Destroy The Godmodder

I pause for a moment, wondering how on earth that happened.Then again, this happens.

I WOULD do what I do best...which is nothing. Instead I write fanfiction.

Fanfiction: 1/??

137/400, 57/10

Why are you so persistent? I cast a Quick Reflex buff spell on myself, and try to grab Sacred by the hilt..

3+1s!

edited 20th Nov '14 2:16:54 PM by Tabbune

magiteck Fortress city:156/400 , a thingamabob 8/??? ,

I Rely on the rock armor to weigh me down as Jindra blows wind at me

   That's not good enough! You know i can't just stop! i have a job to do! and YOU ARE IN MY WAY   

I concentrate on thinking up some awesome cat jokes. why? I have no reason. other than to make everyone in the vicinity groan, trying not to laugh.

   Oh~ i got one. its purrfect!   

I retaliate against the fairies with Oblivion's destroyer, in the form of a shock wave attack. Preemptively.

two to tabbune. one to any one else

edited 21st Nov '14 4:02:24 AM by Wyld

47/???

12/???

I take h20s battleaxe, and add a kinetic amplifier.

3 pluse ones

I stab Zbse in the face with a conjured image of myself and try and steal his pages.

Bound Amulet (44/500) (x2: Wyld, troll)

Cathyland (38/1000) (troll)

Three Free +1 charges.

edited 20th Nov '14 5:50:16 PM by CathariSarad

I throw dirt at the air elemental. Earth is the opposite of air, right?

True Conqueror [154/500] (wyld, Cathari)

MEC-1: Warden [78/100] (troll, Cathari)

Three charges to whoever wants them.

Ok then. Most epic fart 32/100 boi items 4/100

I decide to spread the fish love and give a mackeral to first AG to claim it. I find 4 surviving toothpicks in the wreckage. Since toothpicks are an item in BOI I gain 1 charge to it.

Let's see if you change the rules after I allot two plus ones to my future self and one to whoever wants it.

After running away from the sidequest, I take h20's axe and make it do extra acid damage.

Bound Amulet (46/500) (x2: Surt)

Cathyland (40/1000) (x2: Surt)

Three Free +1 Charges.

I'm sorry about the whole not-updating thing, but I don't know if I can do the sidequest anymore. I'm going to be away for a while after Friday... A week at least. I'm sorry for wasting all of your guys' time. I may come back. I might not, so I'm going to do one last post for now.... I'm sorry.

I stick my thumb up, hitchhiker style and the HYPE TRAIN!!! Barrels through the godmodder and picks me up: 3/3 complete...

I send victini far away from the battle field, after using its ability to give good luck to the anti-godmodders.

I'm sorry,

Zbse.

edited 20th Nov '14 7:12:01 PM by zbse

51/???

13/???

I take h20s axe, and sharpen it further.

3 plus ones

I take h2o's axe and add Ichor to it, which decreases defence of whatever it hits.

True Conqueror [157/500] (Cathari, troll)

MEC-1: Warden [81/100] (Cathari, troll)

One to Cathari, one to Troll, one to Spirit.

Something Colossal (28/450 Ichigo, Shiny, h2obox, Jon, Troll, Surt, Cathari... Jeeze people either be more specific or a bit more dilligent in collecting.)

Something Fun (4/25)

Hm... Well then how about this

I pull out a CD player, Put in 'World of Tubas', Turn the volume up to MAX, hit the on button, and finally toss it to Wyld.

My pixies will the temporarily at least turn their attacks to the weaker Dalek Battleship.

3x +1's to anyone not PG.

edited 20th Nov '14 11:21:58 PM by JindraAG

138/400, 58/100

If my previos action is a success, I electrocute Sacred with a spell. If it fails, I use a Lightning Bolt on him

3+1s!

Ok, if I can go twice per turn..

Charge summons:

• 3/40 [[Kir By:the battleship halbred]] -Jindra
• 3/20 SAM infantry. -Jindra

Free action: How would one go about defeating a creature of pure air, hmm? Well, at least it isn't heavy... - I attempt to blow the air elemental off the battlefield using a jet engine.

Charge aids: to both of Jindra AG's summons to h20's woody

edited 21st Nov '14 3:33:14 AM by paradisedj32

Q&A: @shiny: He posted yesterday, which was why I was telling him off. @sacred+paradise: Remember, you get two posts per round. @sacred: you could always transform back into your humanoid shape... @pillow: There was already a rule that +1s have to go to someone else. You can't +1 yourself.

zbse: You started the side-quest. If you can't continue it, you need to give the GM the ability to do so. I expect you to post again as soon as you can bub so I don't screw up your side-quest too much. If you're able to get on sporadically at all, try to message me info for the side-quest.

sidequest: To respond to what happened last round, everyone quickly escaped from the burning toothpick factory and went to shiny's cave. There was a search for some sort of hidden door, but none was found, until a sledgehammer was slammed into a weak spot in the wall, causing it collapse, opening up a path into a sub-cave. How in world the page fluttered in there, nobody will ever know. Cathari picks up the page just inside. It feels like there's magic further down, from the echoes its a pretty extensive cave system.

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Paradise arrives on the battlefield and sprays acid into the damaged dalek battleship's armor, critting and dealing 9000 damage. Sacred attempts to destroy the air elemental, but only deals 2000 damage, but escapes. He launches himself at Tabbune, but Tabbune catches him (barely) and slams him into the ground to keep him from twisting around. Ichigo drops in front of wyld, and blasts him with Red Glare, but Wyld counters with Oblivion's Destroyer and blasts ichigo back out into the storm, dealing 10% damage to Red Glare in the process. Wyld grabs the glaive in his armor, and slashes at the pixies with it, but the pixies just retreat to the storm, taking no damage when wyld's attack is interrupted by jindra.

Shiny discovers that for some odd reason, the blue chaos emerald is in a small alcove in the cave that he and cathari are in. Fseftr somehow picks up an entire battlefield, and smashes it over the weaker of the two dalek battleships, mini-critting and dealing 6000 damage. Ichigo fires an RPG at both battleships, dealing 2000 damage to both. h2o electrocutes the wreckage of the dalek mothership. Useful, huh? Jon takes out a ridiculously oversized plasma cannon and fires it at the air elemental. He completely misses, but having the massive cannon dropped on it deals 5000 damage to the elemental. Wolf writes a fanfic. Wyld prepares to retaliate against the pixies, concentrating on cat jokes, regaining 15% concentration, but the pixies never attack.

Troll adds a kinetic amplifier to h2o's battleaxe, giving it a small chance to launch enemies. Cathari arbitrarily decides to try and stab zbse. Zbse is nowhere around, and doesn't have any useful pages yet. Zbse blocks with his gauntlet. surt grounds the air elemental, dispersing it. Cathari leaves the side-quest, then adds acid abilities to the elemental battleaxe. zbse releases a hitch-hiker train, that after picking zbse up, the godmodder smashes with his banhammer. It flies far far away. Hopefully we'll see zbse again someday... But victini is released first, giving all AGs good luck next round! Troll sharpens h2o's axe even more. Surt adds Ichor to h2o's axe. Jindra puts on the infernal music and throws it to wyld. The godmodder turns to Wyld and rushes at him. living stone armor destroyed, -10% concentration. Tabbune electrocutes sacred.

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End of Turn Battle

Another mackerel duplicates after pillow tries to hand one off. The pixies continue to grow in numbers as they call to more of their own kind, and deal 4000 damage to the weaker battleship, but take 5000 damage from the battleships again. Wyld loses 5% concentration to cookie clicker. suddenly, there is a loud hum... the KV has returned from the nether! The goddmodder attacks the pixies, dealing 10000 damage to them. red Glare loses 10% durability to the magic storm.

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Battlefield: Mage-storm [active] luck bonus!

army of pixies [AG] Hp: 10000/8000

pillowmantis: The Holy Mackerel x5 [A]

Ichigo Montoya: Red Glare [A]: Durability: 40%

Eye of the Storm:

Godmodder: Hp: 43/100: The Banhammer [A]

Dalek Battleship [PG]: Hp: 52000/100000

Dalek Battleship [PG]: Hp: 28500/100000

KV-2.09 [AG]: Hp: 185500/250000 Derpgun: |||| : shield: Hp: 7500/7500

Wyld: Concentration: 40% [cookie clicker]: Oblivion’s Destroyer [A] (bound)

h2obox: Elemental Battleaxe [A]

Zbse’s sidequest: 3/151 pages found

Shiny’s Cave:

Martial Artist [AG]: Hp: 9000/10000

sub-cave:

Shiny Cotton Candy: Green/Red/Blue Chaos Emerald [A], Ley Line detector [A]

edited 21st Nov '14 7:13:51 AM by pionoplayer

magiteck Fortress city:157/400 a thingamabob 9/???

I smash through the KV shield using oblivion's destroyer, and try to cut a weakness into its armor. If the Tuba thing is still playing, i quickly shove the player inside the tank and run for it. Otherwise i keep oblivion's destroyer in there a second or two longer than necessary, flooding the inside with paradox magic.

   Hot potato!   

Three points for Griffin door!

edited 21st Nov '14 1:55:59 PM by Wyld

After having my armor's AI perform a scan of the area in an attempt to find the Emerald Nova, I zap Wyld with a taser.

Cannon: 12/30 (Using the +1s provided by Fseftr from the last round.)

Deucalion: 50/50 (On hold.)

I've got three +1s for anyone on Team AG.

edited 21st Nov '14 10:22:39 AM by IchigoMontoya

253/300 , 253/300 ,

I hug a dalek battleship. To death. Or injury,I guess

3x +1

I compliment my fanfic with a shipping wall.

Fanfic:2/??

34/100 5/100

I hope I won't flood the world with fish. I consider the possibilities and decide the best course of action is to slap someone with it to see what will happen. Someone pg that's not the gm.

I didn't think it would work anyways.

Something Colossal (31/450 paradiseDJ, fseftr)

Something Fun (7/25 paradiseDJ, fseftr)

I'll call up winds to launch Wyld over the KV when he goes up on top of it. And the my pixies will once again mob him.

Just because everyone else is ignoring you doesn't mean you will go unopposed, Stormbringer.

The martial artist will explore the newly revealed part of the cave.

2x +1 for Paradise, 1x for fseftr.

edited 21st Nov '14 9:58:47 AM by JindraAG

summon charge:

• 5/40 battleship halbred
• 5/40 SAM infantry (thanks to Jindra for boosts)

Free action: I attempt to poke out one of the godmodder's eyes with with a diamond pickaxe.

Aids: 2x for Jindra, another +1 for anyone anti-godmodder.

OY, WYLD! hands off the KV-2 or I will take steps to mess you up!)

edited 21st Nov '14 10:24:11 AM by paradisedj32

While waiting for my scan's results, I grab Tabbune and perform a German Suplex on him.

Cannon: 15/30 (Claiming the last of Fseftr's +1s and the +1 provided by Paradisedj.)

Deucalion: 50/50 (On hold.)

I've got three +1s for anyone on Team AG.

I plan to return later, but at the present, I put the side-quest actions on hold. I turn my Ley Line Detecter to power-save mode.

I attempt to search for the fourth Chaos Emerald. (1/16)

Pokemon Summon: 14/50

I want to try something unusual here. Piono, let me know if this will work. If not, then I'll just not have a free action this post. I attempt to perform a ritual to disperse the Mana Storm. Instead of taking charges, I request for people to join in the ritual. If enough people join in the ritual this turn only, the storm will fade. Piono, I guess it's up to you to decide how many are necessary, but I was thinking 8, including myself.

edited 21st Nov '14 11:11:13 AM by shinycottoncandy

256/300 Jindra, 256/300 , Ichigo's 1st

I gently stab a battleship.

3x +1

edited 21st Nov '14 11:36:53 AM by fseftr