All Purpose Frozen Fanfiction Thread

Well, it would in all likelihood involve Leman Russ being like Elsa and Anna's adopted dad or something. So, really, the opposite of Grimdark, if you can imagine a Primarch in full armor running around in circles while carrying a little girl on each of his shoulder pads, possibly while purposefully slipping and sliding on a floor covered in Elsa's ice.

So what'll ruin it? Surprise Inquisition inspection? Warp opening? Orks? Eldar wanting Elsa's magic to study?

CONTINUED COLDNESS! MORE COLDNESS, GET IT? THE OPPOSITE OOOOOOOF HEEEEEAT!

edited 3rd Apr '14 4:02:32 PM by spashthebandragon

Well, had two possibilities:

1. Elsa was formerly a warlord of Fenris with Anna being her right hand before joining Russ's merry band, and when the Space Wolves was formed she just got the quasi-bio-augments (like what Luther and Kor Phaeron got due to being too old for the full Space Marine process) and a suit of power armor (because we know women can wear those, see Adepta Sororita). She makes up for the physical shortcoming via jump packs and ice magic (erm, the "raw power of the life and death cycles of Fenris"). But then maybe she starts losing control of her powers, and this all comes to a head after the Scouring of Prospero?

2. Elsa and Anna aren't part of the Vlka Fenryka, just Russ's adopted daughters that everyone in the whole legion loves. She still has the magic, but it gets strong enough that not even the Rune Priests can help her...but maybe Magnus can?

Edit: Actually I'm liking the second one better, just for the potential that this makes Russ and Magnus bond enough that Prospero *doesn't* burn, and then the Thousand Sons and the Space Puppies brofist before setting a course for Terra and destroying the shit out of every single heretic vessel they come across before double-teaming Horus and ending the Heresy right there, after which they, Elsa, and Anna go for a well-deserved cheeseburger with the Big E.

Yes.

Also, maybe the accident horrifically cripples Anna or something...which results in her driving a Dreadnought for the rest of it.

Anna/Bjorn OTP.

edited 4th Apr '14 8:01:57 AM by PRC4Eva

"Horrifically cripples Anna." So I take it you're a fan of offhandedly torturing your favorite fictional characters, then?

Driving a Dreadnought and hanging out with Bjorn the Fell-Handed sounds less "offhanded torturing" and "totally sweet". Tankred can join too.

eriously look at this thing◊

edited 4th Apr '14 8:35:18 AM by PRC4Eva

"Wheeee! Who knew being paralyzed from the legs down could be so much fuuuuuuuun?!"

Ooh, ooh, new song to sing: TRANSFROZEN! MORE THAN MEETS THE EYE!

edited 4th Apr '14 8:50:02 AM by Spashthebandragon

She's really lucky. Normally, only Marines get the honor of becoming Dreadnaughts.

I know nothing about Warhammer so I'm just going to assume it's exactly the same as Transformers for the sake of my song parody. TRANSFROZEN! MAGICAL TEENAGE GIRLS IN DISGUISE!

Not in the slightest. Lemme break it down for ya:

Space Marines are the most venerated* soldiers in the Imperium of Man. The few who managed to live to old age or survive crippling injuries are placed into Dreadnaughts, caskets that keep them alive indefinitely while giving them huge robotic bodies with which to continue to spread the Emperor's will. That Anna is allowed to become a Dreadnaught despite not being a Marine shows how beloved she is to the Space Wolves.

(*) Literally venerated, the Space Marines are like saints to the Imperium.

Thank you for clarifying that. (Beat) ELSA AND ANNA WAGE THEIR BATTLE TO DESTROY THE EVIL FORCES OF THE BAD GUY PRINCE HANS!

edited 4th Apr '14 9:16:10 AM by Spashthebandragon

Please stop doing that.

Okay I'm sorry... Out of curiosity, is there any connection between Frozen and Warhammer other than Ruleof Cool?

Absolutely not.

Alrighty then, go for it. EDIT: Comment directed at the guy who first proposed the idea.

edited 4th Apr '14 1:09:27 PM by Spashthebandragon

It's not my idea.

Alright, finished part 1 of my fanfic. It's a good 60,000 words, and I'm taking a break before jumping into part 2, so if anybody wants to read or reread the whole shebang in one sitting, now's a good time.

Oh, and I'm probably a hypocrite for complaining about other people's stories being too dark given how part 1 of mine ends.

I'm thinking about eventually writing another historical AU based around the Salem Witch Trials.

Yeah, that could work. I can see it being like "Burn the witch!" and then all the fire immediately goes out.

They used hanging, actually. My basic premise is that a somewhat evil Elsa gets captured while trying to flee, put to death and proceeds to launch the Endless Winter from beyond the grave.

edited 7th Apr '14 8:37:40 PM by Mort08

"Ed, what kinda charcoal'd you use?"

This raises an interesting point. Would Elsa's eternal winter have gone away if she was killed? Hans seemed to think so.

Can I just say Your Aunt Elsa is the best fic ever? Because it is. I'm on Chapter 20, and still really awesome. Why doesn't it have a trope page?

Because nobody's started one yet. Nobody's stopping you if you want to, though. Also I take issue with your claim because obviously that fanfic wasn't written by ME and therefore can't possibly be any good. I mean, haven't you read my signature? My signature DOESN'T LIE.

edited 11th Apr '14 8:28:23 AM by spashthebandragon

And for my thoughts on another one from the Recs page: Arctic Rim. Brilliantly written, fucking depressing.