At the heart of the world...
Strider Lynches — Ninja Klansmen. Everyone who isn't white, American-born, or Protestant are screwed.
These are the voyages...
Striper Lynches - Stripes vs. Solids
Be careful what you wish for, 'cause you might just get it all...
Stripper Lynches: In this absurdist comedy, a stripper infiltrates the Ku Klux Klan and re-defines the group in her image.
edited 5th May '15 3:32:59 PM by GhostElm
"I'm as free as the dust in the solar wind."
Braids From S286 Not Included
Sad City: An animated city, a la Who Framed Roger Rabbit's Toon Town, where everyone and everything is suffering from severe depression
edited 5th May '15 9:22:05 PM by GhostElm
"I'm as free as the dust in the solar wind."
Sad Pity: A game about the most depressing things you can possibly think of.
Sad Pit: A peach pit (voiced by Brad Pitt) finds itself in a garbage heap and struggles to germinate
edited 5th May '15 9:27:08 PM by GhostElm
"I'm as free as the dust in the solar wind."
Braids From S286 Not Included
Sad PIN: A foolish man gives away his PIN. We follow his story of depression as he swiftly loses his wealth.
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
Sad Pen: A pen refuses to write while it's in a bad mood and ends up being thrown into the garbage
edited 5th May '15 11:59:33 PM by GhostElm
"I'm as free as the dust in the solar wind."
Something something DBZ
Rad Pen: The story of hotheaded skater boy, Rad Pen
What is a man? A miserable pile of secrets, but enough talk have at you!
Braids From S286 Not Included
Rap Pen: An Epic Rap Battle about writing tools.
edited 6th May '15 6:15:22 AM by TroperNo9001
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
Rappin': One Christmas, a family feud devolves into a Rap Battle
"I'm as free as the dust in the solar wind."
Fly Air Madeline
Wrappin': A professional gift wrapper is given the biggest order of his life and must wrap 1000 presents before the day is through. Hilarity Ensues.
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"
Fly Air Madeline
Victory and Great Defeat
Photo Type: a sandbox game in which your goal is to take pictures of everything in existence. As you progress, you unlock more lenses and filters to use.
Frozen ground Ride with the wind Emerge from the gun smoke like demons
Photon Type: The tale of a lonely lighthouse worker
edited 6th May '15 1:51:29 PM by GhostElm
"I'm as free as the dust in the solar wind."
Victory and Great Defeat
Shot On Type: Detectives investigate the murder of an author who was shot point blank while typing his latest novel.
Frozen ground Ride with the wind Emerge from the gun smoke like demons
Braids From S286 Not Included
Shot on Hype: A Big Name Fan gets shot the day before the release of a blockbuster. Cue Internet Backdraft.
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
Shot of Hype: A vaccine turns the protagonist, Mary Sue, into a Manic Pixie Dream Girl
"I'm as free as the dust in the solar wind."
Victory and Great Defeat
Shot of Hope: the gripping story leading up to to a basketball team's tie breaking shot and last chance to win big.
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I like your description better, though.
edited 6th May '15 8:59:58 PM by CSP1220
Frozen ground Ride with the wind Emerge from the gun smoke like demons
Shot of Hope: An movie about an alcoholic where it seems like his life is hopeless... Until a woman comes into his life and changes everything.
Edit: Dammit, you beat me to the punch with the same title ![[lol]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/lol2v12_4863.png "[lol]"){kind=small}
edited 6th May '15 8:57:28 PM by Nintendork64
Fly Air Madeline
Shop of Hope: A magical shop sells items that could potentially have major positive impacts on humanity's future.
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"
Victory and Great Defeat
Shop of Pope: the Pope's favorite souvenir shop is going out of business. Whatever shall he do!?
Frozen ground Ride with the wind Emerge from the gun smoke like demons
Strider Linches: An AU fan-fic about a modern day white supremacist Aragorn undergoing a Heel–Face Turn.
"I'm as free as the dust in the solar wind."