Our Favorite Cowgirl, er, Mare
I can still remember this one my friends and I joked about in second grade:
"Fire in the hole!" -boom- → "Honey, I'm home!" -boom-
I like to keep my audience riveted.
Our Favorite Cowgirl, er, Mare
sorry about the double-post, but I had another one:
"Someone say it!/Someone say it!/Someone say it!" → "Dr. Zaius!/Dr. Zaius!/Dr. Zaius! ^_^;;
I like to keep my audience riveted.
Part-Time Omen of Death
"Ball Pets" —> "Boba Fett"
Wtf. ![[lol]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/lol2v12_4863.png "[lol]"){kind=small}
In a zoo commercial I saw today:
Rockhopper penguins —> Rock Opera penguins
Around Christmas I said/sang "Ding dong merrily on high" and my friend thought for some reason that I said "King Kong cleverly disguised".
What I heard was: "He had six diplomas."
What was actually said: "He had six lipomas."
In a work conversation:
How come it's never a nice bike? —> How come it's never a knife fight?
Also, the other day my mom had the Oprah channel on and I thought I heard a man with a southern accent complaining about how in America today "everything is 666". Turned out he was actually talking about how sexualized American pop culture is: "everything is sex, sex, sex".
One I can vaguely remember being a private joke between my sister and I involved this snowboarding video game, where anytime you went up a ramp, an off-screen voice would encourage you to "get some air!" Because the voice actor pronounced "air" more like "ay-er", we deliberately mondegreened it into "get the Mayor!", and decided the Mayor of the unnamed town the game was set in had it out for snowboarders for some reason.
edited 7th Sep '14 6:59:20 PM by MikeK
Part-Time Omen of Death
"Baltimore" as "Voldemort"
Stupid doomed timeline...
Another snippet of misheard work conversation:
I love a man with skinny jeans —> I love a man who skips hygiene
What they said. We already have this thread.
dead devotion