All Purpose Frozen Fanfiction Thread

Oy. I keep forgetting, when does Frozen supposedly take place? I thought it was 1893 or something.

I've heard it's supposed to be the 1840s. But the movie had anachronisms, so, in my eyes, it's fine if I have anachronisms, too. I mean, I'm not writing historical fiction here.

Why does lesbian porn need to be that long anyways?

Also, about my rant, it also occurs to me that I've never heard anyone accusing Kristoff or Fritz of being a "slut," despite the fact that, obviously, Kristoff is getting the exact same amount of action as Anna, and Fritz is, well, Fritz. So yeah, definitely some Double Standard coming into play there.

edited 20th Sep '14 11:20:59 AM by spashthebandragon

Well, people have taken the fact that it's a full moon in July during the 1840s to figure out that Frozen is set on the 29th of July through to the 1st of August, 1844.

Funnily enough, Hans Christian Anderson's "The Snow Queen" was published in 1844.

Chapter 19 of my fic has been uploaded

The Duke of Weseltown is a Frozen character in it, so therefore it counts to post it here. :P

As for that reviewer, I guess he wants his lovers to... not be lovers lol

edited 20th Sep '14 6:14:43 PM by NoName999

You'd better get some suitably epic background music playing before you start this chapter.

Also, to my delight, Trolly McTroll reviewer posted again. Apparently it's very important to him that I realize Anna is a slut and Olaf is "too stupid." Ha. I love it. Olaf being "too stupid"... Where do they come up with this stuff...?

I hope he realizes hitting the "delete review" button takes a lot less effort than it does for him to type obnoxious ramblings.

EDIT: Oh, wait, duh! I can just enable moderation of guest reviews! Now I feel silly.

edited 21st Sep '14 10:03:18 AM by spashthebandragon

This might be useful in the future◊.

And yes, I have gotten back to work on The Soldier and The Queen.

Gonna be honest, I wasn't planning on showing Hans in prison, but then I read that one comickergirl comic and realized the humor potential behind that idea.

...okay, let me get this straight. I'll spoiler it for people who haven't read it yet:
Elsa defeats the first enemy, then the third, then the second, back to the third, and now back to the second.

Wow.

I probably should have included some warning when I was making that prophecy that I had no intention of going through the enemies chronologically. Also, Brandr is the fourth enemy, so really it goes first, third, second, fourth, third again, second again. And I'm not even done yet.

edited 25th Sep '14 4:01:29 PM by spashthebandragon

Please don't tell me Adrian comes back.

I'm done. I'm finally finished with my 18k+ worded Chapter 23!!!

edited 25th Sep '14 4:58:05 PM by ChefFailure

Personally, I divide chapters by what I think makes a good stopping point in the story, so mine can run a bit long, but I think I'd draw the line at 18k. Sheesh, there are whole fanfics shorter than that...

Anywho, apparently I'm not the first person to come up with the idea of Elsa making out with some strange evil counterpart in the mirror.◊

...That is just delusion and narcissism on a bizarre, terrifyingly erotic level.

The thing is, if I did break up those 18k+ words, the situation wouldn't be as hilarious.

edited 25th Sep '14 6:18:16 PM by ChefFailure

Hans's dark secret revealed.

Who's ready for some gratuitous fanservice?

...never have I thought that what is about to happen would be a bad thing for Fritz, but...

I love how this just happens to be chapter SIXTY-NINE. *obnoxious giggling*

This is probably the most gratuitously fanservicey the story's ever gonna get, by the way.

EDIT: I went back and changed the older chapters around. This is no longer chapter 69. *obnoxious giggling awkwardly trails off*

edited 11th Oct '14 8:16:40 PM by spashthebandragon

I would consider bumping the rating up to "M", if you haven't already. The bit at the end of the last chapter seems a slight bit too risqué for "T".

The website says T is for "minor suggestive adult themes." Given I don't describe anything explicitly in the Daniel-Olive flashbacks and, of course, Fritz should be so lucky as to be in an M-rated scene with Elsa, I think the implications of what was about to happen were a bit dirtier than what actually happened. In other words, it was only "suggestive" of an adult theme.

I mean, if I switched to an M rating, I think that'd imply to people that the fanfic is dirtier than it actually is. There are some pretty explicit M-rated fanfics on this site.

Or, uh, so I've heard...

edited 30th Sep '14 10:02:31 AM by spashthebandragon

Took me a little under three months with tons of stuff happening in my life, but here we go. Chapter 14: Unwound of Tangled Adventures in Arendelle.

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9884742/15/Tangled-Adventures-in-Arendelle

And just in time for my birthday! Whoopee!

Sorry, guys, no fanservice this time. Just lame stuff like character development.

Speaking of self-promotion, I've made this and this. They are so weird. Cough, Fanfic Rec/Frozen, cough.

Not a proper update, but I did a major overhaul to my first chapter (with overhauls to the next nine or so chapters forthcoming). You know how it is. The first couple chapters always suffer from Early-Installment Weirdness and whatnot. Also, I wanted my story to fit into Frozen's timeline a bit more smoothly. I didn't like that I did this weird vague time skip where the events of the movie had still happened recently, and it wasn't really clear what happened between the end of the movie and the start of my fanfic. So now I open with the ice-skating scene, right where the movie left off. Hopefully that makes the transition from the movie to my fanfic a bit smoother.

edited 3rd Oct '14 7:47:57 PM by spashthebandragon

Okay, back to the fanservice.

I guess this is a pretty inevitable conclusion to Fritz's character.

...
In This Chapter: not-quite-incest out the wazoo, my money's on Klaus being Eric, and FRITZ! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!