Sijo noticed more people popping up around the place. Some of them seemed to be in pain, but, this being just a dream and all, he didn't rush over to help them.
Then the computer started to talking to them- with the face of Genie from Aladdin. And wait, wasn't that dragon from Jake Long? It looked like this dream was Disney-themed, at least in part. Hey, maybe he would get to hit on Pocahontas. 
Anyways Here's Darude Sandstorm
Joe got up and brushed himself off, putting even more snow on the floor. He looked to Ukko.
"Uh sorry about that-oh!"
His hand felt something in his pocket. He reached in and pulled out what looked to be a blue Ranger Key and a black and red cellphone.
"...no way. If this is a dream then it's the best damn dream I've ever had."
He looked around the room and saw the others assembled there. Some of them resembled characters from works of fiction. His gaze fell upon the GENIE head.
With purpose he walked straight up to it and glared.
"The hell is going on?!? What are you playing at?"
edited 24th Mar '14 10:22:08 AM by PhilosopherStones
GIVE ME YOUR FACE
Dark Eye
"Seems to be."
A beam of light about as intense as a laser pointer shot out of the end of Zed's lance.
"Fully functional, if I can lift this damn thing. You look like...Is that Corvo's mask?"
Zed sighed deeply.
"What's next, a damn Power Ranger?"
I use guns instead of magic.
Pat was in awe of the A.I. before him.
(Oh my god, this is pretty cool.) He thought.
"Uh, so does anyone want to introduce themselves?" Pat said, trying to break the ice.
Super Robot! SUPER ROBOT! ◥▶◀◤ Also, if some of my posts don't make sense, please take note that I might lack slee
King of Lame-Style
Sanne all the while was just plain giddy with the situation at hands, as any good geek would be according to her at least. She had been walking around, in general fangirl mode at everything around her, at the fact that it was real. She snapped out of it by the time someone asked about introductions.
"Oh? My name is Sanne then, Senior student and president of the Everyday Weirdness Club" she said quite eloquently.
The graceless warrior, wielder of the edgeless blade, prophet of the old religions, writer of fluent nonsense, saviour of soul and song.
Emissary of the Void
Bah, such frivolous exchanges are trivial, but these abilities hold some promise. "Very well. Perhaps introductions are in order. My name is Roland, hailing from the US. As for this...armor, I haven't the slightest of clues as to its name or origin. Officially, I am a Keeper of Knowledge, though I still seek to obtain new information as much as I can. I do hope we can all coexist peacefully, so long as none of you impede me on my journey...Everything should be fine."
He paused for their responses with mild curiosity.
[DATA LOST]
Rise Above Fate
Donovan wasn't sure why everyone was so excited by their fancy new gear and all that, he wasn't even sure where this crap he was wearing would have originated. "I'm Donovan. I'm not particularly special and I have no idea where this armour stuff came from." Now wondering how he'd gone from his living room to outer space Don turned to the AI and asked him a quick question "Hey Genie, where are we exactly?"
Ukko faced Pat and introduced himself saying "Oh, hi, heh. I am Ukko, from Finland."
"Oh, I might know, that is probably from a video game." he said to Roland, already forgotten his name "I recognized that armor and it is from a game that was called... called, yeah it was something -frame. Warframe that's it."
There is no broom closet ending
Dark Eye
Zed let the head of his lance fall to the ground with a clang and looked around.
"Name's Zed, if that's really a matter of paramount importance. Like that one said, this is Takanuva's mask. From BIONICLE. A child's toy."
It was clear that Zed was not too happy with his own shard.
edited 24th Mar '14 11:12:01 AM by TenebrousGaze
I use guns instead of magic.
"My name is Patrick Durfee and I'm from Alaska." Pat introduced himself.
"By the way, does anyone remember what they did before they got here? Because, I think I was sleeping and I dreamed that I turned into this six-winged, horned, vampiric angel thing..." He trailed off.
Super Robot! SUPER ROBOT! ◥▶◀◤ Also, if some of my posts don't make sense, please take note that I might lack slee
Anyways Here's Darude Sandstorm
Joe looked back to Ukko.
"Oh I'm Joe Omi! I'm from Japan..."
He stripped off his heavy winter wear revealing military fatigues underneath.
"I was in the middle of a training exercise when I encountered my meteorite. It seems everyone here came across one. And this..."
He holds up the strange cellphone like device with a cheeky grin.
"Is a dream come true! I can finally do what I always wanted to do..."
GIVE ME YOUR FACE
That One Gal
Earth
Travis was having a pretty rough morning. He was only just waking up, he was late for the start of his shift, and he couldn't find his glasses. Oh, and he was currently slumped behind a dumpster in a dark alley, covered in bruises and cuts.
Yup, he got mugged. Not that it was an entirely rare occurrence, since with Travis' luck, he seemed to get attacked or stolen from nearly everyday. Most attempts aren't very successful, though, seeing as he's usually pretty well-equipped for self defense, but this time he was ambushed. And, unfortunately, stripped of anything a cop would usually have on him, save for his uniform. Anyway, he groaned as he awoke from unconsciousness, looking around at his dim surroundings. The darkness, coupled with his inability to see without his glasses, made it difficult to find said accessory.
At some point, though, he turned his head in the right direction so that a small beam of sunlight hit his eye. Blinking away the brightness he blindly reached in the direction of it, a bit surprised to wrap his fingers around some familiar frames. Luckily, the glasses had not broken during the struggle, so he quickly placed them back onto his face and blinked a few times. It was only then that he discovered some weird...something, right beside him. It glowed faintly, almost asking for him to touch it. And touch he did, picking it up carefully in his hands and bringing it closer to his face. Almost instantly, a shock of coldness shot through his body, and the shard in his hands crumble into a white power and sank into his skin. Before he could even register what had happened, though...
Ship ...he was suddenly sitting in the corner of (insert location of everybody here). He looked around vaguely, his face not really registering any emotion for a good while. Eventually, though, he could only muster up a single word.
"What."
Emissary of the Void
Raising an eyebrow beneath his helmet, Roland mulled over the name in his head. Bringing out his notebook, he began to write: Observational Note #2: So far, the introductions have proved mildly useful. Need to tone mine down for the next person I meet. However, this Ukko knows of the game called Warframe, so any relevant data from him is an absolute must at this point.
[DATA LOST]
(Avatar by Coffee)
If anyone would have paid attention, they'd have noticed that ever since he asked his question, the now-armoured soldier was quietly screaming. After a while, however, he stopped. When Pat suggested introductions, he shrugged.
“Just call me Thanasisus,” he said weakly. “Obviously a pseudonym but will have to do.”
He walked over to Omi, his armour clanking. “A fellow soldier? I assume you're from the JGSDF?”
Breath of the Sun
A flashlight shone in the storage room, as the security guard looked around and grumbled angrily to himself. Just as he had been preparing to leave work, something hit the roof and set off an alarm. He'd already changed out of his uniform, even, and now he had to take inventory. Why anyone would want to steal museum props from the nineties was beyond him, but apparently it had, technically, happened during his shift and thus was his responsibility. He continued muttering curses as he looked for... actually he didn't know what he was looking for. He swung his flashlight around half-hazardly in a final sweep of the room.
CLANG! A metal shelf rattled, and two things bounced off the guard's head. Hissing more obscenities, he bent down to examine the things that had dared to fall on him. A skeletal mask (So that's where that was! He'd mugged a guy for that mask last Halloween, then brought it to work on the graveyard shift, then lost it.) and a glowing crystal. Putting the mask on his face to free up one of his hands, he picked up the shard, cutting himself in the process.
"Nagacheeba! Aggaba!"
Charles gripped his head in agony as an unknown voice yelled at him. His body began to bend, and make strange cracks, and there was movement and pain and WHAM. In his thrashing, he had struck the back of his head against another shelf, knocking himself out.
He awoke with the start, clawing at the floor and cursing. Loudly.
"Fuck shit shit shit fuck!" He scrambled to his feet, stumbling slightly under his new weight (and his goddamn shoes were gone, too.) "Wha- wait. Where the fuck, how the fuck, who the fuck?!" He managed to get out, looking around rapidly. He reached for his stun gun, but then remembered he'd changed out of uniform. He stared at the spaceship before him, and at the genie, and sighed.
"Fuck me."
What is so amusing about this? Why do you take lives? How can you forget?
King of Lame-Style
"To be fair" Said Sanne walking towards Zed "In-universe he's rather powerful, if I'm remembering correctly"
The graceless warrior, wielder of the edgeless blade, prophet of the old religions, writer of fluent nonsense, saviour of soul and song.
Wizard of science.
"Everyone, please," Kaito said through gritted teeth, raising his voice until everyone could hear him. "EVERYONE! BE QUIET!" He panted, holding onto a nearby console. "I... I think we're doing this wrong. We just showed up in a random spaceship-looking place out of nowhere." He said, clutching his chest. "I think the one who needs to answer some questions is not us, but him." He pointed at GENIE. "Tell us, Genie. What happened to us? What were those things we found on the ground? And why are we now here?"
Ukko was about to say something but stopped when Kaito asked silence.
"Yeah, this is a really bizarre situation. I am assuming this is not a dream, so I would like to hear an explanation."
edited 24th Mar '14 1:38:51 PM by mrzalli
There is no broom closet ending
I use guns instead of magic.
(Hmm, this tattoo... How did I get this?) Pat thought. He instinctively used his left hand to feel the brand.
However, the tattoo began to glow and light began to cover his body. When the light faded, Pat was transformed.
He had six wings, two horns, long blond hair and was butt naked. However, his unmentionables were gone and a long ribbon that orbited around him that covered his crotch area.
"What. The. F—K!" He shouted in suprise.
Super Robot! SUPER ROBOT! ◥▶◀◤ Also, if some of my posts don't make sense, please take note that I might lack slee
GENIUS!, THE EVIL
"Once again, what the hell. This day has gone terribly. My alarm clock was busted, so I was late to work, I missed out on buying a PS 4, I walked half a mile in the rain, I GOT MUGGED BY A GODDAMN FURRY HOBO, I nearly get killed by a meteor containing a bright shiny crystal thing, I get hit with magic ruphenol, I wake up. On. A. Spaceship. Filled. With. Stuff."
I rubbed my temples to calm down. Why was I the only person SERIOUSLY freaking out?!?
Shock, that's why. They obviously had gone into shock.
That, or I was overreacting. I sincerely hoped I wasn't overreacting.
I took a few deep breathes, and pulled out my stress ball. I had learned a good way to calm down was to squeeze the thing some. Sure, it was more for anger than utter pants shitting terror, but hey, calming down is calming down.
I then approached one of the consoles. "Alright, GENIE, was it? Look, lemme level with you, we have no idea how the hell we got here, and it would be nice if you didn't space us."
Of course, at that point, I didn't know I was a friggen walking lightning rod. On an electrical ship, that is a RECIPE for grade A disaster cake
Its so easy when your evil
feeling blue
Naoki was in the middle of a situation he had no idea of what to do, he saw people he never saw before talking, but all he could do was stay quiet and hope someone would ask GENIE the questions he had in mind. It didn't take long, however, for him to be hit by some snow out of nowhere and getting covered in it, he started to shiver a bit as he took the excess out of his body.
Jamie looked up at the monitor in alarm as a computerized familiar voice started talking to them. It introduced its self as G.E.N.I.E. and adopted the face of a character from a movie she saw when she was a kid. That didn't really help ease her confusion any. It was talking about blasting them and she really couldn't find a reason to believe that the machine couldn't. Then for some reason people started introducing themselves. How fucked up were their priorities?
Not everyone was crazy though, as one guy shouted for people to shut up and started asking questions of the cartoon character. Jamie held up a finger and said "Yeah, ummm adding on to what he said. We really can't tell you how we got here if we don't even know where here is."
Wasn't Roy glad he left the spotlight. Quite convenient for him to be leaning behind something when all hell breaks loose. He rolled his eyes as the latest entries tried their best to make an entrance; wouldn't he be glad to get out of here.
Idiots....every single one of them
Of course this didn't help that fact that he was slowly supporting the hypothesis that he had gone insane. He was probably in an asylum with insane inmates screaming all around.
"well...."
It wasn't a very appealing thought.
"crap."
Sijo started noticing a couple of facts about his 'dream': The first was that some of the others were also wondering if this was all a dream. How could that be? He was the lucid dreamer, so he should notice, but the other characters should not unless he mentioned it aloud, which he hadn't. Suddenly, he wasn't so certain anymore...
Second, most of the others seemed to have superhuman powers or incredible equipment. He was, as far as he could tell, his same old boring self. Was the dream trying to humiliate him by contrasting him to all this cool stuff? Thanks a lot, My Subconscious Mind! -_-
Then some people started asking the 'Genie' direct questions. Now that seemed like the way to go. He decided to continue watching and not make any comments until the thing responded (assuming it did.)
edited 24th Mar '14 4:33:02 PM by Sijo
Pitter...
Patter...
Pitter...
Patter.
Nicholas wondered why on Earth he's awakened by dripping water. He looked up and saw a hole in the roof.
"... What?" Nicholas got up to inspect the hole. It was tiny, but the right size for water to seep in. Nicholas can see the drops of water dripping onto the bed. "Damn it... Gotta need to find a contractor to fix this now." Nicholas said. His pay wasn't as good as other peoples'. Minimum wage and all that. It was going to be a bitch for him to pay off whatever the contractor will demand to patch a tiny hole. As he reached for the phone, he found something crystaline right next to it.
"The hell?" Nicholas reached over to grab it, but he pricked his finger on it. "Ow!" Nicholas said. He looked to his finger to see if there was bleeding, but instead, he saw a purple crystal shard sinking into his finger. It didn't hurt as much, but it freaked Nicholas out seeing it dig in like a worm. Once it fully set in, Nicholas wondered if he should still call the contractor or 911. Then...
THUMP THUMP!
Nicholas grabbed his chest. Heart attack? At this young an age? Grab... the... phone! Nicholas wanted to call an ambulance, but the pain was so much that he went to his knees. Before long, Nicholas could hear cracking. He looked around and then looked at his hands. Hellish purple cracks were emerging from his hands and arms. The cracking couldn't stop... Then, he heard a massive crack and felt something sprouting from his back.
"GAAAAH!" Nicholas said. Was... was this what he thought it was?
Was he going to die and give birth to a Phantom?
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Nicholas forcefully jumped up, waking up from a nightmare. He inhaled... exhaled... inhaled... exhaled...
"You intruders can call me G.E.N.I.E!" Nicholas turned and saw Genie from Aladdin. Then looked around and saw many people gathered around... on a Spaceship.
"Eheheheheh... This is another dream right? Like... Inception? All I gotta do is pinch myself and then..." Nicholas tried to pinch himself. "OW!" ... Okay, bad idea. If only the ship had a rug, so he could try and rub his face over it... But he couldn't. And now the Genie is saying he'll... obliterate them? Well... shit... Then he asked them how they got there.
"I... Don't know... Is this a dream? I mean, yeah, I tested it but-" Then someone mentioned the crystal. "Crystal? I... I think I got a crystal too... I don't know, it might have been a dream... But... It fused with me and then... I..." Nicholas wasn't sure how to explain it. How the hell do you explain a Phantom's birth to someone who hasn't watched Kamen Rider Wizard? "I felt like a baby was coming out of me." Smoooooth. "But... That's a dream, right?"
edited 24th Mar '14 10:07:35 AM by Psyga315