" <sounds of sirens, gunshots, marching feet> Gang Busters! True stories of—"
<click>
Breath of the Sun
"-a gangsta bitch! I wanna gangsta boogie, with my-" -CLICK-
What is so amusing about this? Why do you take lives? How can you forget?
A nice butterfly
"Grandma! That's not how we do the dishes now! Try the brand new TECHNORABBLE, it easily wipes out all stains of-"
<Click>
It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes
Fly Air Madeline
-onions. Onions... have layers. Ogres have- <click>
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"
In Perpetual Finality
—them apple-bottom jeans, boots with the fur, the whole club was looking at her. She hit the floor, next thing you know, shawty got— (Click.)
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019
so i made a new avatar
"-real, it doesn't matter aaanywaaaaaay, you knooow it's just too little, too laaa-" *click*
edited 16th Jul '14 9:45:51 PM by PhysicalStamina
To pity someone is to tell them "I feel bad about being better than you."
Part-Time Omen of Death
-Z Boy recliners also on sale! Bob's Furniture Warehouse is slashing- (click)
Stupid doomed timeline...
Breath of the Sun
"-his throat with a potato peeler. He is currently awaiting trial, though a Guilty verdict seems-" -CLICK-
What is so amusing about this? Why do you take lives? How can you forget?
my current job
"-like the very first-" *click*
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
A nice butterfly
"-is Hitler! There is no one, absolutely no one else, who has ever managed to become so-"
<Click>
It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes
my current job
"-in a nutshell, the reason that Whose Line was a success was primarily based on Clive Anderson's ability to withstand those derisive jokes thrown at him, Tony Slattery's unpredictability, and-" *click*
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
(･｀ｪ´･)
"-it gets stupider and stupider the more you say it—" <click>
Hi I draw sometimes.
A nice butterfly
"Hallelujah! And he shall return in a fiery chariot of-"
<Click>
It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes
Shut up!
"-the world as we know it, and I feel fi-"
CLICK
edited 17th Jul '14 12:06:37 PM by resetlocksley
Fear is a superpower.
so i made a new avatar
"-YAH! I'll take you to-" *click*
To pity someone is to tell them "I feel bad about being better than you."
my current job
"Love, Might as well face it you're Addicted to Love, might-" *click*
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
"- have been "Tony Stark", the billionaire genius playboy philanthropist, in—" <CLICK!>
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
Breath of the Sun
"-Manhattan, causing what some citizens are calling a Zombie Apocalypse. Both GENTEK Corporation and Blackwatch have assured us that a cure is being developed, and that the quarantine is only-" -CLICK-
edited 18th Jul '14 9:10:47 PM by Kagescorpionakki
What is so amusing about this? Why do you take lives? How can you forget?
(･｀ｪ´･)
"-you and you alone, can thrill me like you do, and fill-" *click*
Hi I draw sometimes.
The King Without a Kingdom
—buckets with genetic material to make— -click-
It's been 3000 years…
"—an alibi. What what Pretty Boy Floyd didn't know was—"
<click>
my current job
"-Not gonna take it, anymooooore! No way! *click midway through the solo*"
Okay, I feel guilt for killing this thread. Go ahead and start with whatever comes to mind, whoever necromances this.
edited 31st Aug '14 7:34:22 PM by WilliamRadarStorm
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
A nice butterfly
<Click>
"PHN'GLUI MRGWL NAH F'TAGH! CTHULHU COMES! HE COMES TO..."
<Click>
It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes
Breath of the Sun
"-sell these cars at great, affordable prices! Come on down to Exploding Ted's Pinto emporium, where I'll-" -CLICK-
What is so amusing about this? Why do you take lives? How can you forget?
"F***ing donkey! You're tasting the food, and putting the spoon ba-" *click*
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.