Babe Ruth and Michael Jordan were spoken of as among the best baseball and basketball players, respectively.

Unsung it's a living from a tenement of clay Since: Jun, 2016
it's a living
#598: Dec 24th 2016 at 9:04:10 PM

Sure, and deservedly so. I'm just saying I could see how kids who don't care about sports, growing up in parts of the US where hockey doesn't matter wouldn't know who he is.

They *should* know, though, and that's where videos like this come in handy.

phantom1 Since: Dec, 2009 Relationship Status: Chocolate!
#599: Dec 24th 2016 at 9:04:18 PM

I was 5 when he retired and I consider sports annoying things that interrupt normal TV schedules but our school readings in Elementary School kept referencing him as this guy who was the greatest and hockey or is, it's not like they were written the year of.

edited 24th Dec '16 9:04:35 PM by phantom1

unknowing from somewhere.. Since: Mar, 2014
#600: Dec 24th 2016 at 9:17:17 PM

Beisball and Football are the most know sport while Hockey fell with basketball into the whole "I know some/I dont give a shit" zone. for many is just weird hobby for some people.

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