Jer gets all the girls
Yes, I have a few of those. My favourite is my Bulbasaur.
Some book that you really hate, but can't be bothered to get rid of
Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.
Wicked Flight
I don't think so?
Heaps of videogames.
Sword goes in, gold comes out! Sword goes in, gold comes out! IN THIS PLACE, MEN BLEED GOLD! CUT THE JUGULAR! REAP THE SHINY HARVEST!
PAINKILLER
Yes, and it's for my several (most of them are broke though) Nintendo DS consoles.
Do you have a stack of books/bookshelf?
Life is hard, that's why no one survives.
Yes, I have a few bookshelves in this room.
An armchair.
Shane Neumann, the Master of Failures
... nope.
Electric fan?
Dragon Riders is canceled and Team Dragon Rise is disbanded. I'm a failure as an administrator of two forums.
Lovely Legilimens
Two of them, even though we have an aircon (A/C unit). It's so hot in the Philippines, indeed.
Kid's drawings?
"I just want what everyone else has, that's all."
Attack glitter: It's pretty, but it hurts!
I have some old drawings from when I was a kid, if that counts.
Collectable figures of some kind?
Hard to explain and to express, forever just a work in progress (he/they)
La Lézarde
A few Mario related ones.
Notebooks?
"Pardon me, that extremely loud and extremely deep voice you may have just heard. It was me. Oh, it is such a long story..."
I have several of those!
A teacup?
"Just as planned."
Complete with Assam tea.
... A TV?
"Did you expect somebody else?"
The Scarlet Witch
Yes.
An air conditioner?
"Thanks for the lesson. But I don't need you to tell me who I am."
The Absolute Madman
Outside my door.
A TV?
"We be we baby!"
PAINKILLER
Nah. Theres enough power outlets, but no room for one.
Do you have a framed photograph?
Life is hard, that's why no one survives.
my current job
Yes.
Leftover containers where food would go.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Asgore Adopts Noelle
No, that seems like a health hazard...
A Virtual Boy.
Back after a long hiatus
Nope.
A 3DS.
“Not a promise, not an oath, or a malediction or a curse. Inevitable." - Taylor Hebert
The Scarlet Witch
Hell yeah! :)
A calendar?
"Thanks for the lesson. But I don't need you to tell me who I am."
The Absolute Madman
Lovely Legilimens
Nope.
An outdated map?note
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"I just want what everyone else has, that's all."
La Lézarde
Well, I have a circa 1996 road atlas somewhere, thus the Canadian province Nunavut is still part of the Northwest Territories.
Speaking of road atlases...
"Pardon me, that extremely loud and extremely deep voice you may have just heard. It was me. Oh, it is such a long story..."
The Absolute Madman
Nope.
A bunch of water bottles?
"We be we baby!"
"Just as planned."
No, but I do have a sports drinks container.
A knife?
"Did you expect somebody else?"
I have several of those in this room.
A sundial?
Jer gets all the girls
No. I used to, though. Well, it was part of this odd little contraption that also featured a whistle, binoculars, a tiny protractor, and a torch. I think there were other parts too. And it was about the size of of your palm. Does anybody have any idea what that little thing was?
An unholy mess?
Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.
Plenty of them!
A Pokemon plush toy?
"Pardon me, that extremely loud and extremely deep voice you may have just heard. It was me. Oh, it is such a long story..."